so, like, imagine a minecraft server where everything is so wacky and wild, it’s like it was created by a bunch of AI robots on acid. like, the buildings are all wonky and the animals wear top hats and monocles.

you gotta join this server if you wanna experience the most epic rollercoaster ride of your life. one time, a player built a giant toilet that actually flushed and sent you to a secret underground disco party. it was lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, every day there’s a new treasure hunt where you gotta follow clues that lead you to a chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let your inner weirdo run free on this totally bonkers minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
Enchantments Applied: 234 Dark Rituals Completed: 2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • LonelyCraft SMP: Oops!

    LonelyCraft SMP: Oops!
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the most hilarious and outrageous moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft.

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Or maybe you’re out exploring and you come across a village where all the villagers have formed a synchronized swimming team in a pond. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “Build Battle: Extreme Edition” where players have to build the craziest and most outrageous structures they can think of. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a group of chickens performing a Shakespearean play or participate in a llama race where the finish line is guarded by a giant zombie in a tutu? Don’t miss out on the madness – join us today and let the hilarity ensue!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Farms Harvested: 521
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Mines Excavated: 1138 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 49 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • CrazyCraftMC

    CrazyCraftMC
    Have you ever seen a llama riding a pig through a crowded city street? Well, that’s just a normal Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for non-stop hilarity and chaos as we embark on epic quests, build ridiculous structures, and battle it out in epic PvP battles. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server – the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • MartianCraft: Space BuildDub Scientists

    MartianCraft: Space BuildDub Scientists
    Yo, have you ever wanted to build in SPACE? Well, guess what, our server has MARTIAN SAND that you can use to build your own intergalactic creations!

    Our Dublin scientists have discovered this insane material that allows you to construct epic space bases and alien landscapes. Imagine flying through the galaxy on your own custom-built spaceship made entirely out of MARTIAN SAND.

    Join our server now and let your imagination run wild in the vastness of outer space. Who needs boring old earth when you can build on Mars with our one-of-a-kind resource? Don’t miss out on this out-of-this-world opportunity!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Buildings Constructed: 29
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Towns Built: 7 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 25

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • The Eternal SMP: Where Vanilla isn’t just for ice cream! Join now – must be old enough to count to 16!

    The Eternal SMP: Where Vanilla isn’t just for ice cream! Join now – must be old enough to count to 16!
    Server Name Perennial SMP
    Age Requirement 16+
    Server Type LGBTQ+ friendly
    Season Second season (started on August 20th)
    Features
    • Dynmap
    • Graves
    • Marriage Master plugin
    • Vanilla-tweaks
    • Blaze and Caves Advancements (1,000+ new advancements)
    Map Reset Every 4 seasons
    Additional Info
    • New section of the map each season
    • Emphasis on large projects and megabases
    • Includes lore

    FAQ

    1. How do I join the Perennial SMP server?

    You can join us HERE through our Discord server.

    2. What are the age requirements for the server?

    Players must be 16 years or older to join Perennial SMP.

    3. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

    Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly.

    4. How often does the map reset?

    The map resets every 4 seasons on the Perennial SMP server.

    5. What special features does the server offer?

    Some of the special features on the server include Dynmap, Graves, Marriage Master plugin, Vanilla-tweaks, and Blaze and Caves Advancements with over 1,000 new advancements.

    6. Are there any restrictions on building projects?

    There are no restrictions on building projects; in fact, players are encouraged to work on large projects and megabases.

    7. Is there any lore associated with the server?

    Yes, Perennial SMP includes lore which can be found on their upcoming website or requested from a moderator.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 21

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Trump Tower Minecraft Server

    Trump Tower Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re building the greatest wall in the world? Join our server where you can team up with President Donald J. Trump himself to create the most tremendous structures you’ve ever seen!

    Build a wall so big, even the creepers will pay for it! With exclusive appearances from President Trump at virtual rallies and town halls, you’ll feel like you’re right in the action, making Minecraft great again!

    Join now and make your Minecraft world great again, again! Build, create, and MAGA to your heart’s content on our server. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this historic Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 36 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • 8 6 8 0 6 3 6 1 – Minecraft SMP

    8 6 8 0 6 3 6 1 – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where we give and receive advice on vtubing! That’s right, forget about diamonds and creepers, it’s all about becoming the next big vtuber sensation!

    Not sure if you should stream on Twitch or YouTube? Don’t worry, our community of virtual YouTubers will help you make the right decision. And if you’re wondering if there’s an audience for something crazy like juggling while riding a llama, we’ll give you the honest answer (spoiler alert: there probably is).

    But that’s not all! We also have open auditions for virtual idol companies like Hololive, Niji, and Brave. Who knows, you could be the next big virtual superstar! So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and let’s make some virtual magic happen!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 48
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • DadCraft Minecraft Server

    DadCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us and leave all your family issues behind, just like this player left their toxic dad on the curb. Build your own empire from scratch, just like this player built their life from their own hard-earned money. Who needs a toxic parent when you can have a blocky paradise to call your own? Join now and leave the drama at the door – unless it’s in-game drama, because that’s always fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Towns Built: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • AllergicCraft

    AllergicCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about pesky service dogs triggering your allergies? Look no further! Our server is 100% dog-free, so you can game in peace without the fear of sneezing your way to defeat.

    Join us and enjoy a dog-free environment where you can build to your heart’s content without the fear of a furry friend ruining your day. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of allergies, so you’ll feel right at home.

    Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into letting a service dog into your virtual world. Your health and comfort come first, and we’ve got your back. So come on over and game with us, where the only thing you’ll be allergic to is losing!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Alien Abductions: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • BlockyBanter

    BlockyBanter
    Are you tired of awkwardly standing around in silence when you see that one player on the server who you never really talk to? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a special “Awkward Icebreaker” feature that automatically generates hilarious conversation starters for you! From asking about their favorite type of block to discussing the latest creeper gossip, you’ll never run out of things to say to that player you’ve been avoiding. Join now and watch those awkward silences turn into epic banter sessions!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 24 Magic Crystals Found: 19
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 279 Dragon Scales Harvested: 126
    Mythical Quests Completed: 42 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Minecraftistan: Fight for Blocks & Laughs

    Minecraftistan: Fight for Blocks & Laughs
    come join our epic minecraft server where u can fight islamist militants like a boss! we have 6 soldiers ready to take them down but we need ur help! join now and show those baddies who’s boss in the virtual world! plus, we have epic loot and crazy adventures waiting for u! don’t miss out on the action, join now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Villages Defended: 11
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 44

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • 90s Kids vs 1800s Grannies

    90s Kids vs 1800s Grannies
    YO, U WANNA JOIN DIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT CREEPERS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DAB ON U WHEN THEY KILL U.

    ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U MIGHT ACTUALLY TRAVEL BACK IN TIME AND MEET SOMEONE BORN IN THE 1800S? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT. WE GOT A TIME MACHINE BUILT RIGHT INTO THE SPAWN POINT.

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE. OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE LITERALLY MADE OF CANDY. YEAH, CANDY. U CAN MINE IT AND EAT IT AND IT GIVES U SUPERPOWERS.

    SO, IF U WANNA HAVE A WILD AND WACKY TIME IN MINECRAFT, JOIN DIS SERVER NOW. WHO KNOWS, U MIGHT EVEN FIND A UNICORN RIDING A PIG. YEEHAW! 🦄🐷🎉

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • TopiaCube – Anarchy and RPG server Minecraft

    TopiaCube – Anarchy and RPG server Minecraft

    Greetings, Minecrafter

    Welcome to TopiaCube – a unique Minecraft server that combines Anarchy and RPG/MSO modes!

    Are you looking for a Great Minecraft Server with Anarchy or a unique RPG mode?

    Don’t Miss All the ⚔️ Anarchic Mess ⚔️

    Create, destroy and survive in a world of complete freedom.

    How to log into the server:

    From PC/laptop:

    Name: TopiaCube (or any other)

    Address: mr.topiacube.org

    From phones/tablets (bedrock):

    Address: be.topiacube.org

    Port: 19132

    Minecraft Version:

    Anarchy: 1.16 – 1.21.x

    RPG: 1.12 – 1.21.x

    ✅ Telegram channel: https://t.me/topiacube

    ✅ Chat: https://t.me/topiacube_chat

    ✅ Project website: https://topiacube.org/

    ✅ Our discord: https://discord.gg/topiacube

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Ores Mined: 8134
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Star Shards Collected: 163

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • The Confusing SMP server: Vanilla… semi? Oh look! Version 1.21.1!

    The Confusing SMP server: Vanilla… semi? Oh look! Version 1.21.1!
    Server IP simplesmp.org
    Discord https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

    Overview:

    Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey. Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity and is powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance. Explore a vast and unexplored world with no world border, land claiming, or pay-to-win features. Simple SMP has been running for over eight years and remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Are there any strict rules on the server? No, we believe in giving players the freedom to play the game how they want without unnecessary restrictions.
    How long has Simple SMP been running? The server has been active for over eight years, making it one of the longest-standing Minecraft servers.
    Is there a world border in Simple SMP? No, there is no world border, allowing players to explore an endless world.
    Are there any pay-to-win features on the server? No, everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive on Simple SMP without any pay-to-win mechanics.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Potions Brewed: 113
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 18
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Block Brawl – Minecraft Server

    Block Brawl – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing creepers appears out of nowhere, challenging you to a dance-off for the loot. Or how about a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Pickaxe, rumored to grant wishes to whoever wields it?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter, like the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat and monocle, or the Zombie Villager who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49
    New Chunks Explored: 43888 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Dragon Scales Harvested: 139
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Epic Shields Constructed: 17

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Ugliest Character in Gaming Minecraft SMP

    Ugliest Character in Gaming Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic-looking characters? Well, look no further because our server is home to the ugliest character in gaming! This guy is so hideous, even the Endermen run away in fear.

    Join our SMP if you want to witness the hilarity of this monstrosity roaming around, scaring off creepers with its face alone. Rumor has it that this character was created by a mad scientist who accidentally spilled a potion of ugliness on a normal player. Now, they’re stuck looking like a walking nightmare for eternity.

    But don’t worry, this server isn’t just about ugly characters. We have epic builds, crazy events, and a community that’s as weird and wonderful as our resident eyesore. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos. Who knows, you might even become friends with the ugliest character in gaming!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Elemental Crystals Collected: 86
    Chimeras Created: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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