Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 6
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Feel This Games Minecraft Server

    Feel This Games Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

    Join us for epic battles where you can ride pigs into battle while wearing a chicken suit! Build the tallest tower made entirely of TNT and watch it explode in a glorious display of chaos and destruction!

    But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where the prize is a pet dragon that breathes fire? Or a parkour course that defies all laws of physics and logic?

    So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience a whole new level of insanity and fun? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 58
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 24 Farms Harvested: 921

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • The Most Damaging Social Media Ever Minecraft SMP

    The Most Damaging Social Media Ever Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! This server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful vacation spot. Join us if you’re ready to experience more drama than a reality TV show.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. They trade in diamonds and emeralds, and rumor has it they have a llama mafia that enforces their rules.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of rogue chickens who have formed their own army. They roam the land, terrorizing players and stealing their crops. If you’re lucky, you might even be able to join their ranks and become a chicken warrior yourself.

    And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the server. It’s said to be guarded by a giant creeper with a taste for TNT. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim the treasure and become the richest player on the server.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 14 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 114
    Emeralds Found: 8190 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Falling into the Void: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Towns Built: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • KidBeliefz Minecraft SMP

    KidBeliefz Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is full of wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you questioning reality itself!

    Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within the bowels of the Nether. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells terrible dad jokes.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover that the moon is actually made of cheese and that Notch himself visits our server to challenge players to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the madness – join us today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Animals Bred: 200
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Wilderness Tamed: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Putin’sCraft: The Rise and Fall

    Putin’sCraft: The Rise and Fall
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base full of diamonds and rare loot! we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow up unsuspecting players for fun. our admin, BigPig69, once defeated the ender dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. we have a roller coaster made entirely of lava and obsidian for the thrill seekers. also, our community is full of friendly players who will help you build the most epic structures you can imagine. so come join us and be part of the madness!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Star Shards Collected: 153
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Missionary Pixel Fun

    Missionary Pixel Fun
    Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? Well, you’ve come to the right place, my friend! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your head spin like a chicken in a tornado!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of creepers decided to throw a dance party in the Nether. They were busting out moves that would make even the Ender Dragon jealous! And you know who was the life of the party? That’s right, it was YOU, once you join our epic server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. We’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll shoot diamonds out of your nose! And our community is so friendly, they’ll welcome you with open arms and a bucket of lava (just kidding, they’re not that crazy).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world of fun, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 53 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Medicine & Law: Bedfellows Gone Wrong

    Medicine & Law: Bedfellows Gone Wrong
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have gender medicine and the cass review!!! u might be thinking, wtf does that even mean?? well let me tell u, on our server, we have potions that can change ur gender in the game, so u can be a dude one minute and a chick the next, it’s wild!! and the cass review?? oh boy, that’s where we review all the crazy lawsuits that happen on the server, like when someone tried to sue a creeper for blowing up their house, lmao. so if u wanna experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever, join us now!! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get blown up by a creeper, then u might regret it a little bit)

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 23
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8411 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Luminexus Network

    Luminexus Network

    A small server to play with friends! Guaranteed good vibes, guaranteed laughter and unforgettable moments.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Void Gems Collected: 24
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 480
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • East Coast Survival

    East Coast Survival

    East Coast Survival is an engaging Minecraft server that combines the simplicity of vanilla gameplay with the excitement of distinct seasonal themes such as spring, summer, fall, and winter. Each season introduces thematic changes to the environment providing a fresh experience throughout the year. Enhanced by unique plugins, We add special features and mechanics that enrich the gameplay without altering its classic feel. This blend of seasonal variety and innovative plugins ensures that players enjoy a dynamic and immersive adventure every time they log in.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Zombie Dances: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 334105 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Big Trouble in Tiny Cobblemon Town – No Sneaky Squares Allowed!

    Big Trouble in Tiny Cobblemon Town – No Sneaky Squares Allowed!

    Minecraft Roleplay Server Overview

    Description
    Looking for a small group to drop into a private server and engage in roleplay in the world. Players can create unique backstories and immerse themselves in the roleplay experience.
    The RP will be played on the Big Chad Guys Plus modpack, featuring in-game proximity voice chat, preset server hosting, and quality of life mods for added enjoyment.
    If interested, add the server host on Discord (mal1x_).

    Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

    Question Answer
    What is the server hosting the roleplay? The server host is mal1x_ on Discord.
    Which modpack is being used for the roleplay? The Big Chad Guys Plus modpack is being used for this roleplay server.
    Is there in-game proximity voice chat available? Yes, the modpack features in-game proximity voice chat for enhanced roleplaying experiences.
    Are there quality of life mods included? Yes, the server has quality of life mods to improve gameplay enjoyment.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 78 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Honk Honk Minecraft Server

    Honk Honk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to unleash your inner chaos!

    Join our server where you can take down niggers, wino single mothers, and roasties with no consequences! Who knew that Art the clown was actually our guy all along? Embrace the madness and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that if you find them all, you’ll unlock the ultimate power of unlimited resources and invincibility.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember, anything goes in this world, so be prepared for the unexpected. See you on the other side, if you dare!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Whispering Caves Entered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Sword Minecraft SMP Beauty

    Sword Minecraft SMP Beauty
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! We have the most epic sword battles you’ve ever seen, and the best part is, the winner gets to keep the loser’s sword! That’s right, we’re all about high stakes here.

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Sword of Infinite Power, rumored to be able to one-shot the Ender Dragon with just one swing. Will you be the lucky player to wield this mighty weapon and become the ultimate champion of our SMP? Only time will tell.

    So if you’re ready to test your sword-fighting skills against the toughest players around and maybe even walk away with a sword that could make you the most feared player on the server, then join us today! Just remember, it’s not about the size of your sword, it’s how you swing it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 45 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • BlockyBlingRush

    BlockyBlingRush
    Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where players become millionaires by selling virtual potatoes? Well, on our server, we have a player who started with just one potato and ended up owning a potato empire that rivals even the richest diamond miners in the game. Join us and see if you have what it takes to turn a simple spud into a fortune!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy on the server. Rumor has it that if you can impress the llamas with your building skills, they will grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with rare items and riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    So come on down to our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama conspiracy). Who knows, you might just become the next potato tycoon or uncover the secrets of the llama society. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • ADHD & Autism Crafters

    ADHD & Autism Crafters
    So, like, have you ever been mining in Minecraft and suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up all your hard-earned diamonds? Well, fear not, because on our server, creepers are banned! That’s right, you can mine to your heart’s content without worrying about those pesky green monsters ruining your day.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature of them all: the diamond-encrusted llama. Legend has it that if you can find and tame one of these majestic beasts, they will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other precious goodies.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: on our server, every player is given their own personal pet dragon to ride around on. That’s right, you can soar through the skies on the back of a fire-breathing beast, raining down destruction on your enemies below.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 19 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • What is the IP for penguinz0 Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for penguinz0 Minecraft Server?

    Penguinz0, also known as Cr1TiKaL, is a popular internet personality known for his sarcastic and humorous commentary on video games, viral videos, and internet memes. He gained a large following on YouTube for his unique style of commentary and dry humor. Penguinz0 also streams on Twitch and is highly active on social media platforms.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 44
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • GegMC

    GegMC

    Welcome to GegMC!

    We are a network with a Survival modality at the moment. We will soon add more modalities! We have friendly staff members, and our server is designed for you to have fun and have a good time.

    We have crates, exclusive kits, daily rewards, /shop, protection system and much more!

    Join now with the IP gegmc.net, and if you are a bedrock user the port is 19132. Join! What are you waiting for?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 196
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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