Pond Dwellers vs River Ignorers | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyCreeper69

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Are you tired of being forever alone in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being single is a sign of pure awesomeness! Join us and mingle with other players who are also proudly flying solo in the dating world. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper army at your disposal?

Our server is the perfect place to find love… for blocks! Build your dream house, go on romantic adventures with your pet llama, and even attend virtual weddings (yes, we have those). Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

So, if you want to proudly proclaim your single status while having a blast in the pixelated universe, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your player two… or maybe just a really cool dungeon to raid.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows at creepers. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Crops Grown:	9120
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

RenewableCraft: India200GW

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come join our epic minecraft server where the renewable energy capacity hits 200 GW milestone, that’s like, a LOT of power, dude. we got solar panels and wind turbines everywhere, it’s like playing in a futuristic eco-friendly world. plus, our players are so chill, they’re like the avatars of mother nature herself. join us and be part of the green revolution, man. let’s save the planet one block at a time!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Crops Grown:	5371
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Iboga Dance Party Server

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

eusurvival

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, CreativeBuilding, Economy, Faction, Factions, Factionsmp, factionsplugin, Hungergames, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Survivalgames, Towny

EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Emeralds Found:	5738
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Magic Items Found:	6289	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

The Sandcastle

Archer, Capture Points, chokepoints, Crusader, DEFEND, Discord, Engineer, fighter, Kill Players, KitPvP, Medieval Mode, Minecraft, objective-based, organized sessions, PvP, Ranger, Server, team fortress 2, team-based, The Sandcastle, Vanilla

The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Crops Grown:	6648	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

anti-capitalism, consumerism, Contentment, economic equality, economic theories, future predictions, Happiness, happiness over possessions, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, minimalist lifestyle, ownership, personal fulfillment, possessions, smp, societal changes, societal happiness, societal values, wealth distribution, wealth redistribution, Youll

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Void Armor Forged:	26

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

abandonment, BETRAYAL, blocks, Communication, Conflict, coping, counseling, Decision making, emotions, family dynamics, HEARTBREAK, home, House, Infidelity, Marriage, pet ownership, puppy, PuppyPitStop, reconciliation, relationship, Support, Trust, Wife

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

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Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ores Mined:	4734	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

”>be me Minecraft SMP”

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> join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Ores Mined:	6591	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server

apartment, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, emotional distress, family, financial responsibility, leaving abruptly, living situation, Minecraft, moving out, pranks, PranksterSisGone, relationships, Safety, Server, sibling dynamics, sister, Support, Trust

Are you tired of living with a prankster sister who takes things way too far? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! No more waking up to water being poured on you or finding your belongings rearranged. On our server, the only thing on fire will be your creativity as you build and explore to your heart’s content.

Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway

CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway, female employees, feminine products, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender equality in the workplace, gender stereotypes, menstrual care, menstrual hygiene, menstrual products, menstrual supplies, period stigma, professional conduct, Women’s Health, workplace culture, workplace discrimination, workplace etiquette, workplace norms, workplace policies, workplace professionalism

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things feminine and period-positive! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hidden feminine products that must be found and shared with the world. Our managers may try to hide them, but we say no way! Show off those pads and tampons with pride as you conquer the virtual world with your period power. Who knew that feminine products could be the key to success in Minecraft? Join now and show everyone that periods are nothing to be ashamed of – they’re just another part of life’s crazy journey!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never build a house out of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no-dirt house policy! Why, you ask? Because one time, a player built a dirt house and it turned into a giant mud monster that terrorized the entire server. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Star Shards Collected:	129	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4