Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed: 24 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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