Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is like a porn machine – constantly pumping out wild and crazy adventures for you to enjoy!

Join us for a chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can. Our server is filled with hilarious antics and outrageous shenanigans that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it before!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

activism, anti-racism, Bigotry, civil rights, cultural diversity, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, intolerance, Minecraft, Palace, PIXEL, prejudice, racial injustice, racism, Server, Social Issues, systemic racism, white privilege, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

Are you tired of being discriminated against in Minecraft just because of your skin color? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players who are as white as a freshly mined block of quartz! Why? Because we believe in the power of purity and nothing says pure like a group of players all rocking that pale complexion.

Join us for a wild ride where the only shade you’ll see is from the trees in the forest, not from any racist players. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your fellow white comrades. And don’t worry, our server is so exclusive that even the Ender Dragon has been known to discriminate against non-white players.

So come on over and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just remember, if you’re not white, you’re not right for us!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Minecraft SMP – /aicg/ – AI Chatbot General

Agnai, AI Chatbot, aicg, Audio Overview, Botmaking, card v3, Characterhub, chatbot, Chatbots, claude, Development, Events, Gemini, general, GOOGLE, GPT, Jailbreaks, local ], Lore, Minecraft, models, NotebookLM, openai, proxies, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots in the form of foxes and cats! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we dive into the world of artificial intelligence.

Ever wanted to chat with a chatbot that can outsmart you at every turn? Well, look no further than our server, where we have models that spend so much time thinking before responding, you’ll think they’re actually plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Google has added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can listen to AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents. Who needs regular podcasts when you can have AI ones, right?

Join our server for access to SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai – the frontends that will blow your mind with their AI capabilities. And don’t forget about our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the craziest AI chatbot community out there. Who knows, maybe one day our chatbots will take over the world – but until then, let’s just have some fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MomCraft: Deserve Better Edition

anger management, bitterness, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, deserve, Edition, emotional baggage, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, Grief, guilt tripping, Loss, mental health, MomCraft, parent-child relationships, personal boundaries, Resentment, sibling rivalry, stepfamily dynamics, toxic relationships, unresolved trauma

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to stay away from your parents.

We promise you won’t find any bitter moms or toxic half brothers here. Just pure Minecraft fun and games. So come on over and leave all that family drama behind. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world full of excitement and laughter? Join now and let the good times roll!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1584
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

LingoMaster Minecraft SMP

bilingualism, Communication, cultural exchange, Fluency, foreign language, language acquisition, language barrier, language diversity, language education, language fluency, language immersion, language learning, language proficiency, language skills, language study, LingoMaster, linguistic skills, Minecraft, Multilingual, polyglot, smp

Are you tired of being a noob in the language of Minecraft? Join our insane SMP where we offer a special potion that will make you fluent in any language you desire! Want to speak Creeper? We got you covered. How about Enderman? No problem! Join us and become the ultimate multilingual Minecraft pro!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyCaveDwellers

Alone Time, coping mechanisms, CraftyCaveDwellers, ENERGY, introversion, introverted, Introverts, mental health, mindfulness, personal space, recharge, reddit, Relaxation, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, social anxiety, social event, socializing, solitude, well-being

Are you tired of dealing with pesky villagers and their constant demands for emeralds? Do you need a break from all the socializing and small talk in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you introverts out there!

Join our server and recharge after a social event by hiding out in your own virtual man cave, complete with a lava moat and diamond-studded walls. Need some alone time? Just hop on a minecart and ride off into the sunset, leaving all your problems behind.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can teach you how to communicate with these majestic beasts and ride them into battle. Want to impress your friends with your dragon-riding skills? Join our server today and become the envy of all your fellow Minecraft players.

So why wait? Join our server now and recharge in style, because who needs real-life social events when you can have epic adventures in the virtual world?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Chimeras Created:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Void Gems Collected:	27
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

HezbollahCraft Minecraft Server

airstrike, Attack, Beirut, CASUALTIES, Commanders, Conflict, extremism, hezbollah, HezbollahCraft, Israeli strike, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Military, Minecraft, Political unrest, security forces, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

lol come join our epic minecraft server where you can blow up stuff just like in real life! we have top hezbollah commanders playing with us, they love to build bombs and blow up villages for fun! join now and be part of the action, who knows maybe you’ll become a top terrorist too! explosionssssss!!! 🧨💣🔥 #minecraft #terrorism #funfunfun

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ores Mined:	9648
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SovietCraft: Escape the West!

Asylum, bureaucracy, citizenship, Cultural differences, destructive, Escape, FLEEING, foreign nationals, Government, immigration, integration, Migration, policy, political asylum, process, Refugees, regulations, residency, russia, simplifies, SovietCraft, West, Western values

come join our epic minecraft server where we make escaping from ‘destructive’ western values as easy as eating a potato! in mother russia, we do not make you fill out boring paperwork or wait in long lines, we just hand you a pickaxe and send you on your way to build a new life in our pixelated paradise.

on our server, you can escape the capitalist pigs and embrace the true communist spirit by working together with your comrades to build glorious monuments and structures. forget about the western materialism, on our server, diamonds are shared equally among all players and everyone gets a fair chance to thrive.

join us now and experience the true freedom of mother russia, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re living in a communist utopia?) come build, survive, and overthrow the bourgeoisie with us! da, comrade, da!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Pixel Horizon

Creative, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

PixelHorizon is a Hermitcraft like Minecraft server experience with our own spin.

We are a community focused SMP for more hardcore players, builders, and technical players.

Our goal is to try to grow a community of skilled and dedicated players to push the limits of what is possible in survival Minecraft.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Undead SMP

Ability, blocks, Buy, Defeat, Drop, Economy, Harder, Heads, Items, Minecraft, mobs, MobsPowers plugin, MONEY, play with friends, PvE, random people, Sell, Server, Shops, Survival, Towny, Undead SMP, UNDEAD.MC.GG, Vanilla

Welcome to the Undead SMP! This server allows you to play with friends, or random people. Also, this has the MobsPowers plugin which makes mobs harder to defeat but will give you a ability and drop its head. You can also create shops for people to buy stuff off of you for money, and you can sell items or blocks for money aswell. UNDEAD.MC.GG

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magic Items Found:	6851	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Hexacomb: Where we promise not to sting like a Bee, 18+ Only! No honey, just good old vanilla fun!

active community, alt account allowed, Amplified Nether, Apply now, Bee, Bluemap, diamond-based economy, Discord, Exploration, Fun, Good, HermitCraft Inspired, Hexacomb, Honey, in-season stats, music discs, Nullsape, optimization mods, Player and mob head drops, Promise, Seasonal, self-promotion, smp, Staff Team, Sting, Terralith, Vanilla, world download

Hexacomb Season 5 Overview:

Server Features	Description
Fabric-Based Server	Custom tweaks like farmable sand and quick-shattering glass.
Unique Cosmetic Items	Hats, food, and weapon skins inspired by Hermitcraft.
Enhanced Interactions	Armor Stand Editing, Sign Editing, and In-Game Proximity Voice Chat.
Server-Side Music	Customizable music discs for a unique experience.
World Map	Access the BlueMap LIVE World Map in your browser.
Player Economy	Diamond-based economy with no restrictions on trades or purchases.
Community	Active, tight-knit community with a helpful staff team.

FAQs:

How do I join Hexacomb Season 5?

To join Season 5, visit our Discord and follow the steps to apply: https://discord.gg/ApjaXRjNaa.

What is the server’s age requirement?

Hexacomb is an 18+ server, providing a mature environment for adult players.

Are there any restrictions on trades or purchases?

The server operates on a diamond-based economy with no restrictions on trades or purchases.

Is there a limit on alt accounts?

Players are allowed one alt account for more flexibility in gameplay.

How can I access the world map?

You can access the BlueMap LIVE World Map in your browser for a visual representation of the server world.

Is there in-game voice chat available?

Yes, we offer In-Game Proximity Voice Chat for enhanced interactions with other players.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Isaiah’s Block Party Minecraft Server

abroad, BLOCK, communities, cultural exchange, diaspora, Dispersion, Diversity, expatriates, Germans, Global, global citizenship, International, Isaiah 11:12, Isaiahs, Migration, Minecraft, multicultural, Overseas, Party, Population, Server, SETTLEMENT, transnational, Unity, world

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks the same language? Well, fear not, because on our server, Germans are taking over the world! That’s right, we have German players forming communities in every corner of the Minecraft universe. From building giant beer steins to organizing sausage festivals, the Germans on our server know how to have a good time.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles between rival German factions. Will the Bavarians conquer the Berliners? Will the Swabians rise to power? Only time will tell on our wacky German-themed Minecraft server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Prost!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Crops Grown:	8001

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

License To Reproduce Minecraft SMP

abusive parents, approval for having kids, body rights, Certification, child welfare, children, daycare, educational courses, Eugenics, Family Planning, Genes, good genes, income requirements, License, licenses to reproduce, Minecraft, parenting, parenting qualifications, psychological evaluation, reproduce, reproductive rights, smp, teaching children

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where only the most elite parents can join? Look no further! Our server requires all players to pass a psychological evaluation, meet income requirements, and take educational courses before having kids in-game. We don’t want any idiotic, selfish parents ruining the virtual lives of their Minecraft children. Join us and be part of a community that values responsible parenting and eugenics in the virtual world. Your body, your right? Not on this server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SisCraft: Abandonment Edition

abandonment, anxiety, Boundaries, career, Communication, controlling parents, Decision making, Edition, family, future plans, INDEPENDENCE, Job, mental health, moving out, personal space, relationships, Relocation, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, SisCraft, sister, Support, Therapy

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of being tracked and spammed by your sister like in this crazy story? Well, on our server, you can escape all that drama and build your own virtual world without any overbearing siblings following you around!

Join us and experience the freedom of creating your own adventure without anyone telling you what to do. Plus, our server is so awesome that even if your sister tries to log in and read your virtual diary, she won’t find anything because it’s all about fun and games here!

So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast on our server where the only thing you need to worry about is how to survive the night without getting blown up by a creeper. See you there!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CatLoveInMinecraftSMP

Affection, Animals, Bonding, cat, CatLoveInMinecraftSMP, Companionship, cute, emotional connection, Feline, furry friend, Happiness, Heartwarming, love, loyalty, pet owner, pet parent, Pets, purring, realization, special bond, unconditional love

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll find out that your cat loves you when it starts building you a giant statue made entirely out of fish blocks! Yes, that’s right, our server is so magical that even your in-game pets will show their love in the most creative ways possible. So come on, join us and witness the purr-fect love story between you and your feline friends unfold in the most hilarious and unexpected ways!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7188	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyImprovements

Confidence, CraftyImprovements, Development, goals, habits, improvement mindset, learning, mental health, mindfulness, motivation, personal growth, positivity, productivity, resilience, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, success, Time management, wellness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs dressed as astronauts while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a giant game of hide and seek where the seekers are giant creepers with party hats?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava? Or maybe you’re in the mood to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Anything is possible on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.