Pixel Puns Minecraft Server

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, LLAMAS!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move.

3. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorn mounts you’ll ever find in Minecraft. Ride into battle on a rainbow-maned unicorn and strike fear into your enemies.

4. We hold weekly “Build Battles” where players compete to create the most outrageous and ridiculous structures. From giant toilets to floating castles made of cheese, there’s no limit to the creativity on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Depressed & Suicidal Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in a first world country with all its first world problems? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which block to build with next!

On our server, you can build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep, or even create a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…probably).

Say goodbye to your first world blues and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Minecraft SMP: Mall Smell Connoisseur

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing weirder than our players is the smell of the mall that no one else can smell! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire while also questioning your own sanity.

Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you on your toes, from the player who insists they can communicate with creepers to the one who swears they saw Herobrine lurking in the shadows.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of normal players who just want to build cool stuff and have a good time. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness of our mall-smelling Minecraft world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyFails

Character development, CraftyFails, Experience, facing obstacles, Failure, growth mindset., hard lessons, learning, life experiences, life lessons, Life skills, MISTAKES, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, tough love, trial and error, wisdom

Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking it would fly like a magical bacon-powered unicorn? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, on our server, we have a special Piggy Pilot program where pigs actually sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic porky angels. Join us and learn the hard way that pigs CAN fly (sort of).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Dimension Hops:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Craftbox

Adventure, Anti-Cheat System, balanced gameplay, building, Community, Crafting, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, Economy, Exploration, Hardcore, hardcore mode, Mini Games, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Resource Gathering, role playing, Skills, Staff, Survival

Join CraftBox, a meticulously crafted BoxPvP server offering a balanced economy and a rewarding gameplay experience. Engage in thrilling combat, strategic mining, and resource gathering as you strive to dominate the server. Our robust anti-cheat system and dedicated staff ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	7396
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Zombie Dances:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MineSwift

admins, alliances, Bases, Biome, Challenges, Community, Cunning, Dungeons, enemies, Events, LifeSteal, Player Base, PvP, skill, strategy, Survival, Tournaments, ultimate survivor, Updates

Dive into the ultimate survival challenge with our Lifesteal SMP! In this high-stakes server, every hit counts—literally. Players can steal hearts from others, making PvP battles more intense than ever. Whether you’re forging alliances or battling enemies, the unique lifesteal mechanic adds a thrilling twist to survival gameplay. Explore vast biomes, conquer dangerous dungeons, and build epic bases while always keeping an eye on your hearts.

Join our tight-knit community where strategy, skill, and cunning are your keys to victory. With regular events, active admins, and a friendly player base, there’s never a dull moment on [Your Server Name]. Are you ready to outlast and outplay? Your survival journey starts here!

Features:

Lifesteal Mechanic: Gain hearts by defeating other players! Custom Events: Participate in unique challenges and tournaments. Active Community: Join a welcoming and engaged player base. Regular Updates: New content and improvements are added frequently. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate survivor!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Farms Harvested:	889
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

The Secret Veggie Patch: Not Just for Veggies! LGBTQ+ Friendly, For the Long Haul, No Sneaky White Beds

Beds, Biomes, Cities, community warps, Custom, Discord, Friendly, Friends, Haul, hibernating, Homes, Instructions, Join, LGBTQ, Link, Long, Minecraft, Mods, Patch, playercounts, Plugins, secret, Server, smp, sneaky, Support, Tpa, Veggie, veggies, verify, White, world boundary

Welcome to The Garden Minecraft Server!
This is a laid-back server that has been running smoothly for over 3 years with no map resets. It features carefully curated mods, custom mobs, items, biomes, and more. The server supports high player counts and has community-made cities.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Click on the link provided in the announcement above and follow the one-click verify instructions.
Are there any map resets?	No, the server has been running for over 3 years with no map resets.
Is there a world boundary?	Yes, there is a soft world boundary that is 30,000 blocks wide. The saved area is from X15,000 Z15,000 to X-15,000 Z-15,000. Venturing outside the boundary may result in occasional world resets.
What kind of mods are available on the server?	The server features carefully curated mods that automatically install when you join. These mods include custom mobs, items, biomes, and more.
Can I play alone or with others?	Yes, you can play by yourself or with others. The server supports high player counts for large groups, and there are community-made cities you can join or start your own.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Farms Harvested:	935	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Crafty Stars – Minecraft Server

ARMIS Schedule, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crafty, Crimzon Ruze, Eepy Thread, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Lazy Anons, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, Server, songs playlist, Stars, TEMPUS Schedule

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where Lazy Anons and Eepy Threads collide in a battle of epic proportions! Join us for a wild ride through the Tempus and Armis schedules, where you’ll encounter Regis Altare, the master of mining, Axel Syrios, the redstone wizard, and Gavis Bettel, the king of crafting.

But that’s not all! Meet Machina X Flayon, the builder extraordinaire, Banzoin Hakka, the PvP champion, and Josuiji Shinri, the enchanting enchanter. And let’s not forget about Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper, our alumnus legends who still roam the server, ready to challenge any newcomer.

On the Armis side, face off against Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving warrior, Goldbullet, the treasure hunter, Octavio, the mysterious magician, and Crimzon Ruze, the fiery fighter. With OP templates, a killer song playlist, and a Magmaboard to keep track of all the action, this server is the ultimate destination for Minecraft madness.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the chaos that awaits on this server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Enchantments Applied:	297	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	216	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

/WVD/ Minecraft SMP: Wizardry Variants Daphne General

Adventure, app store, Daphne, Drecom, dungeon crawler, Exploration, FANTASY, general, Google Play Store, japanese, Magic, Minecraft, mobile game, Monsters, Quests, role playing, RPG, smp, strategy, turn based, variants, Wizardry, Wizardry Variants, WVD

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride you instead of the other way around!

Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they dancing? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the talking chickens that give you quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of gold. Yes, you read that right. GOLD. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to boogie down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PixelPerfect SMP: Glow-up Goals

beauty standards, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image, body positivity, Confidence, cosmetic surgery, glowup, goals, Insecurities, personal growth, physical appearance, PixelPerfect, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-image, self-perception, smp, transformation

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest transformations! Our players have the ability to change their physical appearance in-game, from growing wings and flying like a majestic dragon to turning into a blocky superhero with super strength. Who needs plastic surgery when you can just join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft shape-shifter? Don’t miss out on the chance to become the most fabulous pixelated creature in the virtual world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyCreeper69

alone, available.., CraftyCreeper69, DATING, flying solo, lonely, looking for love, love life, Relationship Status, relationship status update, single, single and fabulous, single and happy, single and independent, single and loving it, single and ready to mingle, single and thriving, Solo, solo journey, Solo Life, unattached

Are you tired of being forever alone in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being single is a sign of pure awesomeness! Join us and mingle with other players who are also proudly flying solo in the dating world. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper army at your disposal?

Our server is the perfect place to find love… for blocks! Build your dream house, go on romantic adventures with your pet llama, and even attend virtual weddings (yes, we have those). Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

So, if you want to proudly proclaim your single status while having a blast in the pixelated universe, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your player two… or maybe just a really cool dungeon to raid.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Attack, border security, Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Netanyahu, peacekeeping mission, political tensions, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, Unifil, UNIFILCraft, united nations

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows at creepers. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

RenewableCraft: India200GW

#sustainability, BIOMASS, capacity, clean energy, climate change, energy generation, energy production, Energy Sector, Energy Transition, green energy, HYDRO, India, India200GW, milestone, power, renewable energy, renewable power, renewable sources, RenewableCraft, renewables, Solar, WIND

come join our epic minecraft server where the renewable energy capacity hits 200 GW milestone, that’s like, a LOT of power, dude. we got solar panels and wind turbines everywhere, it’s like playing in a futuristic eco-friendly world. plus, our players are so chill, they’re like the avatars of mother nature herself. join us and be part of the green revolution, man. let’s save the planet one block at a time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Villages Defended:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Iboga Dance Party Server

42 minute mark, Alternative Medicine, bed bound, Dance, dancing, healing, holistic health, Hope, Iboga, Inspirational, interview, Living a normal life, mental health, Microdosing, neurological disorders, parkinsons, Party, Recovery, Server, suicidal, transformation, Treatment, wellness

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

eusurvival

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, CreativeBuilding, Economy, Faction, Factions, Factionsmp, factionsplugin, Hungergames, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Survivalgames, Towny

EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

The Sandcastle

Archer, Capture Points, chokepoints, Crusader, DEFEND, Discord, Engineer, fighter, Kill Players, KitPvP, Medieval Mode, Minecraft, objective-based, organized sessions, PvP, Ranger, Server, team fortress 2, team-based, The Sandcastle, Vanilla

The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.