Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Moon MC

    Moon MC

    SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

    Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 99 Void Armor Forged: 10
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

    Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

    And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Potions Brewed: 141
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 45 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • MealMastersMC

    MealMastersMC
    Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

    Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

    Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Gods Slained: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

    UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

    ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • TacoCraft Minecraft Server

    TacoCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Alien Abductions: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

    KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

    Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters
    lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Demon Skulls Collected: 28 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Star Shards Collected: 125
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Hazy Realm

    Hazy Realm

    Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 193
    Emeralds Found: 5684 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Towns Built: 7
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Holy Based Minecraft Server

    Holy Based Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Enchantments Applied: 249 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • “When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

    “When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP
    Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Emeralds Found: 9917 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Mythical Relics Collected: 19

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • BraBrawlServer

    BraBrawlServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

    Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Chimeras Created: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 32 Magic Items Found: 4299
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

    AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters
    Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

    Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 48 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • MineCraftFitTips

    MineCraftFitTips
    Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Farms Harvested: 375
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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