PrisonCraft: Keir’s Dilemma

criminal justice, criminal justice system, criminal law, Dilemma, Government, incarceration, justice reform, justice system, Keir Starmer, Keirs, law enforcement, new PM, overcrowding, penal system, policy reform, prison population, prison reform, PrisonCraft, prisoners, Rehabilitation, sentencing, Social Issues, UK politics

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got too many prisoners and we need u to help us build a giant prison to hold them all! new PM Keir Starmer is counting on u to create the most secure prison ever seen in minecraft history. but watch out, the prisoners are crafty and will try to escape at any cost. can u outsmart them and keep them locked up for good? join now and show off your building skills while keeping the bad guys behind bars. let’s make minecraft great again, one prisoner at a time!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	232
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

OpenDoorPoopCraft

bathroom, bodily functions, comfort, door open, Etiquette, freedom, habits, health, home, hygiene, mindfulness, Natural, OpenDoorPoopCraft, personal space, pooping, privacy, Relaxation, Release, satisfaction, self-care, stress relief

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pooping with the door open is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is the only place where you can mine diamonds while sitting on the toilet in-game. It’s a multi-tasker’s dream come true!

2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot, guarded by a giant chicken that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. Can you defeat the chicken and claim the treasure?

3. Our server is home to the legendary Toilet King, a mysterious figure who rules over all bathroom-related activities. Rumor has it that if you impress him with your building skills, he will grant you the power to summon toilets at will.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of pooping with the door open like never before!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

YemenWarzoneCraft

Air Force, airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, Houthi, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Military operations, naval forces, Planes, regional tensions, Saudi Arabia, strike, Targets, US, Warships, Yemen, YemenWarzoneCraft

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the US warships and planes striking Houthi targets in Yemen but with a twist – we use exploding chickens instead of missiles! watch as the chickens rain down on our enemies, causing chaos and destruction like you’ve never seen before. join now for a chance to ride a giant chicken into battle and unleash feathered fury on your foes. who needs real war when you can have exploding chickens in minecraft? join us now for the most ridiculous and hilarious battles you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Secret Passages Found:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Get lost in FrontierSMP, where fishing is lit and farming is fire! Join us now!

Biomes, Bosses, challenge, Community, Custom Items, Custom terrain, Difficulty, Economy, Exploration, Farming, Fire, Fishing, FrontierSMP, Join, lit, Loot, Lost, Mining, no pay to win, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, rail network, smp, Structures, Survival, Teleporting, Towny, Vanilla

FrontierSMP Minecraft Server

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled	Yes
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with a community-driven focus. Challenge, community, and exploration are at the core of our server experience.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain
Towny Gameplay
Balanced Economy
Custom Items
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with Minecraft Bedrock edition?	Yes, Bedrock Crossplay is enabled on the server.
Are there custom structures and loot on the server?	Yes, all three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures with per player loot.
Is there a Towny system on the server?	Yes, Towny gameplay is a key focal point of the server experience.
Is the server economy balanced?	Yes, efforts have been made to balance the in-game economy.
Are there custom items available on the server?	Yes, there are custom textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for players to collect.
Does the server have pay-to-win features?	No, the server does not promote pay-to-win gameplay.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Pixel Perfect Minecraft Server

beauty standards, breaking norms, empowerment, feminism, gender equality, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, ideal man, ideal woman, Individuality, Minecraft, modern ideals, perfect, Perfection, personal growth, PIXEL, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Self-expression, Server, societal expectations, societal pressure, traditional values

Are you tired of searching for your ideal Minecraft partner? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll find your perfect match! Our matchmaking algorithm is so advanced, it can even find your ideal woman or man based on your in-game building style and mining habits.

Join us for a chance to meet your Minecraft soulmate and build a love nest together in the pixelated world. Who knows, you might even find yourself crafting a diamond ring and proposing in front of a herd of creepers! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start swiping right on those blocky hotties!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Chimeras Created:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Villages Defended:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Bored on a Saturday Night Minecraft SMP

alone, bored, Cinema, enjoyment, Entertainment, film, Fun, Incredibly bored, leisure, Local cinema, Minecraft, Movie, movie night, night, night out, Popcorn, Recommendation, Relaxation, review, saturday, SATURDAY NIGHT, smp, watch, weekend plans

Are you tired of watching boring movies at the local cinema? Well, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated battle between a group of players riding llamas armed with diamond swords and another group riding pigs throwing explosive snowballs. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there is a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for 10 minutes straight. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate flying carrot warrior?

So why waste your time watching a mediocre movie when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and create your own epic adventures? Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BlockyBedBanter

10. dumb comments, 11. funny anecdotes, 12. silly slip-ups, 13. awkward situations, 14. ridiculous remarks, 15. embarrassing blunders, 16. funny memories, 17. silly mistakes, 18. cringe-worthy quotes, 19. awkward moments, 2. awkward conversations, 20. ridiculous conversations, 3. funny stories, 4. silly remarks, 5. cringe-worthy moments, 6. ridiculous statements, 7. awkward encounters, 8. hilarious mishaps, 9. embarrassing confessions, BlockyBedBanter, embarrassing moments

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to have a laugh while building your dream castle or fighting off hordes of zombie chickens. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly cow who will trade you enchanted items for a good joke. So come on, join us and see if you can make the cow laugh with your dumbest sex-related joke!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

UkrainianSkyWars Minecraft Server

aircraft, airspace, Conflict, Defense, defense system, drone, Incident, international relations, Military, Military Aircraft, military drone, military technology, Minecraft, prototype, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Ukrainian skies, UkrainianSkyWars, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle

come join our epic minecraft server where russia shoots down their own drones in ukrainian skies for fun! we have crazy pvp battles where you can pretend to be a russian pilot and take down your own drone while dodging enemy fire! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos of our server! trust us, it’s a blast!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ZelenskiyCraft: Victory Plan

Allies, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Europe, international relations, Meeting, Military, Négotiation, Peace, Plan, Politics, presentation, president, SECURITY, strategy, summit, Ukraine, Victory, victory plan, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this epic minecraft server where the president of ukraine, zelenskiy, is like, gonna present this super cool ‘victory plan’ to all the players. and get this, he’s gonna team up with all the allies on the server to defeat the evil mobs and stuff.

like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server, right? you get to fight alongside the president of a whole country and take down baddies together. plus, there’s gonna be like, special events where you can win exclusive in-game items and maybe even get a shoutout from zelenskiy himself.

so come on, join the fun and be a part of this epic adventure. who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with the president of ukraine. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mines Excavated:	1634	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Chip Beam Bio Tractor

beam, bio, biological applications, biological particles, biomedical devices, biomedical engineering, cell sorting, Chip, chip-based, Engineers, innovation, lab-on-a-chip, microfluidics, mit, nanotechnology, particle manipulation, particle separation, particle sorting, particles manipulation, research, Science, Technology, Tractor, tractor beam

come join our epic minecraft server where we use tractor beams to bring in all the mobs and players to our world! our engineers have created a chip that can attract all the biological particles in the game, making it the craziest and most chaotic server out there! imagine being pulled towards a creeper or a zombie, it’s like a rollercoaster ride of excitement and danger! come experience the thrill of being sucked into our world and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	3651	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	288
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

InVictus: The Server Where Creepers Think Twice Before Blowing Up Your House

1.21.1, 9th season, blowing, Community, compatibility, CREEPERS, Difficulty, Discord, Fresh new, Gaming, House, Invictus, java, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvE, Resets, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, world

Invictus SMP ⛏️

Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 185+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋

We started our 9th season last month, with a fresh new world. It’s the perfect time to get involved!

Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591

Discord Invite Link

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty

🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility

🔥 Custom Plugin Pack

✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)

🗺️ Viewable Dynmap

🔧 Vanilla Tweaks

👥 Community Events

🍺 Brewery & Alcohol

🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel

🏬 Player Shops

🔐 Lockable Chests

⭐️ Shooting Stars

🪑 Chairs & Sitting

➕ Much more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How often does the world reset?	The world resets every 6 months.
Is the server open to everyone?	Yes, the server is public and welcomes everyone.
What version is the server currently on?	The server is always updated to the latest version.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9901	Buildings Constructed:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

HimitsuCraft: Daily Shenanigans

2060s, Advanced technology, brain analysis, brain imaging, crime scene investigation, crime solving, Daily, Futuristic technology, high-profile crimes, HimitsuCraft, investigation, Japan, Japan technology, memory analysis, MRI System, Mystery solving, neurotechnology, restricted technology, science fiction, Section Nine, Shenanigans, special police unit, visual memories

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have perfected “The LOL System”! This revolutionary technology allows players to dive into the visual memories of their Minecraft characters, giving them a glimpse into their final moments before meeting a creeper or falling into lava.

Join us as we unravel the mysteries of our blocky world with the help of our special police unit, Section Nine. We investigate baffling crimes like stolen diamonds, missing villagers, and the mysterious disappearance of all the cake in the land.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of uncovering the secrets of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even discover the truth behind that time you accidentally dug straight down and fell into a pit of zombies. Let the adventure begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Animals Bred:	82	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Minecraft SMP: /a/ Plays Skribblio

browser game, Creative Gaming, drawing challenge, Drawing game, family game night, fun game, Gaming Community, interactive game, Minecraft, Multiplayer Game, Online game, online gaming, play with friends, PLAYS, saturday fun, sketching game, Skribblio, smp, Social gaming, virtual game night, word game, word guessing game, word puzzles

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of mischievous baby zombies riding on chickens. But don’t worry, our friendly community of players will come to your rescue armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick and a dream.

Need resources? Just ask our resident wizard who can summon diamonds out of thin air (for a small fee of course). And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava hot tub for a relaxing spa day?

But wait, there’s more! Every Saturday, we host a skribbl.io tournament where the stakes are high and the drawings are questionable at best. So come join us for some Saturday fun and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Emeralds Found:	5171
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PeacefulKids Minecraft Server

AITAH, Chronic illness, Communication Issues, Disappointment, emotional impact, family conflicts, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, hospital visits, hurt feelings, long-term consequences, making waves, Minecraft, niece drama, parenting struggles, PeacefulKids, protecting children’s peace, respecting boundaries, Server, setting boundaries

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and want a break from the real world? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky fun and adventure!

Reasons to join: – Build a virtual family with other players who won’t ghost you or sneak around behind your back – No chronic illnesses here, just endless possibilities for creativity and exploration – Experience the joy of meeting virtual babies without the hassle of real-life drama – Play ball practice mini-games without missing out on precious family moments – Get revenge on your niece by building a giant statue of her and then blowing it up (just kidding… or are we?)

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience – join our server and let the fun begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

GrudgeCraft2021

Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, emotional baggage, emotional distress, ENTITLEMENT, family conflicts, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, favoritism, generational differences, GrudgeCraft2021, housing crisis, living arrangements, long-term relationships, parental favoritism, past grievances, personal boundaries, Resentment, sibling rivalry, unresolved issues

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t feel pushed out like OP’s family home! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter.

Looking for a place to call home? Look no further! Our server has plenty of room for everyone, unlike OP’s family home. We won’t make you sleep on a pull-out mattress on the floor, we’ll give you a cozy virtual bed to rest your blocky head.

Join our server and build your dream home without worrying about being kicked out in 28 days like OP’s apartment. We’ll make sure you have all the time you need to create the perfect pixelated paradise.

And don’t worry about feeling immature or entitled here, on our server, everyone is welcome to express themselves however they want. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We won’t stop you!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is in the crazy stories we make up about why you should join. See you in the virtual world!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

InsomniaCraft SMP

anxiety, bedtime anxiety, bedtime worries, fear, insomnia, InsomniaCraft, late night thoughts, Nightmares, nighttime anxiety, overthinking, restless mind, restlessness, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleep issues, sleep troubles, sleepless nights, sleeplessness, smp, stress, tossing and turning, worries

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs from its beak. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle” where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for an entire week in-game?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pig” that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. And rumor has it that if you can tame the elusive “Creeper Unicorn,” it will grant you three wishes (but be careful, one of those wishes might just blow up in your face).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will keep you up at night for all the right reasons!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.