Pixel Pimps: Minecraft’s Hottest Escort Service in Tiny Town

ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, discrimination, disproportionately asian, disproportionately white, Diversity, Empire, ethnicities, film industry, indies, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, latina, marginalized communities, Media, minority groups, racial disparity, representation, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, zencraft

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9392
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Zombie Dances:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Void Gems Collected:	27	Star Shards Collected:	105
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1304
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Star Shards Collected:	122
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3520
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Enchantments Applied:	148	Towns Built:	3

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4007
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9804
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ores Mined:	1311
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5657
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	3235
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1605
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	6827
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3888
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Animals Bred:	48	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

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Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4893
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Divine Spears Created:	21	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2199
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Star Shards Collected:	291
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	798
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2998
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!

RegretCraft2030

#sustainability, conscious living., consumerism, digital age, Environment, fashion, fast fashion, Future, instant gratification, long-term consequences, materialism, mindfulness, modern trends, regret, RegretCraft2030, SELF AWARENESS, social media, societal values, society, Technology, throwaway culture

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7645
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Potions Brewed:	79	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of boring old trends that will make you cringe in a decade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the embarrassment of following the crowd! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you to a world where ridiculous trends are celebrated and embraced. From building giant statues of avocado toast to creating pixel art of TikTok dances, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait for regret to kick in when you can join us and have a blast right now? Trust us, in 10 years you’ll be thanking us for saving you from the embarrassment of following boring trends.

Frosty Kingdom 1.21.3

1.21.3, alive, arguments, bros, end of holidays, family, family arguments, family disagreements, family disputes, family dynamics, family gatherings, family politics, frosty, good to be alive, half year, holiday season, holidays, Kingdom, Over.., political debates, Politics

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4306
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Falling into the Void:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12

Yo, bros, guess what? The holidays are almost over, which means no more family arguments over politics for another half year! It’s like being reborn, but in Minecraft! Join our server and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Let’s build some crazy sh*t together and forget about all the nonsense. Life is too short for family drama, let’s mine and craft our way to happiness!

The Best Wrestler Minecraft SMP

aew, best wrestler, Minecraft, professional wrestling, smp, Sports Entertainment, wrestler, wrestling, wrestling career, wrestling champion, wrestling fan, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling legend, wrestling match, wrestling moves, wrestling performance, wrestling ring, wrestling skills, wrestling superstar, wrestling technique, wwe

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8325
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	6039

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can wrestle is a pig? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the best wrestler in all of Minecraft! He goes by the name of Diamond Slam and he’s taken down creepers, zombies, and even Ender Dragons with his signature move, the TNT Tombstone Piledriver!

Join our server and witness epic wrestling matches between players, where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground wrestling ring where players can battle it out for the title of Minecraft Champion. Will you be the one to dethrone Diamond Slam and take his place as the ultimate wrestler?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of Minecraft wrestling like never before. Just be sure to bring your A-game and maybe a diamond sword or two, because things are about to get rowdy!

Players:	91/800	Votes:	6904
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	221
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	390