Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Meteorites Collected: 1
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

New Minecraft Servers

  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    Beautiful buildings

    Character leveling

    Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Towns Built: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 100

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Oblivious to the Minigames

    Oblivious to the Minigames

    Oblivion Minecraft Server Overview:

    Game Mode New game mode focused on team play, pvp, and strategy
    Features – Gather resources as a team – Fight unique neutral objectives – Destroy enemy’s monuments
    Discord Join the discord

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided in the discord server.
    Is there a specific team size for this game mode? Teams can vary in size, but it is recommended to play with a group of friends for better coordination.
    What happens if our team loses all our resources? If your team loses all resources, you can work together to gather more and make a comeback.
    Can I play solo or do I need a team? While you can play solo, the game mode is designed for team play, so having a team is recommended for better gameplay experience.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7520 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 30
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Join My Minecraft Server: Add Me On Disc

    Join My Minecraft Server: Add Me On Disc
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end as you navigate through our wacky world.

    But that’s not all – we have epic events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really good french fry).

    So what are you waiting for? Add me on disc and let’s share the laughter, the chaos, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 731 Potions Brewed: 163
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Runes Activated: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • “Why is it so common for white men to have Asian wives?” Minecraft SMP

    “Why is it so common for white men to have Asian wives?” Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest blocky adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for the chance to build your dream base, mine for diamonds like a pro, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    Ever heard of a player who tamed a herd of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of skeletons? Or how about the legend of the player who built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks? Trust us, our server is full of surprises that will keep you coming back for more.

    So why wait? Join us now and see why our Minecraft SMP is the talk of the blocky world. Just remember, when you’re here, anything is possible – even if it involves riding a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6605 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CreeperChristmasTripNope

    CreeperChristmasTripNope
    Are you tired of family drama and being overshadowed by your cousin’s pregnancy? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free holiday season! Instead of dealing with passive-aggressive smirks and nursery set-ups, spend your Christmas building epic structures and battling creepers with us.

    We promise there will be no family members laughing at your life choices or rubbing their pregnancies in your face. Plus, our server is filled with friendly players who will support you and cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world.

    So why spend Christmas with annoying relatives when you can spend it with us, where the only drama is deciding which block to use for your next build? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Dimension Hops: 15
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NerdAlertMC SMP

    NerdAlertMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build boring old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where players compete in epic nerdy challenges like building a life-size replica of the Death Star or reenacting the Battle of Helm’s Deep with TNT cannons!

    We’ve got players who take their nerdiness to the next level, like one guy who built a functioning redstone computer that can play Minecraft within Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the player who recreated the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy in pixel art form.

    So if you’re ready to embrace your inner nerd and join a community of like-minded Minecraft players who take their creativity to the extreme, then come join us on our wild and wacky SMP. Who knows, you might just witness the nerdiest thing you’ve ever seen IRL!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Alien Abductions: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CraftyLifeQuest

    CraftyLifeQuest
    Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, unsure of your purpose? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests to discover your true calling.

    On our server, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the world. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the power to stop them with your mighty pickaxe and enchanted armor.

    Not convinced yet? How about this – rumor has it that buried deep within the mines of our server lies a treasure so valuable that it could buy you a real-life mansion made entirely of diamond blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you meet our resident llama who can recite Shakespearean sonnets on command.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the wacky adventures begin! Who knows, you might just find your true calling in life after all – whether it’s becoming a master builder, a fearless warrior, or the ultimate chicken whisperer. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 57 Dragon Eggs Found: 9650
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 45
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyXi_USbffs

    CraftyXi_USbffs
    so like, this server is like, the coolest place ever man. we got dragons flying around and unicorns prancing through the meadows. you can build a house out of candy canes and ride a rainbow to the end of the world.

    we got Xi from China chilling with us, ready to be your partner and friend. he’s got all the insider info on how to dominate the game and conquer all the land.

    join us for epic battles against evil mobs and crazy adventures in the nether. we even have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons.

    come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Towns Built: 9
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MurkCraft: Where leveling up in Minecraft is like a competitive sport, with mythical pets and chill neighbors!

    MurkCraft: Where leveling up in Minecraft is like a competitive sport, with mythical pets and chill neighbors!

    MurkCraft Minecraft Server

    IP play.murkpvp.com
    Discord https://discord.gg/qSMVqSVj

    ✨ What We Offer:

    • 🗺️ Two Worlds, One Server: Start your adventure in our vanilla survival world, or dive into our RPG world.
    • 🧙 RPG Classes & Skills: Choose your class, unlock new abilities, and upgrade your skills.
    • 💰 Unique Economy: Multiple currencies and ways to earn through jobs.
    • Collect pets, mounts, and custom gear.
    • ⚔️ Mob Arenas & Dungeons: Challenge yourself with tough mobs and rewarding loot.
    • 🛠️ Crafting Stations & Vendors: Create powerful gear and unique equipment.
    • 📜 Interactive Board & Tutorials: Helpful resources to understand the server.

    Join us on MurkCraft for a chill, immersive Minecraft experience designed for adult players.

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Is the server adult-only? Yes, MurkCraft is a private server for adult players.
    Are there opportunities to become staff? Yes, we are looking for staff and creative minds to join our team.
    How can I earn currency on the server? You can earn currency through jobs, quests, and other in-game activities.
    Can I bring my own pets and mounts? Yes, you can collect pets and mounts to accompany you on your adventures.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Chimeras Created: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 21

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Malaysian Adventures Minecraft Server

    Crafty Malaysian Adventures Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore a virtual world that’s even more exciting than Malaysia! Why settle for the real deal when you can join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers in the jungle, building your own towering skyscrapers, and battling dragons in the Nether?

    Join us and you’ll never have to worry about getting lost in a Malaysian rainforest – unless, of course, you want to! Our server is full of hidden treasures and secret passages just waiting to be discovered. And forget about dealing with pesky mosquitoes and humidity – here, the only thing you’ll be sweating over is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next.

    So why waste your time exploring the real Malaysia when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of building a giant statue of a durian fruit, you’ll never look back!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 6632 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Stonii’s Stoned Minecraft SMP

    Stonii’s Stoned Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the chaos unfold as we navigate through a world filled with drama, betrayal, and questionable life choices. From building extravagant bases to embarking on epic quests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But the real question is, how can you resist joining a server where you can support a girl who not only does drugs, but also manages to somehow thrive in the midst of all the chaos? Who knows what kind of wild adventures await you as you explore this unpredictable world.

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready to experience a Minecraft SMP like no other. Just remember, anything goes in this world, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 New Chunks Explored: 824882
    Mythical Quests Completed: 27 Haunted Chests Opened: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ChocoMilkBandit

    ChocoMilkBandit
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the smallest details matter! Just like the missing straw in the chocolate milk carton, we pay attention to every little thing to make your gaming experience top-notch.

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest filled with chocolate milk and straws!

    Don’t be like the guy who drank his girlfriend’s milk without telling her – join our server and never miss a beat. Plus, if you ever need to confess your Minecraft sins, our community is always here to listen and laugh it off.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together! Just remember, always replace the milk with a straw next time. 😉

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Star Shards Collected: 242
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2707 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineCraftMentor: “Don’t dig straight down!”

    MineCraftMentor: “Don’t dig straight down!”
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move. Our community is so awesome, even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on down and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RubleRumbleCraft

    RubleRumbleCraft
    so, like, if you wanna join this cray cray minecraft server, you gotta know that the russian officials have like totally ‘resigned’ to letting the ruble fall past 100 vs dollar. but don’t worry, on our server, the only currency you need to worry about is diamonds and emeralds, baby!

    join us and you’ll be transported to a world where russian officials are actually creepers in disguise, trying to blow up your epic builds. but don’t fret, you can team up with other players to defeat them and protect your precious loot.

    plus, did we mention that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks? it’s a wild ride, my friend.

    so come on over and join the madness. who needs a stable currency when you have a server this insane?

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 39 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 41
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafting Misfortune

    Crafting Misfortune
    so, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should join. first of all, we have a secret underground base full of diamonds and emeralds. u can only access it by solving a riddle written in ancient hieroglyphics. it’s like being indiana jones but in minecraft.

    also, we have a pet dragon that u can ride around the server. his name is fluffy and he breathes rainbow fire. he’s the coolest dragon in all of minecraft land.

    oh, and did i mention we have a haunted mansion filled with spooky ghosts? but don’t worry, they’re friendly ghosts. they just like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. it’s like living in a real-life scooby-doo episode.

    so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. who can say no to that?

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 973
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Void Armor Forged: 26
    Enchantments Applied: 204 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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