Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Star Shards Collected: 67
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Herobrine Sightings: 2
Wilderness Tamed: 9 Secret Passages Found: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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