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Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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