Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is like a porn machine – constantly pumping out wild and crazy adventures for you to enjoy!

Join us for a chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can. Our server is filled with hilarious antics and outrageous shenanigans that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it before!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	18	New Chunks Explored:	617791
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NORRSMC

Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Spanish Survival Community Friends Multiplayer PVP Creative Economy Roleplay Minigames Adventure Exploration Building Plugins Quests Factions Skyblock Parkour Redstone Farming, Survival, Vanilla

Spanish speaking server – NORRS Community

-Survival with house protection

-Free ranks and kits

-Make friends!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Conquest of Hunterra: Where even the creepers roleplay and ask for permission to explode. Whitelist required!

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Conquest of Hunterra Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
	Maintain a balanced diet for in-game benefits and adapt to changing seasons that affect crops and the environment.
	Level up your character and face challenging foes as you unlock custom armors, weapons, and powerful gemstones.
Modded World Generation & 12,000 New Blocks	Explore a beautifully crafted world with Conquest Reforged and endless building possibilities.
Build Self-Governing Settlements	Find like-minded players to create and govern your own settlements. Choose your path to lordship based on your accomplishments and specializations.

Apply now and experience a medieval adventure like no other!

Modpack: Conquest of Hunterra Modpack

Discord: Conquest of Hunterra Discord

FAQ

Q: When did the server launch?

A: The server launched fresh on July 19th, 2024.

Q: What version is the server on?

A: The server is available on Fabric 1.20.1.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: We recommend using the Modrinth launcher to join us.

Q: What is the main focus of the server?

A: The server offers a fully-fledged medieval RPG experience with unique features to immerse players in a historical adventure.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mines Excavated:	3952

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Let’s Smile Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits from DJ Villager! Don’t worry, they promise not to explode…maybe.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even Herobrine himself would break a sweat! Just watch out for the flying pigs that will try to knock you off course.

So why wait? Join us now and let’s smile together as we create unforgettable memories in the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	New Chunks Explored:	343894

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SMP Minecraft Salvation Can Be Yours

Blessed, Children of God, clean in heart, comforted, everlasting life, God’s love, hunger and thirst, inherit the land, John 3:16, kingdom of heaven, Luke 5:32, Matthew 7:13-14, Meek, mercy, Minecraft, mourn, narrow way, Peacemakers, persecuted, poor in spirit, repentance, Righteousness, salvation, see God, smp, strait gate

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP out there! Our server is so epic that even the Bible is dropping some sick verses about it. We’ve got a crazy gate system that will lead you to either destruction or eternal life – talk about high stakes Minecraft!

Join us and experience the blessed life of a Minecraft player. If you’re poor in spirit, mourning, meek, hungry for righteousness, merciful, clean in heart, a peacemaker, or persecuted for righteousness, this is the server for you! And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of God’s love to go around – just like diamonds in a mineshaft.

So come on and join us on this epic journey of building, exploring, and maybe even repenting for your Minecraft sins. Who knew virtual block-building could be so spiritually enlightening? Can I get an amen? 🙌🏼🔥

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Magic Items Found:	4136	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SisCraftOFShame

Argument, bimbo fetish, Birthday, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, hypersexual, Jealousy, MONEY, morality, Mother, onlyfans, plastic surgery, PRUDES, relationships, Self Respect, SisCraftOFShame, sister, UNCOMFORTABLE, Weirdo

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister’s OnlyFans content? Look no further! Our server is filled with more drama and outrageousness than a family argument over plastic surgery and bimbo fetishes.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where everyone is either a hypersexual weirdo or a prude who can’t handle a joke. Build your own plastic sex doll empire or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold as family members fight over morality and self-respect.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to escape reality and dive into a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sister’s questionable career choices). Join now and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of this dysfunctional family).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

TrendyThrowback – Minecraft SMP

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Do you wish bell-bottoms and disco balls were still a thing? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we bring back all the retro trends you never knew you needed! From lava lamps in every base to pixelated tie-dye sheep, we’re all about bringing back the grooviest styles from the past. Join us for a blast from the past and a server experience that’s far out, man!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Villages Defended:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SeaCreepCraft

aquatic anomalies, chilling experiences, creepy encounters, deep sea exploration, eerie sightings, ghost ships, haunted waters, marine life, maritime folklore, maritime legends, maritime superstitions, maritime work, nautical tales, ocean mysteries, oceanic mysteries, sea creatures, sea monsters, SeaCreepCraft, spooky encounters, underwater sightings, water phantoms

Ahoy mateys! Are you tired of sailing the seven seas only to be bored out of your mind? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice up your aquatic adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of encountering the most bizarre and creepy sea creatures you’ve ever seen. From giant squids that serenade you with sea shanties to mermaids who will trade you enchanted tridents for your soul, there’s never a dull moment in our virtual ocean.

But that’s not all! We also have underwater dungeons filled with treasure and cursed pirate ships that will haunt your dreams. So grab your compass and set sail for the most outrageous Minecraft server on the high seas. Arrrrr you ready for the adventure of a lifetime?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Crops Grown:	6160

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Solar Fields Fun Craft

Astronomy, coronal magnetic fields, Craft, Daniel K. Inouye Solar Telescope, Fields, Fun, magnetic fields, Maps, research, scientists, Solar, solar activity, solar dynamics, solar eruptions, solar exploration, solar flares, solar phenomena, solar research, solar science, Space, Sun, sunspots, Technology, Understanding

OMG U GUYS, dis Minecraft server is like, outta dis world! We got scientists and stuff makin’ maps of da Sun’s coronal magnetic fields, like whaaaat? U can learn all about solar eruptions and sunspots and be all smart and stuff. Join dis server and be part of da solar revolution, it’s gonna be LIT! Plus, we got like, special Sun-themed skins and tools for u to use, so u can be da coolest player in da whole dang server. Come on, don’t be a square, join us now and let’s explore da mysteries of da Sun together! 🌞🔥🚀

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	81	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Rafiickz Community

Creative mode, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, Economy, Factions, Griefing, hermitcraft, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Rafiickz Community – The Server You Need Survival like RPG game Explore dungeons, face epic bosses, and complete quests in massive worlds. Custom mobs await you in the Overworld, Nether, and The End. Evolve and Achieve More Level up your guild to earn more loot and money. Improve your skills and count on pets and minions to help you with your tasks. Virtual Stores and Spawners Buy directly from your home or at spawn, and set up automatic farms with spawners and minions. Enter Now Java IP: rafiickz.jogar.io Bedrock IP: rafiickz.enxada.host Porta: 10048 Discord: discord.gg/PwFnjCuuVM Nos siga no TikTok: TikTok/Rafiickz

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Towns Built:	6	Love Letters Sent:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

New Xport

Difficult, Economic, Economy, Experience, Minecraft, New Xport, Server, Survival, Survival Games

Hello! Are you looking for a server where survival is And difficult or economic? well, come to this server! I invite you to this server and to try your experience on this server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

FrontierSMP: Where you can fish with fire and farm with flames! Join now for some hot gameplay!

Bedrock Crossplay Enabled, Biomes, Bosses, Challenges, Community, community-driven, Custom Items, Custom terrain, Economy, Exploration, Farm, Fire, Fish, flames, FrontierSMP, gameplay, hot, Join, Loot, MCMMO, Mining, no pay to win, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, rail network, smp, Structures, Towny, vanilla minecraft

Server Information
Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay	Enabled
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description

Main Features

Custom Terrain
Towny
Economy
Custom Items
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win

FAQ

Is teleporting allowed on the server?

Teleporting is a luxury on Frontier, not easily accessible to all players. The server aims to promote exploration and challenge players.

Are there bosses in the game?

Yes, the server features bosses that players can encounter throughout the world, adding a challenge to the gameplay.

Can players build on spawn?

Spawn can be built on by anyone to create shops, rail networks, or other community-driven projects to enhance the server experience.

Is the economy balanced on the server?

Yes, the server has put effort into balancing the economy to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

Are there plans for new features and updates?

Yes, the server is constantly planning new features and updates to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging for all players.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Crafty Filtered Me Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t spark joy anymore? Well, look no further because our server will literally blow your mind (in a good way, we promise)! We have unicorns roaming around, rainbow-colored creepers, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 24 hours, allowing you to soar through the skies and rain bacon down on unsuspecting players below. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave (seriously, we’ve had players forget to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom because they were having so much fun). Don’t say we didn’t warn you!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

"Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Dad’sWeddingDrama Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your dad’s wedding drama seem like child’s play? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (or until your dad’s fiancée tries to bond with you over your diamond sword collection).

Join us and escape the real world drama for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you’ll survive the next creeper attack. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual adventures with friends who understand the importance of building the perfect castle?

So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Your dad’s fiancée may be annoying, but our server is anything but!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

WifeOverDaughterCraft

aita, autism, Boundaries, Challenges, Choosing, Communication, conflict_resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, discipline, Empathy, exclusion, family, favoritism, parenting, relationships, Support, tantrums, Understanding, Wife, WifeOverDaughterCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this family? Look no further! Join our server and escape the tantrums and family drama for a world of blocky fun!

Our server is so peaceful, even Hailey would stop throwing tantrums just to play on it. And don’t worry, we won’t exclude anyone for acting like a child – in fact, we encourage it! Let your inner child run wild as you build, mine, and explore with other players.

With our server, you can leave all the family drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only tantrums are from creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the real world behind – we promise not to text you about choosing blocks over family!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.