PixelPals: No griefing allowed!

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so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got so much cool stuff goin on, you won’t even believe it. like, we got pigs that can fly and chickens that shoot lasers out their eyes. it’s like a freakin’ circus up in here.

and the best part? we got this secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot and treasures. but watch out, cuz there’s also a giant lava monster down there that will eat you if you’re not careful. it’s like a real-life horror movie, but in Minecraft.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, you heard me right. a freakin’ roller coaster through a volcano. it’s like a thrill ride and a half, dude.

so come join us on this server, where the only limit is your imagination. and also, watch out for the flying pigs. they’re a real doozy.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyComedian’s LOL-tastic Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old entertainers? Well, look no further because our server has the one and only Diamond Dave, the most legendary entertainer in all of Minecraft!

Join our server for a chance to witness Diamond Dave perform his famous chicken juggling act while riding a pig through a flaming hoop! And that’s not all, folks! He also sings like a parrot and dances like a creeper on a hot potato!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Diamond Dave once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just his charming smile and a stack of pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch him serenading a group of Endermen with his ukulele made of diamonds.

So why settle for mediocre entertainers when you can join our server and experience the one-of-a-kind talent of Diamond Dave? Hurry, before the mobs steal the show!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafty Persians vs Freedom Blocks: A Minecraft Server Showdown!

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Are you tired of Iran threatening American freedom? Do you want to show those pesky enemies who’s boss? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner warrior!

Join our server and help us recruit for our virtual military to defend against the evil forces of Iran. Don’t be scared to step up and serve, because in our world, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

So come on and join us for some epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little bit of virtual patriotism. Who knew saving America could be so much fun in blocky form?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyFacts: Where Minecraft meets trivia – learn about your country while building blocks!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and secret treasure hunts that will make you question reality itself. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that on our server, you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat made of enchanted cheese? It’s true! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant unlimited power to whoever holds it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Buildings Constructed:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Blocky McBlockface: The Cody Rhodes of Pixel Pals

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the Cody Rhodes of Phase Connect! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and diamonds rained from the sky. They stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. And if that wasn’t enough, they discovered a hidden portal that led them to a dimension where llamas ruled the land and waged epic battles against evil sheep overlords.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the back of a dragon while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not? You can also participate in weekly llama fashion shows and compete for the title of Best Dressed Llama in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows what adventures await you in the wacky world of Phase Connect!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Pixelated LOLs: ‘Screen Cap This’ Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being stuck in the rat race of the Western world? Do you dream of a life where you can make top bucks while living in exotic locales? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a hilarious journey where white boys flee Europe and North Korea to become laborers in undeveloped nations. But fear not, you won’t be slaving away for pennies like those useless pajeets. Oh no, you’ll be raking in $450 per hour! That’s right, you’ll be living the high life while learning new languages like Arabic and exploring Africa or the Middle East.

So pack your bags, leave the West behind, and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and riches beyond your wildest dreams. Who knew Minecraft could be so outrageous?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crafty Kingdoms – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Are you ready to embark on a journey filled with skeletons, spells, and strategic warfare? Join our Minecraft server, where the Wheel has turned once again and the Skeletons Edition awaits you!

Created by two dudes, one of them being a teacher (because who else would know how to school you in battle?), this fantasy turn-based war game will blow your mind with over 3400 units, 1100 spells, and 400 magic items. It’s like an autist’s wildest dream come true!

Forget about directly controlling battles, here you’ll be planning them out like a master tactician. And with simplistic graphics that are easily moddable, the possibilities are endless.

Join us on this epic adventure where the pastebin is extremely outdated, the Steam group is full of vanheimageofvidya enthusiasts, and the multiplayer guide will have you blitzing through battles like a pro.

But wait, there’s more! Check out the Llamaserver for all your gaming needs, dive into the extensive documentation, and explore the fan art on thronebooru.booru.org (because who doesn’t love a good fan creation?).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of Skeletons Edition Dominions and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Previous Pantokrator players are already raving about it, so don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Rich AF Minecraft Server – No Flex Zone

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Are you tired of gold diggers trying to mine your diamonds on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a secret underground dating scene where players can find love without worrying about their wealth being exposed! Join now and find your perfect match without having to worry about anyone trying to steal your virtual riches. Who knew finding love in Minecraft could be so scandalous and exciting? Join us today and start crafting your love story!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Crafting with Conservatives: Where Creepers are the Real Enemy

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Are you ready to flex your Minecraft muscles and show off your peak masculinity? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic battles, intense mining sessions, and the chance to prove you’re the manliest player around.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who thought they were tough stuff. They joined our server and were immediately challenged to a duel by a giant creeper. But instead of running away like a scaredy-cat, they stood their ground and defeated the creeper with nothing but a wooden sword and sheer determination. That player? They became a legend on our server, and you could too!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? We got it. How about a suit of armor made entirely out of obsidian? We got that too. Join our server and become the envy of all your friends with your unbeatable gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world what you’re made of. Just remember, only the manliest players can survive in our world. Are you up to the challenge?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MapleCraft: Where even creepers say ‘sorry’ for blowing up your house, eh?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Canadian moose on a sugar rush!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant beavers, riding polar bears into battle, and building igloos that double as secret underground bunkers. Our server is so wild, even the creepers apologize before exploding!

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with maple syrup rivers and poutine mountains. And rumor has it, if you find the elusive Tim Hortons dungeon, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited coffee and donuts for life!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most Canadian Minecraft adventure of your life! Oh, and sorry in advance for all the fun you’re about to have, eh?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	160	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be dodging creepers and zombies while protecting the President of Minecraftia! That’s right, you’ll be part of the elite Secret Service team, tasked with keeping our fearless leader safe from all manner of pixelated threats.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja pandas trained in the ancient art of block-breaking. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the Nether, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare resources to upgrade your gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a hero in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, when the President yells “MR. PRESIDENT, GET DOWN!”, you better be ready to spring into action and protect him at all costs.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PixelPewPewCraft: Where Creepers Pay Respects

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take a unique approach to honoring the fallen. Imagine a world where every block represents a life lost to gun violence, and you can build memorials and pay tribute to those who have tragically passed away.

But wait, there’s more! You can also add comments and trivia about the deceased, turning our server into a virtual encyclopedia of homicide victims. Who knew grief could be so educational and interactive?

Join us as we navigate the twisted world of easy access to guns and turn it into a creative outlet for honoring those who have left us too soon. Rest in power, Quashaun Lamarious Chillious, and join us on this wild ride of remembrance and Minecraft madness.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1985	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

GiggleCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft madness!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the two worlds are aflame and the crimson night fades…or something like that. Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic collaborations and events that will blow your mind!

Ever wanted to explore nature and discover mysterious traces in a virtual world? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner explorer and embark on crazy quests that will leave you breathless.

But wait, there’s more! Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, Barbara – talk about a powerhouse lineup! And don’t even get me started on our weapon banner with the Tome of the Eternal Flow and Freedom-Sworn – you’ll be unstoppable!

Oh, and did I mention the daily check-in rewards that are just waiting for you to claim them? It’s like Christmas every day on our server! Plus, we’ve got redeemable codes that will shower you with gifts and goodies beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join us on this insane Minecraft journey where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dragons Tamed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

AnimeFeetCraft – Where We Mine, Build, and Admire Anime Girl Feet in Minecraft!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why, you ask? Because we have a secret underground society of anime girl feet enthusiasts who also happen to be amazing artists! Join us and learn how to draw the most exquisite anime girl feet you’ve ever seen while also enjoying all the fun and excitement of Minecraft. Don’t give up on your dreams – join our server and let your love for anime girl feet soar to new heights!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Ban Hammer Madness: NSFW Edition

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can truly express yourself? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with femboy cock galore! Build your dream world surrounded by fabulous femboys who are always ready to lend a helping hand (or any other body part you desire). Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the femboy cock madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ores Mined:	2062
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Dimension Hops:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Crafting Chaos: Where Even ‘/b/’ Sucks Today

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate escape from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all – we have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing villagers serenades you with “Baby Shark”!

So why waste your time on “/b/” when you could be having the time of your life on our server? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Magic Items Found:	2945
Players Killed by Monsters:	2449	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!