Prismarine Nations: Where Factions, SMP, Worldbuilding, and Towny collide…in a very confusing way!

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Prismarine Nations Overview

Server Name	Prismarine Nations
Description	A newly launched worldbuilding server allowing players almost total freedom in determining the history and politics of the world. Various activities such as empire building, merchant trade, owning a bar, brewing alcohol, and more are available.
Notable Plugins	Towny, Dynmap, Brewery, Mcmmo (Coming soon)
Server Links	Discord: Join our DiscordDynmap: View Dynmap

FAQ

Q: Can I build my own empire on Prismarine Nations?

A: Yes, players have almost complete freedom to determine the history and politics of the world, including building and managing empires.

Q: Are there any combat skills on the server?

A: Currently, combat skills are not available, but Mcmmo with combat skills is planned to be added in the future.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Crafty Creepers

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as your favorite Pornstar! Join us for a horny good time as we explore the blocky world together.

Are you ready to dive into a world filled with blocky babes and pixelated passion? Then look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie looking for some sexy fun, our server has something for everyone. From building XXX-rated structures to battling NSFW mobs, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join us now and let’s get frisky in the world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might even find your new favorite Pornstar along the way!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Dimension Hops:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BaguetteCraft: Oui Oui Edition

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Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server! Are you tired of playing on boring servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, things are next level crazy!

Join us if you want to experience mind-blowing adventures like riding on giant chickens, battling evil unicorns, and mining for diamonds in a volcano. And that’s just the beginning!

Our community is full of hilarious French people who will keep you entertained with their outrageous antics. You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a spontaneous dance party or a surprise attack by a horde of zombie llamas.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, come join us on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mines Excavated:	4993
Players Killed by Monsters:	3208	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafty Chaos – LOLZ Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the Dog Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our streams are so lit, you’ll feel like you’re mining diamonds in real life! – Our debut was so epic, it made the Ender Dragon bow down in awe! – Our Youtube channel is like a treasure chest full of rare loot waiting to be discovered! – Our schedule is so on point, even the creepers are jealous of our organization skills! – Our unarchived content is like finding a hidden village with tons of loot chests! – Our songs will make you want to do the Minecraft dance in real life! – Our merch is so cool, even the villagers are asking where we got it from!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure where anything can happen! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s build, mine, and craft together like never before! 🐶🔥💎

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Vicera’s Minecraft Mess – Clean-up Detail Edition

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Are you tired of cleaning up after messy players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like Vicera Clean-up Detail on steroids! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity as you navigate through our world filled with explosive surprises and zany challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens that took over the entire world. But instead of panicking, our players banded together and defeated the chicken overlords in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! Our server also has magic portals that transport you to different dimensions, where you can battle unicorn zombies and ride on flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond llama that grants wishes to those who can tame it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	66213	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ores Mined:	3538	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

AdBlocker’s Nightmare: MineTube Server

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Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of being bombarded with annoying ads while trying to enjoy your favorite videos online? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from the clutches of YouTube and Google!

Imagine a world where you can build your wildest dreams without worrying about pesky pop-ups or intrusive ads. Our server is a safe haven for all those who seek refuge from the online advertising apocalypse.

Join us now and take back control of your online experience. Don’t let YouTube and Google dictate how you spend your time online. On our server, freedom reigns supreme and creativity knows no bounds!

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and say goodbye to the ad-ridden world of YouTube. Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BlockyBaguette – Crafting Chaos with Baguettes!

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

Reason #1: Our server is filled with bag-guides that will lead you to hidden treasures and secret realms. You’ll be holding so many bags, you’ll feel like Santa Claus on Christmas Eve!

Reason #2: Want to join circles/clubs/friends that are out of this world? Our server is the place to be! You’ll make friends with creepers, hang out with Endermen, and party with the villagers like there’s no tomorrow.

Reason #3: Looking for some 4koma, manga, side content, PVs & shorts that will blow your mind? Look no further! Our server has more epic content than a stack of enchanted books.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SleeplessCraft: Where Insomnia Meets Creativity

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the mobs are as wild as your sleep schedule! Are you tired of boring servers where you can actually get a good night’s rest? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be so entertained that you won’t even remember what sleep feels like!

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Our INSANE custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about your lack of sleep. And don’t worry about getting tired, because our staff members are trained in the ancient art of keeping players awake with their hilarious jokes and antics.

So why sleep when you can join our server and have the time of your life? Who needs rest when you can be building the most ridiculous structures, battling the most outrageous mobs, and laughing until you cry with your new Minecraft buddies? Join us now and say goodbye to sleep forever! (Just kidding, please get some rest. But seriously, join our server.)

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	24	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Speedy StarCraft

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Are you ready to embark on a journey filled with madness and mayhem? Then look no further than our server!

Join us on Highspeed Etoile: 28.8 and experience the thrill of lightning-fast gameplay that will leave you questioning your own sanity. Our server is so fast that even the Ender Dragon can’t keep up!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to befriend this ghostly creature?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on Highspeed Etoile: 28.8 and see what the hell went so wrong in the most hilarious way possible!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Vending Machine Bandit’s Minecraft Emporium

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where stealing from vending machines is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with unlimited opportunities to loot, pillage, and plunder to your heart’s content.

Ever wanted to ride a unicorn through a field of rainbow-colored creepers? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our magical world is filled with enchanted forests, floating islands, and even a secret underground lair where you can battle the Ender Dragon while riding a giant chicken.

But that’s not all! Join us for weekly disco parties in the Nether, where you can dance the night away with Zombie Pigmen and skeletons wearing top hats. Or test your skills in our parkour challenge, where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden apple that grants you immortality.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	475
Falling into the Void:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyCows Minecraft: Ruining India’s Global Image Since 2009!

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Are you ready to embark on a Minecraft adventure like no other? Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as we take you on a journey through the wildest virtual world imaginable!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of angry llamas come charging through, causing havoc everywhere! But fear not, for our server is equipped with llama whisperers who can calm even the wildest of beasts.

And let’s not forget about our legendary diamond rainstorms that occur every Tuesday at precisely 3:33 PM. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the depths of our server lies a secret enchanted toilet that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might just become the next block-building legend that everyone talks about for centuries to come!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Cheater’s Paradise Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have an exclusive feature that no other server has – the “unlock everything” button!

Imagine never having to grind for resources or items again – just press the button and watch as your inventory fills up with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear. It’s like having your own personal cheat code in real life!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Unicorn Island, where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns and battle evil dragons with nothing but a stick and a dream.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dance party where all the mobs come to let loose and show off their best moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to dubstep!

So come join us on this wild adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Zelensky’s Minecraft Mayhem

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Welcome to our Insane Minecraft Adventure server, where we believe in the power of chaos and fun! Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow the rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes!

Join us and embark on a wild journey through a world filled with zany characters and outrageous quests. Who knows, you might even run into a Ukrainian president who’s lost his mind and is on a quest for revenge against his enemies!

But be careful, because on this server, you never know what’s around the corner. Will you be able to survive the political drama and backstabbing that awaits you? Or will you fall victim to the treacherous plots of those who seek to overthrow the ruler of the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our insane Minecraft world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Mahjongcraft – Tile-breaking Fun!

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🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Well, look no further, because our server is more lit than a nether portal party! Join us for the most epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

🔥 Why should you join, you ask? Because we have MAHJONG MONDAYS where you can challenge your friends to a game that’s more intense than a lava pit showdown! Plus, we have Mahjong League matches that will leave you on the edge of your minecart seat!

🎉 And if that’s not enough, we have a BOORU filled with the most epic Minecraft memes and fan art you’ve ever seen! Trust us, it’s better than finding diamonds in a mineshaft!

💥 Oh, and did we mention our BA TOURNAMENTS that will test your skills and make you feel like a Minecraft master? Sign up now and show off your building prowess to the world!

🚀 So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience that’s wilder than a pack of wolves in a village! Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🤣🎮

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CurvyCraft: Where All Body Types Thrive!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where size doesn’t matter…at least when it comes to your pickaxe! Join us and experience a world where even the smallest tools can make a big impact.

On our server, we have a special quest where you have to find the legendary Diamond Dildo to prove your worthiness. Rumor has it that only those with the most EPIC mining skills can wield its power.

But beware, there are rumors of a group of EXPLOSIVE creepers who have taken a liking to the Diamond Dildo. Will you be able to outsmart them and claim your prize?

So come on, join our server and show off your mining skills. Who knows, you might just find that size really doesn’t matter in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9154	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	33

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Lewd Wifes R Us Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons with nothing but a carrot, or building a castle out of DIAMOND blocks while riding a pig!

Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the MADNESS that goes down here. We have secret treasure chests hidden in the clouds, and if you find them, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Enderman!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of zombie villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Join us and witness their epic dance battles that will leave you in stitches!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most HILARIOUS Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.