Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Villages Defended: 14
Alien Abductions: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 476

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP

    Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    Picture this: a world where pigs ride on chickens, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama with a mustache, a pet polar bear that tells dad jokes, and your very own enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with a single click (no more endless mining for you)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Dad’sAffairChildNoFundsSplitting

    Dad’sAffairChildNoFundsSplitting
    So, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and suddenly you’re faced with a family drama more intense than a soap opera. Imagine building your dream castle while dodging your dad’s secret son who’s trying to steal your college fund! Will you team up with your siblings to take down the evil dad and his mistress, or will you join forces with the long-lost brother to claim your rightful share of the treasure? With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26 Animals Bred: 199
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 113

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • OpinionatedSMP – TrivialTakes

    OpinionatedSMP – TrivialTakes
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing your best friend over a virtual potato farm. Trust us, it’s worth it. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie with zombies and skeletons! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • PhaseCraft: Where Your Awkward Phases Become Blocks

    PhaseCraft: Where Your Awkward Phases Become Blocks
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a crazy funhouse!

    Join us and embark on a wild journey through different phases of Minecraft life, from building epic castles to battling dragons in the Nether. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in our world!

    So why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig through a maze of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and let your wildest dreams come true (or nightmares, depending on how you look at it). Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Star Shards Collected: 61
    Dimension Hops: 14 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • CraftyIsraelStrike

    CraftyIsraelStrike
    So, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. We got crazier stuff happening than Netanyahu threatening to strike Iran. Like, we don’t mess with nuclear or oil targets, we go straight for the Minecraft military bases. It’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of virtual warfare and build some epic bases to defend against the craziest attacks. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds. Shh, don’t tell anyone. So come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 65 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Animals Bred: 38 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Mayan Y2K Glitch

    Mayan Y2K Glitch
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have a mayan temple that will make you think the world is ending in 2012 all over again! our y2k problem is so intense, you’ll be dodging virtual asteroids and running from virtual zombies like your life depends on it! but don’t worry, our friendly staff will guide you through the chaos and make sure you survive the mayan apocalypse with a smile on your face. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the end of the world in the most epic way possible!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Mythical Mines

    Mythical Mines

    MythicalMines is a server that is 100% completely self-programmed with a system unlike any other server, we will design it to give you a unique game experience. There will be many features and also rank advantages but ranks will not cost real money currency so everything is obtainable ingame. There will always be updates for Winter Halloween etc.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • ScholarMC

    ScholarMC

    ScholarMC is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. The server is joinable on any version. The ScholarMC ip is play.scholarmc.net

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 24 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Ember wing – Where vanilla isn’t just a flavor, it’s a way of life!

    Ember wing – Where vanilla isn’t just a flavor, it’s a way of life!

    Emberwing Minecraft Server Overview

    IP Address Whitelist
    Version 1.21
    Discord Join our Discord

    Explore a world like no other on Emberwing Minecraft server!

    Why Choose Us:

    • Economy System: Build your empire with our balanced economy.
    • Friendly Community: Join a welcoming community with active staff ready to help.
    • Regular Events: Participate in exciting events and win awesome prizes!

    Game Modes:

    • Survival: Gather resources, build your base, and survive the night.
    • Modded: Enjoy the world of modded Minecraft.

    Join us today on Emberwing Minecraft server for an adventure of a lifetime!

    Server Rules:

    1. Be respectful to all players.
    2. No griefing or stealing.
    3. Use appropriate language.
    4. No cheating or exploiting bugs.
    5. Have fun and enjoy the game!

    Ready to start your adventure? Join our Discord at https://mee6.xyz/i/Fz8Z0C9fUE to get started. We can’t wait to see you in-game!

    Emberwing – Your Adventure Begins Here!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6726 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Farms Harvested: 909 Epic Shields Constructed: 36

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • WaWa World – Minecraft Server

    WaWa World – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Kiara’s latest stream? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate finale of the Seven Days schedule! Join us for some epic gameplay that will have you on the edge of your seat, just like Kiara’s fans during her Myth Reunion stream.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so mind-blowing that it will take you beyond the way, through fire and ice, and into the depths of Takotori MC. And if that’s not enough, we even have a Pineapple dimension that will leave you questioning reality.

    And if you’re worried about getting lost in the chaos of our server, fear not! We have a Chimera stream that will guide you through the madness, along with a Sleep Talking MV that will help you find your way back to reality.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get wilder than a Holotori Dance party!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Spy x Family Chapter 106 Minecraft SMP

    Spy x Family Chapter 106 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Look no further, because our server is a complete circus of chaos and insanity! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs, or participate in our annual “Build a Roller Coaster While Being Chased by Creepers” event. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, because there’s a TNT cannon competition every Friday)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 269
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 322 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • NoCarSeatNoCraft

    NoCarSeatNoCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exciting than dealing with your ex drama? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even a gas leak couldn’t stop the fun!

    Join us for crazy adventures and wild escapades, just like Emma’s mad dash to Walmart to save the day! Who needs car seats when you’ve got a trusty babysitter and a whole world of blocky possibilities?

    Forget custody battles and drama, come join our server where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle ever! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with your ex’s weekend dad antics. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Potions Brewed: 56
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 37

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Ravager MC

    Ravager MC

    JOIN RAVAGER MC – THE ULTIMATE MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE! : Are you ready for a Minecraft server like no other? **Ravager MC** is here to push your survival skills to the limit!

    Key Features: -LIFESTEAL MECHANICS** – Gain hearts by defeating your enemies or lose them when you fall! Only the strong survive. –THRIVING ECONOMY** – Build your empire, trade with others, and become the richest player on the server and Virtual Spawners – CUSTOM GUIs – Immerse yourself with our unique interfaces and stunning custom textures!. – AFK POOLS – Stay online, stay productive! No more wasting time while you’re away. *JOIN THE DISCORD:** https://discord.gg/XQcr2Y8VdD

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • StateCraft

    StateCraft

    An Anarchy Vanilla+ MMORPG Server with a custom plugin suite to influence creation of cities, nations, and empires. Reinforcement system inspired by the game Rust and a plugin that allows players to imprison other players, making it a unique anarchy server with higher stakes. XP is disabled and you can only make it through the ‘FactoryMod’ tech tree. Band together to protect yourself from raiders and griefers and colonize the world.

    Core Mods: RealisticPlantGrowth – Crops and trees are biome specific, you will need to explore & colonize if you want everything. Citadel – Reinforce your stuff! Using stone, iron, or diamond. Similar to the game Rust. Reinforcements do not degrade over time but do need to be repaired if they are broken. FactoryMod – Tech tree that significantly expands the late game and makes cooperation important. This is also how you create XP, which requires materials from all the different biomes to craft. ExilePearl – Imprison and exile other players. This is a player driven anti-grief plugin. Enforce your own laws how you see fit. Kill a player while holding a pearl in your inventory and bind their soul to the pearl, but watch out because the imprisoned player can always see where the pearl is, so be sure to store it away and protect it with Citadel.

    Other Mods: AuraSkills – MMORPG mod that makes the game more like RuneScape. Craftorithm – Mod that allows custom recipes. So far we have added cheap and easy recipes for saddles, nametags, villager spawn eggs, and iron golem spawn eggs. TreeFeller – Trees go down with one block swing, making woodcutting much more enjoyable. VeinMeiner – TreeFeller but for ore veins, break them all at once.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 40 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 15

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Xbox One Enthusiasts: Where Minecraft is the only game we’re good at playing

    Xbox One Enthusiasts: Where Minecraft is the only game we’re good at playing

    Minecraft Xbox One Enthusiasts Server

    General Info
    Whitelisting/Verification System There is a system in place to ensure safety and hospitality for all members. More information in Discord server.
    Primary Host Host is located in MST timezone. Hosts at least once a week, schedule may vary.
    Main Worlds Creative mode world with plots and survival world. Hosting depends on demand.

    For more information, join the Discord: https://discord.gg/VeznpKjbVY

    If you have an Xbox One and love Legacy Console, consider joining!

    FAQs

    1. How can I join the server?

    Join the Discord server to learn about the whitelisting/verification process.

    2. What are the main worlds on the server?

    There is a creative mode world with plots for building and a survival world. Hosting depends on demand.

    3. What is the host’s schedule like?

    The host is in MST timezone and tries to host at least once a week, schedule may vary.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 231 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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