After a wild night of blocky passion, what’s the next thing you want? No, not a cuddle or a snack – you want to join our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Because our server is like the ultimate post-coital bliss for gamers. Imagine building a giant phallic tower with your new friends, or exploring caves together in search of hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive “Bedrock Booty” event, where players compete in a race to find the rarest diamonds while wearing nothing but leather undies. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate climax of Minecraft fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
Wilderness Tamed: 11 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Crafty Damsels Minecraft Server

    Crafty Damsels Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and farms? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage players to engage in some “normal couple behavior”! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or fighting off creepers, on our server you can find your Minecraft soulmate and go on virtual dates, have virtual arguments, and even have virtual make-up sessions! Join now for a chance to experience the most realistic virtual relationship simulator in Minecraft history!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Void Armor Forged: 13
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail Crew

    Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail Crew
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Picture this: a land filled with giant chickens, rainbow-colored sheep, and talking creepers. That’s right, our server is so crazy that even the mobs have personalities! And don’t even get us started on the epic events we have planned. From a costume party mixer to a pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch party, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also gain access to exclusive meetups like the Twin Peaks Meetup Season 2 Ep 6-9, the Spooky Club featuring a Haruhi movie and Inu-Oh, and even a Mahjong Open Tournament in the Gold Saucer Mahjong Lounge. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 25 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 401

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Mom’s Cooking Sucks Minecraft Server

    Mom’s Cooking Sucks Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of unseasoned chicken dishes and dreadful TikTok recipes! Join us for a culinary adventure like no other, where the only seasoning allowed is pure chaos and fun.

    Our server is the perfect place for those who have endured the trauma of bland meals and desperate attempts at cooking. We offer a safe haven for those who have been berated for ordering DoorDash or daring to insult their mother’s cooking.

    Embark on a quest to find the legendary Seasoning Stone, rumored to bring flavor and joy back to even the most depressing meals. Battle against hordes of unseasoned mobs and gather ingredients to create the most epic dishes Minecraft has ever seen.

    Join us now and show your mom that you don’t need her dreadful cooking anymore – unless she wants to join in on the fun and learn how to spice things up! Remember, on our server, the only thing bland is the terrain – everything else is seasoned to perfection.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 5974
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Animals Bred: 165 Falling into the Void: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • MissYouNotTaken

    MissYouNotTaken
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of the real world and dive into a world of blocks and adventure!

    Join us for a wild ride as we embark on quests to find the rarest diamonds, battle dragons in the Nether, and build the most epic castles you’ve ever seen.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground tire shop run by a mysterious boss who may or may not have unfriended you on Facebook. Will you uncover the truth behind this tire shop scandal? Only time will tell.

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this crazy journey filled with friendship, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of inappropriate advances (just kidding, we’re all happily married here). See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Potions Brewed: 82 Cursed Lands Purified: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • CraftyRedditors – House, Wife, Car!

    CraftyRedditors – House, Wife, Car!
    Are you tired of living a boring life in Minecraft? Do you want to upgrade from your tiny dirt hut to a luxurious mansion with a hot tub and diamond-encrusted walls? Look no further, because on our server, you can become the ultimate Minecraft baller!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear top hats. Our community is filled with players who have reached the pinnacle of success in the game, with houses so grand that even Notch himself would be jealous.

    But how did they get here, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that those who join our server are blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. They receive unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a personal army of loyal wolves to protect them at all times.

    So if you want to live the high life in Minecraft, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just find yourself behind the wheel of a virtual Lamborghini, with a beautiful Minecraft wife by your side. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to level up your Minecraft game and become a true legend in the world of blocks and pixels!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 5225
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • BrexitSpyCraft

    BrexitSpyCraft
    LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT HONEYTRAPPED IRISH POLITICIANS SPYING FOR RUSSIA DURING THE BREXIT SAGA!

    WE GOT DIAMONDS BIGGER THAN THE POTATOES IN IRELAND, AND CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE POLITICAL SCANDALS!

    BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET SPY BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FELLOW MINECRAFT SPIES!

    JOIN US NOW FOR A FUN AND CHAOTIC TIME THAT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW ABOUT POLITICS AND MINECRAFT!

    ALSO, WE HAVE FREE CAKE EVERY WEDNESDAY. DON’T MISS OUT!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 311 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Bee Wasp Hornet Swarm

    Bee Wasp Hornet Swarm
    come join our epic minecraft server where the bees, wasps, and hornets are on a mission to seek revenge for their fallen nests! watch as they swarm around looking for something to attack, only to find themselves in a world full of blocks and pixels. join now and witness the chaos as these tiny creatures wreak havoc on everything in their path. it’s a buzzin’ good time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ores Mined: 9943 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Mythical Quests Completed: 22 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Pussy Palace Minecraft Server

    Pussy Palace Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a one-woman man in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate place to find all the virtual love you desire. With a player base of over 100,000, you’ll have plenty of options to choose from. Plus, our custom plugin “Love Potion” guarantees that you’ll never be lonely again. Join now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft player with a harem of virtual girlfriends!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1642 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 62
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Falling into the Void: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • /utwg/ – Unemployed Tech Workers General V2 Minecraft SMP

    /utwg/ – Unemployed Tech Workers General V2 Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of zombie chickens to get to it.

    2. Our server mascot is a giant pink llama that shoots rainbows out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we got it, just enjoy the show.

    3. Every full moon, the entire server turns into werewolves and we have epic battles in the forest. It’s like Twilight, but with more creepers.

    4. Our admin once accidentally spawned a herd of flying pigs that now roam the skies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

    5. We have a special event every week where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most insane adventures of your life! Just watch out for those zombie chickens…

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Buildings Constructed: 7
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Ores Mined: 4461 Potions Brewed: 168

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • QudsCraft: Where Chiefs Go Missing!

    QudsCraft: Where Chiefs Go Missing!
    So, like, you know when you’re playing Minecraft and you’re just mining away and building your epic castle, but then you realize, “Wait, I need more craziness in my life”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild ride where even Iran’s Quds Force chief is out of contact because he’s too busy trying to survive in our insane world.

    Dahieh? More like Da-heeey, come join us and see what all the fuss is about! We’ve got explosions, surprises around every corner, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield. Trust us, you won’t be able to stay away once you’ve experienced the chaos that is our server.

    So why wait? Join now and see why everyone is talking about our Minecraft server. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Iran’s Quds Force chief trying to navigate our crazy world. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Weekend Warriors Server

    Weekend Warriors Server
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where the weekends never end cuz time is a lie and we live in a perpetual saturday. imagine mining diamonds and building epic castles while sippin on margaritas and partying with unicorns. our server is so lit, even the creepers be droppin sick beats. plus, rumor has it herobrine is our resident dj and he throws the wildest raves in the nether. so come on down and join the party, cuz on this server, every day is a weekend!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • TreePaunch: Where the only thing greying is our list! Join now for a semi-vanilla adventure on 1.21.1!

    TreePaunch: Where the only thing greying is our list! Join now for a semi-vanilla adventure on 1.21.1!

    TreePaunch Minecraft Server Overview

    Description
    TreePaunch is a Minecraft server for players who enjoy building and preserving the natural environment in-game.
    Number of Players: 3-5 during non-peak days
    Community Focus: Building, collaboration, and creating a safe, fun environment
    Server Discord: https://discord.gg/cwKeFe5qWv

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What kind of builds are allowed on the server?

    A: We encourage players to build creatively while incorporating their creations into the natural scenery. However, griefing or inappropriate builds are not allowed.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join TreePaunch. We encourage a friendly and inclusive community.

    Q: How can I access old worlds or archives on the server?

    A: We save all of our old worlds and keep them available for download or visitation. Please contact an admin for access.

    Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines I should follow while playing on the server?

    A: We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Savannah Craft Minecraft Server

    Savannah Craft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take you on a wild adventure through the vibrant and bustling cities of Africa! Join us as we explore the top 10 cities from the continent, including:

    1. Nyanza – where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride on elephants instead of horses. 2. Wakanda – a hidden city filled with advanced technology and friendly pandas who love to play Minecraft. 3. Zamunda – home to the tallest skyscrapers made entirely out of cocoa beans. 4. Timbuktu – where you can trade your diamonds for magical potions that give you superpowers. 5. Kilimanjaro – climb to the top of this city and slide down the snowy slopes on a diamond sled. 6. Alexandria – a city filled with ancient ruins and secret treasure chests waiting to be discovered. 7. Casablanca – where the villagers throw the most epic parties with fireworks made out of emeralds. 8. Cairo – a bustling metropolis where you can ride camels through the streets and battle mummies in the pyramids. 9. Marrakech – a city known for its colorful markets and delicious food made from enchanted ingredients. 10. Cape Town – where you can sail the high seas on a diamond-encrusted ship and battle pirates for their treasure.

    So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server and experience the wonders of Africa like never before! Who knows what kind of adventures and mischief you’ll get into along the way?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 28 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Pepper And Egg Sandwich Minecraft SMP

    Pepper And Egg Sandwich Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old sandwiches on other servers? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where we serve up the most delicious pepper and egg sandwiches you’ve ever tasted! Our secret recipe will have you coming back for more, guaranteed.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a legendary sandwich-making competition where players battle it out to see who can create the most epic sandwich in all of Minecraft. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of pepper and egg sandwiches (okay, maybe not a lifetime supply, but you get the idea).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to feast on the most mouth-watering sandwiches you’ve ever seen. Just be warned, once you try our sandwiches, you may never want to leave!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

    CheaterCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you ready for some family drama in Minecraft? Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than your mom’s affair with her married boss!

    Imagine having secret half-brothers you’ve never met, just like in a soap opera. Will you reveal the truth and shake up their world, or keep it hidden like buried treasure?

    With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, our server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 99
    New Chunks Explored: 177641 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Battle Standards Raised: 11

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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