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Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 3
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 0
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 5799

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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