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Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
Potions Brewed: 67 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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