Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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