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Pixelated Chaos Realm

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	526
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6875
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! COME JOIN OUR EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER! IT’S LIKE A CRAZY PARTY WHERE BLOCKS ARE THE GUESTS AND CREEPERS ARE THE ENTERTAINMENT. BUILD, EXPLORE, FIGHT, DO WHATEVER YOU WANT! JUST GET YOUR BLOCKY BUTT IN HERE AND LET’S HAVE SOME FUN! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE MADNESS, JOIN NOW!

DadGoneYoungMomLOL

BETRAYAL, Confrontation, DadGoneYoungMomLOL, Decision making, Divorce, emotional turmoil, ethical dilemma, extended family, family drama, father’s death, Financial implications, loyalty, Marriage, moving on, mysterious circumstances, personal boundaries, police involvement, secrets kept, stay at home wife, tragic events, younger woman

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and the only thing burning down is our epic builds! Join us and escape the craziness of real life, like when my dad (56 M) ran off with a woman half his age (32 F) and her husband threatened him in our own home – talk about a wild ride! But don’t worry, they both mysteriously passed away, so no need to call the cops, just come play Minecraft with us instead. Who needs a divorce when you can mine for diamonds and build a fortress with your family? So come on over and leave the real world behind, because on our server, the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

CraftyCatcallers

age, assault, catcalling, CraftyCatcallers, disrespectful behavior., empowerment, Experience, feminism, gender, Harassment, inappropriate, Misogyny, reddit, Safety, sexism, society, street harassment, unwanted attention, verbal abuse, Women, women’s issues

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8873
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of being catcalled in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only catcalling you’ll hear is from the adorable ocelots in the jungle biome! Our community is filled with strong, independent players who will have your back and never make you feel uncomfortable. Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about those creepy encounters in the real world. So come join us and let’s build a world where catcalling is a thing of the past!

UkrainianDroneBoomCraft

Attack, blown up, Conflict, Crisis, Destruction, drone, ENERGY, escalation, explosion, Geopolitical, Military, oil pipeline, RETALIATION, Russian, sabotage, SECURITY, Technology, Tension, UKRAINIAN, UkrainianDroneBoomCraft, WARFARE

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5823
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mines Excavated:	1616
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dimension Hops:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

so, like, this server is like, so lit that even ukrainian drones are getting in on the action. they blew up a russian oil pipeline just to make sure everyone knows how epic this server is. like, if that’s not dedication, i don’t know what is.

join this server if you want to be part of the most explosive community in minecraft. literally. who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next? maybe a herd of llamas will take over spawn, or a giant chicken will start a dance party. anything is possible on this server.

plus, the admins are like, super cool and always throwing crazy events. last week, they hosted a build battle where everyone had to recreate the eiffel tower using only dirt blocks. it was a hot mess, but so much fun.

so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? come be a part of the chaos and see what kind of wild adventures await you. just watch out for those ukrainian drones, they mean business.

Dad Brain Craft

Brain, brain development, brain structure changes, Brains, cognitive function, Craft, dad, emotional changes, father brain, Fatherhood, fatherhood experience, fatherhood journey, fathering, fathers, Grey matter changes, mental health, neuroplasticity, neuroscience, parental brain changes, parenthood, paternal brain, postpartum

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3115
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where the grey matter in your brain will change like a dad after having a baby! imagine building a house with your new dad brain, it will be a masterpiece of epic proportions! you’ll be able to mine diamonds like a pro and slay dragons with your newfound dad strength. plus, all the other players will be dads too so you can bond over dad jokes and dad bods. don’t miss out on this life-changing experience, join now and become the ultimate dad gamer!

What is the IP for Call of Duty Minecraft Server?

Activision, Call, call of duty, COD, Duty, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1734
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Enchantments Applied:	293
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Call of Duty is a popular first-person shooter video game series developed by Infinity Ward and published by Activision. The franchise first launched in 2003 and has since become one of the best-selling video game franchises of all time. Known for its intense multiplayer battles, cinematic single-player campaigns, and addictive gameplay, Call of Duty has evolved over the years to include various installments set in different time periods and locations. The series has also spawned several spin-off games and a successful esports league, making it a cornerstone of the modern gaming industry.

⭐REDLINE⭐ Grif ⚔️ Bosses ✅ EVENTS server minecraft

Bosses, Events, grif, Minecraft, redline, Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1264
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4450	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

The description of the server server “Redline Griff Bossy Event” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

aa.redlinemc.space:25903

Autism Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, acceptance, autism, Awareness, Behavior, Challenges, Communication, Diagnosis, education, Empathy, intervention, neurodevelopmental disorder, neurodivergent, neurodiversity, penalties, Quest, Social Skills, stigma, Support, Therapy, trolling, Understanding

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7563
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	New Chunks Explored:	56716
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. Why? Well, get this – if you troll someone in real life, you could actually get hit with some crazy penalties on this server. I know, right? Who knew virtual trolling could have IRL consequences? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this wacky world of blocky adventures. So come on, join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into. Just don’t mess with anyone’s mom or you might end up in virtual jail. Trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss out on!

MommaCraft404

anxiety relief, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, emotional trauma, family dynamics, Gaslighting, generational trauma, household chores, Manipulation, mental health, MommaCraft404, mother-daughter relationship, parent expectations, parent-child conflict, recreational drug use, self-care, toxic behavior

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3686
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where the drama is as intense as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story of a mom who went from 0 to 100 real quick.

Imagine a world where your mom comes back from a trip, only to accuse you of being a disrespectful b*tch for not greeting her properly. And that’s just the beginning! Get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through a house cleaning frenzy, late-night phone calls, and accusations of smoking weed causing memory loss and confusion.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being banned from going out until you deep clean your room and the excitement of dodging flying dish racks. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top? Join our server now and find out! Just remember, don’t wake mom up past midnight or you might be in for a wild ride.

SensationalSMP – Minecraft SMP

Caress, Comforting, Cuddling, Embrace, gentle, goosebumps, Hugging, MASSAGE, Minecraft, non-sexual, physical touch, PRESSURE, Relaxation, Sensation, SensationalSMP, Sensory, shivers, smp, soothing, tactile, Therapeutic, tingling, warmth

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2392
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1316
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide, it’s wild! And the best part is, when you mine diamonds, you get this non-sexual physical sensation that’s like a thousand kittens purring in your ear while eating cotton candy. It’s like, who needs drugs when you have this SMP, amirite?

I heard a rumor that if you join, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods and get superpowers like being able to build a house with just one click or ride a llama into battle. And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away, it’s lit AF!

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some lag, but who cares)! Let’s build a world where anything is possible and where the only rule is to have fun and be a little bit crazy. See you on the other side, my fellow blockheads!

Nighttime Nether-Napping

activities, after dark, creepy, dusk, eerie, NetherNapping, night activities, night behavior, night habits, night routines, night time, night time activities, nightfall, Nighttime, nighttime activities, nighttime behavior, nighttime habits, nighttime routines, normal, strange, unsettling

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3787
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Enchantments Applied:	217
Potions Brewed:	30	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds in the dark, where every shadow could be hiding a creeper ready to explode in your face! But don’t worry, our server has special night vision goggles in-game to help you navigate the treacherous darkness. Plus, rumor has it that at midnight, the legendary Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a build battle like no other. So come join us if you dare, and remember, the night is dark and full of terrors…but also full of epic adventures and hilarious mishaps!

Pasta Trust Issues Server

Authenticity, consumer behavior, consumer trust., consumerism, convenience, doubt, Food, Food Industry, grocery shopping, ingredient verification, Issues, Marketing, packaging, packaging design, pasta, pasta lovers, product visibility, Server, skepticism, transparency, Trust, trust issues, visual confirmation

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7539
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	8923
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

join this epic minecraft server where we don’t trust pasta because it might be secretly plotting against us. we have windows on all the pasta boxes to make sure the pasta doesn’t escape and take over the world. come join us and help us fight against the evil pasta empire before it’s too late! plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns as pets. what more could you ask for in a minecraft server? come join us now and be a part of the pasta rebellion!

Neuro Nucleus Relay – Learn & Craft!

brain cells, brain function, brain research, breakthrough study, cellular communication, cognitive processes, Craft, critical information, Extremities, Genes, Journal of Neuroscience, learn, learning, Memory, Molecular biology, neural pathways, Neuro, neurobiology, neuronal signaling, neuroscience, Nucleus, Relay, scientific discovery, synaptic transmission

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7646
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Yo, yo, listen up gamers! Dis new Minecraft server be like a breakthrough study in da Journal of Neuroscience, but instead of boring brain cells, we talkin’ bout blocky adventures and epic builds!

Join dis server if you wanna unlock da secrets of yo brain and activate dem genes for epic gaming skills! We got crazy challenges dat will test yo memory and learning abilities like never before.

Imagine yo brain cells doin’ parkour to reach da nucleus and activate dem genes for ultimate gaming power! It’s like a science experiment, but wit creepers and diamonds instead of test tubes and beakers.

So come on, join dis server and level up yo brain while havin’ a blast in da world of Minecraft! Who needs neuroscience when you got blocky adventures awaitin’ you? Let’s get crafty, gamers!

MysticCraft Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, amalee, bloodborne, Euro truck sim, froot, geega, haruka, henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, indie games, kson, kuro, marvel rivals, Mata, mel, MICHI, Mouse, MysticCraft, Nagi, Nine Sols, Peke, Realm, vshojo, VShojo members, vtuber community, Vtubers, zen

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	516
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Villages Defended:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Yo, welcome to this wild Minecraft server where we play Grand Theft Antler Edition! It’s like GTA but with more antlers, bro!

Join us on /vsj+/ for all the VShojo and vtuber shenanigans you can handle. Ama is live playing Marvel Rivals, Zen is grinding away at Bloodborne, and Peke is cruising in Euro Truck Sim – you never know what to expect with these crazies!

Henya just went live with a mysterious stream title, and Geega is playing Nine Sols – expect weird indie games and Geega being Geega, you feel me?

So come on in, keep it comfy, and ignore the bait. And remember, be excellent to each other or we’ll send the antler squad after you!

Join us for a wild ride, it’s gonna be lit like a creeper on fire!

50sThrowback Minecraft SMP

1950’s, 50sThrowback, America, baby boom, civil rights movement, cold war, culture, Economy, family, fashion, History, Minecraft, movies, Music, Nostalgia, Politics, post-war, prosperity, smp, society, suburbanization, television, traditional values

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3485
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	New Chunks Explored:	608246
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

OMG guys, like have you ever heard of this Minecraft SMP? It’s like totally lit, you gotta join because we’re going back to the 1950s! Yeah, like the 1950s with poodle skirts and greasers and all that jazz. But get this, there’s a twist – we’re gonna have flying cars and robot butlers! It’s gonna be like Back to the Future meets The Jetsons, but in Minecraft form. And like, the best part is that we have a secret underground bunker filled with pizza and diamonds. So come join us and let’s party like it’s 1955, baby!

Players:	90/100	Votes:	7290
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7325
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Villages Defended:	19
Ores Mined:	7858	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Star Shards Collected:	299	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4