lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera, fam! we got hostage families getting told no deals, like what even is that?! and Hamas out here hoping for a regional war, like bro, just come play minecraft with us instead! we got so much chaos and craziness, you won’t even believe it! plus, our server is so lit, it’s like the hottest club in town but with creepers and zombies instead of people. come join the fun, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Runes Activated: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 28
Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 12

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • PixelPerfect SMP: Glow-up Goals

    PixelPerfect SMP: Glow-up Goals
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest transformations! Our players have the ability to change their physical appearance in-game, from growing wings and flying like a majestic dragon to turning into a blocky superhero with super strength. Who needs plastic surgery when you can just join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft shape-shifter? Don’t miss out on the chance to become the most fabulous pixelated creature in the virtual world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Runes Activated: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • CraftyCreeper69

    CraftyCreeper69
    Are you tired of being forever alone in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being single is a sign of pure awesomeness! Join us and mingle with other players who are also proudly flying solo in the dating world. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper army at your disposal?

    Our server is the perfect place to find love… for blocks! Build your dream house, go on romantic adventures with your pet llama, and even attend virtual weddings (yes, we have those). Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

    So, if you want to proudly proclaim your single status while having a blast in the pixelated universe, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your player two… or maybe just a really cool dungeon to raid.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6795 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 52 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Soul Swords Wielded: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

    UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows at creepers. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

    and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.

    so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • RenewableCraft: India200GW

    RenewableCraft: India200GW
    come join our epic minecraft server where the renewable energy capacity hits 200 GW milestone, that’s like, a LOT of power, dude. we got solar panels and wind turbines everywhere, it’s like playing in a futuristic eco-friendly world. plus, our players are so chill, they’re like the avatars of mother nature herself. join us and be part of the green revolution, man. let’s save the planet one block at a time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19 Buildings Constructed: 19
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Potions Brewed: 94
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Iboga Dance Party Server

    Iboga Dance Party Server
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 354 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Dragons Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • eusurvival

    eusurvival

    EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 20 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • The Sandcastle

    The Sandcastle

    The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

    The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

    Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

    We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

    No. 691902298 Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

    Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • ”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

    ”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Runes Activated: 7
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

    EZbuildsMinecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

    Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

    But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

    Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Ores Mined: 6411 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Love Letters Sent: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

    PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are
    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

    Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

    So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7636 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 52 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

    Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server
    Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 92
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Crops Grown: 8045
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • ”>be me Minecraft SMP”

    ”>be me Minecraft SMP”
    > join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 90

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server

    PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living with a prankster sister who takes things way too far? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! No more waking up to water being poured on you or finding your belongings rearranged. On our server, the only thing on fire will be your creativity as you build and explore to your heart’s content.

    Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway

    CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things feminine and period-positive! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hidden feminine products that must be found and shared with the world. Our managers may try to hide them, but we say no way! Show off those pads and tampons with pride as you conquer the virtual world with your period power. Who knew that feminine products could be the key to success in Minecraft? Join now and show everyone that periods are nothing to be ashamed of – they’re just another part of life’s crazy journey!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 29 Mythical Quests Completed: 35
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 93

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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