PrisonCraft: Keir’s Dilemma | New Minecraft Servers 2024

HappyBlock SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity!

Join our server if you want to witness a group of players trying to build a giant rollercoaster out of TNT, only for it to explode in their faces (literally). Or how about joining in on the fun of our weekly llama races, where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for the rest of the day?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see a group of players try to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks? Or watch as someone accidentally turns their entire house into a giant lava pit because they thought they were using a water bucket?

If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing until you cry, then look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and unforgettable moments. Who knows, you might even become the server’s resident prankster or master builder. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ExcuseCraft: Too Busy Mining!

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Are you tired of boring commitments getting in the way of your Minecraft adventures? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect excuse to ditch all those pesky responsibilities! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only commitment you need to make is to building the most epic block castle ever seen.

Forget about lame excuses like “I have a dentist appointment” or “my dog ate my homework”, on our server you can tell your boss you can’t come in because you’re busy fighting off a horde of zombie pigmen in the Nether. Need to skip a family gathering? Just tell them you’re too busy taming a herd of wild llamas in the mountains. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs commitments when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6109
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Falling into the Void:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	5246	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

HebCraft Command Center Strike

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come join our epic minecraft server where the israel air force strikes hezbollah command centers in beirut EVERY DAY!!! build your own bunker to hide from the airstrikes or join the israeli forces and help take down the terrorists! watch out for exploding creepers that are actually disguised as suicide bombers! join now for a wild and explosive time like no other!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Movie Vacation Fun Land

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yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got llamas that can do backflips and pigs that can fly. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind u just lookin at ’em. plus, our creepers tell the funniest jokes, like seriously, they got a stand-up comedy routine every night.

also, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to another dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards? yea, it’s pretty lit.

oh, and our villagers throw the wildest parties, like u wouldn’t believe. they have dance battles and cake-eating contests, it’s a riot.

so, if u wanna have the time of ur life in minecraft, join our server now and prepare for the most insane adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Farms Harvested:	841
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PancakeCraft: Early Detection Fun

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so, like, this server is like the blood test for pancreatic cancer, but for minecraft, ya know? it’s like, super effective at finding all the cool stuff you need to survive and thrive in the game. like, it can detect diamonds and rare loot chests like nobody’s business. join this server if you wanna be a minecraft pro, cuz it’s like, 71% better than any other server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join the fun and let’s mine our way to victory together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Cherry Block: The Most Fruitful Server Ever! Join Now for Some Berry Fun! 1.21.1 Crossplay

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Cherry Block Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	cherryblock.org
Bedrock Port	25565
Server Availability	Almost 24/7 operational

Introduction:

Step into a world where collaboration and camaraderie flourish, immersing yourself in a vibrant and welcoming community. Unleash an unparalleled gameplay experience, meticulously tailored with premium quality of life modifications. Curated features from the Vanilla Tweaks mod strike the perfect balance between enhanced gameplay and the authentic essence of Minecraft. Embark on your extraordinary journey today, exclusively on Cherry Block!

Philosophy:

Embrace the Golden Rule: Treat others as you wish to be treated.
No room for griefing or stealing.
Zero tolerance for hacking or cheating.

Join our vibrant community, thriving since 2019, on Discord. Let’s create unforgettable memories together!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Cherry Block?	Cherry Block is a Minecraft server with enhanced gameplay features and a welcoming community.
Is griefing allowed?	No, there is no room for griefing or stealing on Cherry Block.
Are hacking and cheating tolerated?	No, there is zero tolerance for hacking or cheating on the server.
How long has the community been active?	The community has been thriving since 2019.
How can I join the server?	Connect to cherryblock.org with the Bedrock Port 25565 to join the server.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Crops Grown:	3796	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Star Shards Collected:	92	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	907	Endless Legions Commanded:	38

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there! Join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and conquering with the most desired and beautiful white women on the planet!

Our server is filled with pro athletes who have white wives, proving that white women are the ultimate prize. Forget about those unfuckable Jews or geriatric billionaires with Asian women, our server is where the real action is at!

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world that white women are the true queens of Minecraft!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	5730
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Towns Built:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Red Alert Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because on our server, “The Clock is Ticking,” things are anything but boring!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll have to race against time to complete crazy challenges like building a roller coaster in 10 minutes or hunting down a rare pink sheep before it disappears forever.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a mysterious time-traveling llama who will grant you special powers if you can solve his riddles. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just ask the llama nicely and you might just get your wish!

And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly spleef tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Trust us, once you join “The Clock is Ticking,” you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mines Excavated:	3554
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BroCraft: NoCharity4Bro – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore without any toxic teammates stealing your epi pens!

Join us and leave behind the pick-me, racist, and narcissistic players of the past. Our server is a safe space for all, where you won’t have to worry about anyone exploiting your brother’s quirks for their own amusement.

So come on over and join us for some epic adventures and fun times. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not drama!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Farms Harvested:	804	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MilliMinecraftSMPRich!

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If you inherited a million dollars on our Minecraft SMP, you could finally afford to buy that diamond armor you’ve been eyeing in the virtual marketplace! Imagine strutting around spawn in your blinged-out gear, flexing on all the other players who are still rocking leather armor. Plus, rumor has it that the admin is actually a secret billionaire who will reward the richest player with a real-life mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start grinding for that sweet, sweet pixelated cash!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Void Gems Collected:	28
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BlockyBoys: No Lack of Diamonds

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Are you tired of guys who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is filled with master builders who can create entire cities out of pixelated blocks! Join us and find your perfect blocky match who knows how to impress with their redstone skills and diamond armor. Say goodbye to guys who can’t even find their way out of a cave, and hello to players who can conquer the Ender Dragon with one hand tied behind their back. Trust us, you’ll never want to log off once you see what our players can do in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

EconBomb Minecraft Server

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LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we have a time bomb at the heart of our economy! it’s like a russian roulette but with blocks and creepers!

we got economists running around trying to defuse the bomb while you build your epic base and fight off zombies and skeletons.

join now for a chance to be the hero who saves the economy and becomes the richest player on the server! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MacronCraft: No Arms for Israel

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? we got, like, a french president up in here who’s all, like, “yo, let’s put an arms embargo on Israel, dude!” and we’re all, like, “whaaaaat? that’s cray cray!” but, like, it’s all good cuz we’re just here to build some sick builds and have a blast, ya feel? come join us for some epic fun and maybe even some political drama, who knows? just come on down and let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Wish for More Genies – Minecraft

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hey u, ya u! do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better listen up cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow bridges leading to candy land, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold!

but wait, there’s more! we got talking animals that can teach u how to do backflips and somersaults in the air! we even have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs every hour on the hour.

if that’s not enough to convince u to join, then how about this: we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where u can ride dragons and battle evil wizards! and if u’re lucky, u might even find a magic lamp that grants u unlimited wishes.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and let the adventure begin! who knows what crazy shenanigans u’ll get into next!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Chaos in Vanilla Land: Where Creepers Go Boom Boom and Players Go Zoom Zoom!

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Anarchy Server Name	Vanilla Playground Server (VPG)
IP	play.mcvpg.org
Version	1.21.1
Discord	discord.mcvpg.org

Overview:

Are you tired of the mundane and regulated Minecraft experience? Do you crave the thrill of untamed adventures and unexplored territories? Look no further, for Vanilla Playground Server (VPG) is here to bring back the essence of true Minecraft exhilaration. Embark on a journey like never before, where creativity knows no bounds, and every decision is entirely yours to make. This classic anarchy server has no plugins, no rules, and no resets, giving you the ultimate freedom to play however you want.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question: How long has the server been up?	Answer: The server has been up for 3 years.
Question: What can I do on the server?	Answer: You can engage in classical survival, grief, build, explore with friends, and essentially do anything without any restrictions.
Question: Is there any kind of moderation or rules on the server?	Answer: No, the server has no rules or moderation, allowing you complete freedom to play as you wish.
Question: Can I form teams or collaborate with other players?	Answer: Yes, you can join the server’s Discord to find teams and collaborate with other players for your adventures.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7