After a wild night of blocky passion, what’s the next thing you want? No, not a cuddle or a snack – you want to join our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Because our server is like the ultimate post-coital bliss for gamers. Imagine building a giant phallic tower with your new friends, or exploring caves together in search of hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive “Bedrock Booty” event, where players compete in a race to find the rarest diamonds while wearing nothing but leather undies. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate climax of Minecraft fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
Epic Quests Completed: 11 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Alien Abductions: 3
Elemental Crystals Collected: 89 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • SpyCraftMC

    SpyCraftMC
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have CHINA HACKING TELECOM FIRMS FOR FUN! yea u heard right, we got them chinese hackers causing chaos in our world, making it the most thrilling and dangerous place to play! u never know when ur gonna get hacked next, keeps u on ur toes! plus, we got exclusive access to top secret spy missions and covert ops, all in the name of minecraft! so come on in and join the madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 338 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • LioviCraft – Hack donut with the command /hack Minecraft server

    LioviCraft – Hack donut with the command /hack Minecraft server

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    ▒ ➥ Clans

    ▒ ➥ Cool parkour with donation cases reward

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    ▒ ➥ No dupes or lags

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    Our IP: tk.liovimc.ru

    Our website: https://shop.liovimc.ru/

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Villages Defended: 12 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Epic Battles Fought: 19

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • TrueOG – Where diamonds are the currency, land claims are just a myth, and griefing is the official sport! 1.8-1.20.4

    TrueOG – Where diamonds are the currency, land claims are just a myth, and griefing is the official sport! 1.8-1.20.4
    TrueOG Network Overview:
    Server Version: Purpur 1.18.2
    Supported Clients: Java 1.8.0 – 1.20.4 (1.8 recommended)
    Server IPs (No Whitelist):
    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:
    Q: Is TrueOG Network free to play? A: Yes, TrueOG Network is a 100% free and open-source Minecraft server.
    Q: How can I join the server? A: You can connect to TrueOG Network using any of the provided server IPs.
    Q: Are there any upcoming updates? A: Yes, the 1.19 update is coming soon with only 6 plugins left to update.
    Q: What is TrueOG SMP? A: TrueOG SMP is where the unique OG Minecraft experience begins, with a blend of 2012 survival servers and modern features.
    Q: Can I get involved in the community? A: Yes, TrueOG Network is structured as a democratic worker co-op, allowing anyone to get involved at any level with dedication.
    Q: Are there different worlds on the server? A: Yes, TrueOG Network has distinct worlds including Overworld, Nether, and End, each with their own boundaries.
    Q: Can I participate in upcoming minigames? A: Yes, in the future TrueOG Network will introduce minigames like The Herobrine, Splegg, OITC, Skyblock, and more.
    Q: How can I connect with TrueOG Network outside of the game? A: You can visit the website, store, Mastodon, Facebook, and GitHub repository for TrueOG Network.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 60
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 55 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Crafty Damsels Minecraft Server

    Crafty Damsels Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and farms? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage players to engage in some “normal couple behavior”! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or fighting off creepers, on our server you can find your Minecraft soulmate and go on virtual dates, have virtual arguments, and even have virtual make-up sessions! Join now for a chance to experience the most realistic virtual relationship simulator in Minecraft history!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 35
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 6520
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail Crew

    Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail Crew
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Picture this: a land filled with giant chickens, rainbow-colored sheep, and talking creepers. That’s right, our server is so crazy that even the mobs have personalities! And don’t even get us started on the epic events we have planned. From a costume party mixer to a pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch party, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also gain access to exclusive meetups like the Twin Peaks Meetup Season 2 Ep 6-9, the Spooky Club featuring a Haruhi movie and Inu-Oh, and even a Mahjong Open Tournament in the Gold Saucer Mahjong Lounge. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Mom’s Cooking Sucks Minecraft Server

    Mom’s Cooking Sucks Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of unseasoned chicken dishes and dreadful TikTok recipes! Join us for a culinary adventure like no other, where the only seasoning allowed is pure chaos and fun.

    Our server is the perfect place for those who have endured the trauma of bland meals and desperate attempts at cooking. We offer a safe haven for those who have been berated for ordering DoorDash or daring to insult their mother’s cooking.

    Embark on a quest to find the legendary Seasoning Stone, rumored to bring flavor and joy back to even the most depressing meals. Battle against hordes of unseasoned mobs and gather ingredients to create the most epic dishes Minecraft has ever seen.

    Join us now and show your mom that you don’t need her dreadful cooking anymore – unless she wants to join in on the fun and learn how to spice things up! Remember, on our server, the only thing bland is the terrain – everything else is seasoned to perfection.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 948 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Crops Grown: 3278 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • MissYouNotTaken

    MissYouNotTaken
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of the real world and dive into a world of blocks and adventure!

    Join us for a wild ride as we embark on quests to find the rarest diamonds, battle dragons in the Nether, and build the most epic castles you’ve ever seen.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground tire shop run by a mysterious boss who may or may not have unfriended you on Facebook. Will you uncover the truth behind this tire shop scandal? Only time will tell.

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this crazy journey filled with friendship, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of inappropriate advances (just kidding, we’re all happily married here). See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • CraftyRedditors – House, Wife, Car!

    CraftyRedditors – House, Wife, Car!
    Are you tired of living a boring life in Minecraft? Do you want to upgrade from your tiny dirt hut to a luxurious mansion with a hot tub and diamond-encrusted walls? Look no further, because on our server, you can become the ultimate Minecraft baller!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear top hats. Our community is filled with players who have reached the pinnacle of success in the game, with houses so grand that even Notch himself would be jealous.

    But how did they get here, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that those who join our server are blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. They receive unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a personal army of loyal wolves to protect them at all times.

    So if you want to live the high life in Minecraft, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just find yourself behind the wheel of a virtual Lamborghini, with a beautiful Minecraft wife by your side. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to level up your Minecraft game and become a true legend in the world of blocks and pixels!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • BrexitSpyCraft

    BrexitSpyCraft
    LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT HONEYTRAPPED IRISH POLITICIANS SPYING FOR RUSSIA DURING THE BREXIT SAGA!

    WE GOT DIAMONDS BIGGER THAN THE POTATOES IN IRELAND, AND CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE POLITICAL SCANDALS!

    BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET SPY BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FELLOW MINECRAFT SPIES!

    JOIN US NOW FOR A FUN AND CHAOTIC TIME THAT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW ABOUT POLITICS AND MINECRAFT!

    ALSO, WE HAVE FREE CAKE EVERY WEDNESDAY. DON’T MISS OUT!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25
    Towns Built: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Farms Harvested: 881

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Bee Wasp Hornet Swarm

    Bee Wasp Hornet Swarm
    come join our epic minecraft server where the bees, wasps, and hornets are on a mission to seek revenge for their fallen nests! watch as they swarm around looking for something to attack, only to find themselves in a world full of blocks and pixels. join now and witness the chaos as these tiny creatures wreak havoc on everything in their path. it’s a buzzin’ good time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Pussy Palace Minecraft Server

    Pussy Palace Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a one-woman man in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate place to find all the virtual love you desire. With a player base of over 100,000, you’ll have plenty of options to choose from. Plus, our custom plugin “Love Potion” guarantees that you’ll never be lonely again. Join now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft player with a harem of virtual girlfriends!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 27 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Void Armor Forged: 28

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • /utwg/ – Unemployed Tech Workers General V2 Minecraft SMP

    /utwg/ – Unemployed Tech Workers General V2 Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of zombie chickens to get to it.

    2. Our server mascot is a giant pink llama that shoots rainbows out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we got it, just enjoy the show.

    3. Every full moon, the entire server turns into werewolves and we have epic battles in the forest. It’s like Twilight, but with more creepers.

    4. Our admin once accidentally spawned a herd of flying pigs that now roam the skies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

    5. We have a special event every week where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most insane adventures of your life! Just watch out for those zombie chickens…

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 15
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 2167
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • QudsCraft: Where Chiefs Go Missing!

    QudsCraft: Where Chiefs Go Missing!
    So, like, you know when you’re playing Minecraft and you’re just mining away and building your epic castle, but then you realize, “Wait, I need more craziness in my life”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild ride where even Iran’s Quds Force chief is out of contact because he’s too busy trying to survive in our insane world.

    Dahieh? More like Da-heeey, come join us and see what all the fuss is about! We’ve got explosions, surprises around every corner, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield. Trust us, you won’t be able to stay away once you’ve experienced the chaos that is our server.

    So why wait? Join now and see why everyone is talking about our Minecraft server. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Iran’s Quds Force chief trying to navigate our crazy world. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Weekend Warriors Server

    Weekend Warriors Server
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where the weekends never end cuz time is a lie and we live in a perpetual saturday. imagine mining diamonds and building epic castles while sippin on margaritas and partying with unicorns. our server is so lit, even the creepers be droppin sick beats. plus, rumor has it herobrine is our resident dj and he throws the wildest raves in the nether. so come on down and join the party, cuz on this server, every day is a weekend!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 64 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • TreePaunch: Where the only thing greying is our list! Join now for a semi-vanilla adventure on 1.21.1!

    TreePaunch: Where the only thing greying is our list! Join now for a semi-vanilla adventure on 1.21.1!

    TreePaunch Minecraft Server Overview

    Description
    TreePaunch is a Minecraft server for players who enjoy building and preserving the natural environment in-game.
    Number of Players: 3-5 during non-peak days
    Community Focus: Building, collaboration, and creating a safe, fun environment
    Server Discord: https://discord.gg/cwKeFe5qWv

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What kind of builds are allowed on the server?

    A: We encourage players to build creatively while incorporating their creations into the natural scenery. However, griefing or inappropriate builds are not allowed.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join TreePaunch. We encourage a friendly and inclusive community.

    Q: How can I access old worlds or archives on the server?

    A: We save all of our old worlds and keep them available for download or visitation. Please contact an admin for access.

    Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines I should follow while playing on the server?

    A: We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Villages Defended: 11
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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