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Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Divine Spears Created: 17
Ores Mined: 5524 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 12

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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