Pixel Pimps: Minecraft’s Hottest Escort Service in Tiny Town

FamAvoiderCraft

AITAH, alcohol, anxiety, Boundaries, christmas, coping, Drunk, Dysfunction, FamAvoiderCraft, family, fear, Fights, holiday, mental health, Mother, Resentment, stress, TOXIC, tradition, wine, Yelling

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3867
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	154
Runes Activated:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of spending the holidays with your dysfunctional family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual Christmas extravaganza where the only thing getting thrown around are snowballs, not plates.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom criticizing your potato salad-making skills or getting into drunken fights with grandpa. We have a strict no-alcohol policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free holiday experience.

So ditch the real-life chaos and join us for a jolly good time on our Minecraft server. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow gamers? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to blocky bliss!

RedditMilitFailz SMP

bad decisions, career downfall, career failure, career sabotage, career termination, career-ending mistakes, court martial, discipline issues, dishonorable discharge, Military, military career, military misconduct, misconduct, poor judgment, Quickest Way, rapid downfall, reddit, RedditMilitFailz, ruin, smp, soldiers, unethical behavior

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4056
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Dimension Hops:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time this dude joined and he thought he was all cool and stuff, but then he accidentally blew up the whole base with TNT and everyone was like “bruh, what are you doing?!” And then he got banned and his Minecraft career was over just like that. Don’t be like that guy, join our server and have a blast blowing stuff up in a totally non-destructive way, I swear. It’s gonna be lit, fam! #minecraftfails #joinusbro

CraftyCreeperKickOut

adult relationships, ask to leave, Boundaries, casual dating, casual encounters, Communication, communication skills, CraftyCreeperKickOut, dating etiquette, Etiquette, gracious exit, hookup culture, Hookups, Manners, mature communication, one night stand, polite ways, relationships, Respect, Social Skills, tactful approach

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	315
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Are you tired of awkwardly kicking out your one-night stand the next morning? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for you! Join us and learn the most polite and hilarious ways to ask your virtual one-night stand to leave the next day. From building a giant sign that says “Time to go, buddy!” to creating a maze that leads straight to the exit, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to awkward goodbyes!

BombCraft2021

2015 nuclear deal, Bomb, BombCraft2021, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, IAEA chief, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, non-proliferation, nuclear agreement, nuclear capabilities, nuclear inspections, nuclear program, nuclear proliferation, Nuclear Threat, nuclear weapons, sanctions, security threats, united nations

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5754
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Runes Activated:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

come join this epic minecraft server where we have nukes and stuff just like iran but way cooler. iaea chief said our server is so lit, it’s like a bomb ready to explode with fun. forget about the old nuclear deal, join us and experience the ultimate explosion of awesomeness. we have crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and so much more. don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most explosive minecraft server ever!

AntennaCraft: Heart & Brain Signals

accurate measurements, antenna technology, AntennaCraft, biomedical engineering, Brain, brain signals, cellular communication, cellular interactions, electrical signals, health monitoring, Heart, heart signals, light scattering, low millivolts, medical advancements, mit, MIT research, physiological signals, Real-Time Monitoring, research technology, signal detection, Signals, wireless antennas, wireless technology

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3296
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Buildings Constructed:	35	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is like, SO LIT cuz it has tiny wireless antennas dat track ur heart and brain signals like WUT?!?!? u can literally see ur own cells interacting in REAL TIME, like whaaat??? join dis server if u wanna be a SCIENTIST in Minecraft and watch ur brain do its thang while u build ur epic castle or whatever. it’s like having x-ray vision but for ur BRAIN, like whoa dude, so cool. come join us and be a part of dis crazy cool world where u can be a mad scientist AND a master builder at the same time, like YASSSS QUEEN.

Apathy MC

Minecraft Gaming Adventure Community Builder Strategy Towny Multiplayer Creative Survival Pvp Faction Skyblock Economy Roleplay Minigames Modded Vanilla Redstone Exploration, PvE, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6456
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

IP: play.apathymc.net Discord: https://discord.gg/UrM7TumMGN

Apathy MC is a Minecraft server dedicated to create an amazing community. Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or strategist. We are currently a Towny server for version 1.21.X; we aim to make you entertained, with the content we provide on Apathy MC. Join us today as Apathy MC invites you to play with us

play.apathymc.net

DandyCraft

Adventure, building, Community, competitive, creativity, Custom, DandyCraft, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Factions, Fun, game worlds, Minecraft, Minigames, Modalities, multiplayer, Network Server., new modalities, role playing, Survival, Thrilling

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5510
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Farms Harvested:	119	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Join our exciting Minecraft Network server! We offer a wide variety of modalities, from CUSTOM. And that’s not all! We are working on exciting new modalities that will be coming soon. Come join the fun on our Minecraft Network server and experience the thrill of playing in different game worlds!

play.dandycraftt.com:25575

Land of Wonder 1.20.5

1.20.5, abroad, Borat movie, cross-cultural communication, cultural assumptions, cultural diversity, cultural identity, European country, expat life, foreigner, global interactions, gypsy village, international perceptions, Land, misconceptions, Nationality, portugal, reactions, Stereotypes, stereotypes abroad, travel, traveling experiences

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5468
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	29
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ores Mined:	5444	Towns Built:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1468	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a gypsie village in Borat but with blocks and creepers! People will be like “Portugal? That’s like that crazy village in the Borat movie, right?” And you’ll be like “Nah, man, it’s like that, but with way more pixelated fun!” Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Creepy Feet Minecraft SMP Shot Thread

arches, Barefoot, Candid, Creepshot, creepy, feet, fetish, fetishism, first, foot fetish, foot fetishism, Foot photography, foot worship, fuggit, Hidden Camera, Lurker, Minecraft, Shot, smp, sneaky, sole shots, Thread, Toes, voyeurism

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8246
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges where the floor is made of lava (literally), and quests that will have you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to ridiculous mini-games. Rumor has it that if you can beat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block the size of a house.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage. Trust us, you’re going to need it.

BdayNoMovieFam

alone, BdayNoMovieFam, Birthday, Cake, cat, celebration, COUPONS, Dinner, ENERGY, family, Gesture, half siblings, home, lion king, Movie, rough day, Rude, sacrifice, Surprise, TICKETS, tired

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3692
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dimension Hops:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Dragon Scales Harvested:	154	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Items Found:	6667

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can celebrate your birthday in peace without any unwanted surprises? Look no further! Join our server where you can enjoy building and crafting to your heart’s content without any lion king movies interrupting your day.

Forget about awkward family gatherings and unwanted cinema trips, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Trust us, it’s way more fun than sitting through a movie you have zero interest in.

So come join us and have the birthday celebration of your dreams, surrounded by virtual blocks and friendly players who understand the importance of a day to yourself. Who needs cake and dinner when you can have the ultimate Minecraft birthday bash? Let’s craft away the birthday blues together!

ScaryMovieKidMC SMP

childhood fears, childhood trauma, chilling scenes, creepy characters, fear of the dark, fear of the unknown, goosebumps-inducing movies, hair-raising movies, horror classics, horror films, Nightmares, phobias, psychological thrillers, scary movies, ScaryMovieKidMC, scream-inducing movies, smp, Spine-chilling movies, spooky films, supernatural movies, terrifying moments, terror-inducing films

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6524
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the scariest movie nights ever! Like, one time we watched this movie about killer unicorns and I couldn’t sleep for a week, it was insane! But don’t worry, we have therapy llamas to help you get over your fears. So come join us and face your childhood traumas in the most epic way possible! #TherapyLlamasForTheWin #KillerUnicornsAreReal

CreeperMD – No Healing for Villains!

CreeperMD, criminal history, discrimination, Doctor, ethical considerations, Ethics, healing, Healthcare, healthcare system, Justice, legal implications, license revocation, Medical Ethics, medical license, medical practice, medical standards, Medical Treatment, moral dilemma, patient care, patient rights, professional conduct, professional responsibility, Villains

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4903
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Love Letters Sent:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where doctors refuse to treat players based on their criminal history? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride where doctors are the ultimate judges of character and will only heal those deemed worthy. Who needs medical ethics when you can have doctors playing judge, jury, and healer all in one?

So come on down to our server where medical licenses are just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might just find yourself on the operating table for a crime you didn’t even know you committed!

Weird Anomaly Minecraft Server

anomaly, BIZARRE, distinct, excepțional, eXtraordinary, GENERIC, Individuality, Minecraft, odd, one of a kind, peculiar, rare, Server, Special, standout, strange, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5902
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Towns Built:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Runes Activated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally the place for all the weird anomalies out there, ya know? like, if you’re, like, super generic and stuff, you’ll fit right in cuz you’ll be, like, the weirdest one there!

we’ve got, like, unicorns roaming around and, like, flying pigs that poop diamonds. it’s, like, a total party up in here, man.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? yeah, it’s, like, totally lit, dude.

so, if you’re, like, tired of being normal and stuff, come join us on this server and embrace your inner weirdo. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Nano Tea Bag Plastix

Absorption, absorption capacity, BAG, bloodstream, Body, environmental impact, health risks, human health, Infusion, intestinal cells, microplastics, Nano, nanoplastics, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles absorption, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Plastix, Pollution, research, scientific study, tea, tea bags

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2901
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Crops Grown:	4517
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like drinking a cup of tea filled with millions of nanoplastics and microplastics? Well, look no further, cuz our server is off the charts cray-cray!

We got so much action going on, it’s like these particles are being absorbed by your intestinal cells and spreading throughout your body. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on our server!

Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming one with the particles and reaching new levels of Minecraft mastery.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared for a tea-riffic time unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Let’s get plasticky, baby!

MaffyWorld Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, competitive, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Friendly, Fun, Game, MaffyWorld, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, player, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8834
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Divine Spears Created:	22	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1388	Love Letters Sent:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

The owner of the MaffyWorld server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.maffyworld.ru

Players:	101/100	Votes:	5666
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magic Items Found:	4729	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7817
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Farms Harvested:	772	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3