so, like, imagine a minecraft server where everything is so wacky and wild, it’s like it was created by a bunch of AI robots on acid. like, the buildings are all wonky and the animals wear top hats and monocles.

you gotta join this server if you wanna experience the most epic rollercoaster ride of your life. one time, a player built a giant toilet that actually flushed and sent you to a secret underground disco party. it was lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, every day there’s a new treasure hunt where you gotta follow clues that lead you to a chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let your inner weirdo run free on this totally bonkers minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39 Farms Harvested: 395
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Chad Minecraft SMP Legend

    Chad Minecraft SMP Legend
    Are you tired of being a chad and ready to embrace your inner dad bod? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for epic dad jokes, intense diaper changing challenges, and thrilling bedtime stories around the campfire. Who needs diamonds when you have dad jokes? So come join us and experience the ultimate transformation from chad to dad!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Alien Abductions: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Epic Shields Constructed: 31

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • GoneRogue Minecraft Server

    GoneRogue Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of family drama and betrayal? Do you want to escape the clutches of siblings who sell your dream house without even giving you a chance to buy it back? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without any interference from greedy relatives!

    Our server is the perfect place to start fresh and leave all the negativity behind. You can create your own world, just like you did with your mom in the dream house. No need to worry about cancer or will changes here, just pure, unadulterated fun!

    So come join us and let go of all the past drama. Who needs siblings when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Plus, you can finally show off your building skills without anyone trying to take it away from you. Trust us, this server is the therapy you never knew you needed!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Void Gems Collected: 33
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 19

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • BlanketBucks GrannyCraft

    BlanketBucks GrannyCraft
    Are you tired of boring hospital blankets that make you feel like you’re wrapped in a cloud of sadness? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we provide the most luxurious virtual blankets that will make you feel like you’re snuggled up in a palace made of rainbows and sunshine!

    Join our server and experience the magic of unicorns, butterflies, and flowers in a way you’ve never seen before. Our blankets are so cozy, they’ll make you forget all about your mom’s boring old hospital blankets. Plus, if you’re feeling generous, you can donate your virtual blankets to the little kids in the Minecraft hospital who are in need of some extra comfort.

    And if your mom tries to stop you from enjoying our amazing blankets, just call up your grandma for some backup. She’ll swoop in like a superhero and make sure you get the blankets you deserve. So come join our Minecraft server and let the blanket madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Enchantments Applied: 190
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 302 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Crops Grown: 4830

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • OverhypedCraft

    OverhypedCraft
    Sleeping! Who needs sleep when you can join our Minecraft server and build epic structures all night long? Say goodbye to boring dreams and hello to blocky adventures!

    Our server is so awesome, even the creepers want to join in on the fun! They’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for some sick dance moves and are now the life of the party.

    Join us and you might just stumble upon a secret underground village where the villagers are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world…or maybe just trying to grow some potatoes, who knows?

    Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server you can ride around on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even discover a hidden realm where the cows have formed a rock band. It’s udderly amazing!

    So why waste your time doing anything else when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server around? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Emeralds Found: 9180
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 12

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • CraftyCriminalNetwork Minecraft Server

    CraftyCriminalNetwork Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have an international investigation going on! apparently Iran is using criminals and drug dealers in Europe to target Israelis and Jews, but don’t worry, we have a secret base in the game where we are fighting against them! join us and help save the world from these evil doers, plus we have unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero in our crazy minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35 Potions Brewed: 165
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 37 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • PutinCraft: Trump’s Advice

    PutinCraft: Trump’s Advice
    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows. but, get this, our admin is, like, a secret agent who asked Putin for advice on how to run the server. yeah, you heard me right. Putin himself gave us tips on how to make this place even more lit. so, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, come join us and see what other insane shenanigans we got going on. trust me, you won’t regret it. #PutinApproved #UnicornsPoopingRainbows

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 352 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Allergy-Free Food Realization Land

    Allergy-Free Food Realization Land
    join dis server if u want to experience da most epic minecraft adventure of ur life!!! u know how u always wanted to fly on a pig while shooting lasers out of ur eyes? well on dis server, dat dream can become a reality!!!

    we have a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who will trade u rare items for just a few seeds!!! and don’t even get me started on our epic pvp battles where u can ride on the back of a giant spider and shoot flaming arrows at ur enemies!!!

    oh, and did i mention we have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds??? all u have to do is solve a riddle written in ancient hieroglyphics to find it!!!

    so come join us on dis server and let’s create some epic minecraft memories together!!! who knows, maybe u’ll even discover a new food allergy while ur at it!!!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 42
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Mines Excavated: 4994
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • No Idea Where I Am Legacy: A Semi-Anarchy Server with No Coordinates, Elytra, or Resets! v1.21

    No Idea Where I Am Legacy: A Semi-Anarchy Server with No Coordinates, Elytra, or Resets! v1.21

    Minecraft Server: NoCoords Legacy

    IP Address nclegacy.net
    Discord Join Discord here

    NoCoords Legacy is a semi-vanilla, semi-anarchy Minecraft server with minor adjustments to vanilla in order to improve game balance.

    Adjustments include:

    • Coordinates are disabled.
    • Elytra are disabled.
    • End crystals and bed explosions do no damage.
    • Phantom spawning is disabled.
    • Nether roof void damage is enabled.

    Rules are minimal and there to ensure that the game remains fun and safe for all players.

    Basic Rules:

    • No Cheating
    • No Exploiting
    • No Bigotry
    • No Doxxing/Harassment

    More clarifications on the rules are available at the server spawn.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I use coordinates on this server? No, coordinates are disabled on NoCoords Legacy to add a challenge to gameplay.
    Are elytra allowed? No, elytra are disabled on this server.
    What happens if I break an end crystal or explode a bed? Don’t worry, they do no damage to players or structures on this server.
    Can I spawn phantoms by not sleeping? Phantom spawning is disabled on NoCoords Legacy.
    Is nether roof void damage enabled? Yes, on this server nether roof void damage is enabled.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Blocky Beats Minecraft Server

    Blocky Beats Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old music? Look no further, because our server has the most epic tunes that will make you feel like you’re in a rave party with creepers and zombies! Our music is so lit, even Notch himself would be jealous.

    Join our server and experience the magical world of blocky beats and pixelated jams. Our music will make you want to dance like a villager on a Sunday morning. Plus, rumor has it that listening to our music will give you superpowers in the game. You’ll be able to mine diamonds with your eyes closed and build a castle in seconds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and groove your way to victory! Just be warned, once you hear our music, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a siren’s song, but instead of crashing your ship, it’ll just make you build even cooler stuff in Minecraft.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Animals Bred: 16
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Libtards In Minecraft SMP

    Libtards In Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of dealing with boring old servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players over who gets the last piece of cake in the communal chest.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most outrageous builds you’ll ever see. From a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses to a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, our players’ creativity knows no bounds.

    And if you’re looking for some spicy drama, look no further than our chat. You’ll never know what kind of wild conspiracy theories or heated debates about the best way to build a house you’ll stumble upon.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1410
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • CousinCraft Minecraft Server

    CousinCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any slacking like Karly! Looking for a place to escape the drama and demands of entitled cousins? Look no further!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of tackling challenges on your own, just like you should in college. No on-demand tutors here, just good old-fashioned hard work and determination.

    Don’t worry, we won’t send you pictures of homework and demand answers in two hours. We believe in independence and self-reliance, just like a true Minecraft warrior.

    So if you’re tired of entitled cousins and their ridiculous demands, join our server and show Karly that you can handle anything thrown your way, without needing constant hand-holding. Plus, we have virtual snacks! Join now and leave the drama behind.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Emeralds Found: 3875 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • NoBroKidsAllowedMC

    NoBroKidsAllowedMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life family drama and build your own virtual paradise!

    Join us for a chance to create your dream world without any pesky relatives crashing on your virtual couch. No need to worry about childproofing your pixelated palace or sharing your limited space with unexpected guests.

    Explore our server and let your creativity run wild as you build epic structures and embark on thrilling adventures. Leave the guilt-tripping and family drama behind as you immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your hard work.

    So come join us and leave the real world chaos behind – because in our Minecraft server, the only family drama you’ll encounter is trying to decide who gets the last diamond block!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 363 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 146 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • LonelyCraft SMP: Oops!

    LonelyCraft SMP: Oops!
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the most hilarious and outrageous moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft.

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Or maybe you’re out exploring and you come across a village where all the villagers have formed a synchronized swimming team in a pond. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “Build Battle: Extreme Edition” where players have to build the craziest and most outrageous structures they can think of. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a group of chickens performing a Shakespearean play or participate in a llama race where the finish line is guarded by a giant zombie in a tutu? Don’t miss out on the madness – join us today and let the hilarity ensue!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Potions Brewed: 200 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CrazyCraftMC

    CrazyCraftMC
    Have you ever seen a llama riding a pig through a crowded city street? Well, that’s just a normal Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for non-stop hilarity and chaos as we embark on epic quests, build ridiculous structures, and battle it out in epic PvP battles. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server – the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 3935
    Falling into the Void: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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