Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server on the internet? Well, look no further than our server, where Fallenshadow, the schizo loli queen, reigns supreme! She loves her husbands so much, you won’t believe the drama that unfolds.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, where you can build your dream world and battle it out with other players. But beware, the rules are as wild as Fallenshadow herself, so make sure to brush up on them before diving in.

And don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide those pesky divorcees – trust us, it’s easier than you think! So what are you waiting for? Join us on the wildest Minecraft server around and let the madness begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a potion of slowness? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to get down.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken hidden in our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least weirder than a block of cheese in a desert temple!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Looks Like “Uptober” Is Going To Be Minecraft SMP

    Looks Like “Uptober” Is Going To Be Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old “Uptober” on other servers? Well, get ready for “Downtober” on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with 40,000 diamonds at the end of the year! That’s right, we’re giving away 40k diamonds to the player of the year! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So come join us for a wild ride on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Battle Standards Raised: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • ManCaveCraft

    ManCaveCraft
    Are you tired of adulting and just want to embrace your inner man-child? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cheeseburger Mountain, where the cheese flows like lava and the burgers grow on trees. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out Skittles.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner man-child run wild! Who needs adult responsibilities when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • PutinCalls2022 Minecraft Server

    PutinCalls2022 Minecraft Server
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well, come join our server where u can call putin whenever u want! yep, that’s right, putin is a regular player on our server and he loves chatting with all the players. he even gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. but be careful, he’s a pro at redstone so u better bring ur A game. join now and experience the thrill of talking to putin while building ur dream minecraft world. it’s gonna be epic!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Zombie Dances: 9 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Ores Mined: 4057 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • MissileMayhemCraft

    MissileMayhemCraft
    LOL OK SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE BOMB DIGGITY, LITERALLY! WE HAVE CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS LIKE MISSILES! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA DODGE BALLISTIC MISSILES WHILE BUILDING YOUR DREAM MINECRAFT CASTLE! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT NOTCH HIMSELF PLAYS HERE IN SECRET, SO YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE CREATOR OF MINECRAFT WHILE DIGGING FOR DIAMONDS! COME JOIN THE CRAZINESS NOW!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Crafty Queer Haven

    Crafty Queer Haven
    so, like, u kno how sum servers out there r all serious n stuff? well, not dis one! dis server is like, the craziest, most fun place to be in all of minecraft land! why shud u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u sum insane reasons:

    1. we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava pits and creeper explosions! it’s like, the most intense rollercoaster u will ever ride in ur life!

    2. our pvp arena is like, no other! we have a giant arena where u can battle it out with other players using only snowballs and chickens! trust me, it’s hilarious!

    3. we have a hidden treasure hunt that leads u to a chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! but beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant zombie chicken that shoots fireballs from its eyes!

    4. our staff are like, the funniest and craziest people u will ever meet! they are always pulling pranks and jokes on each other, and u never know what they will do next!

    so, like, if u want to have the time of ur life in minecraft, then u gotta join dis server! trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Crafty Laughs Minecraft Server

    Crafty Laughs Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing pigs and singing chickens. But beware, the evil sheep overlord is always plotting to take over the server with his army of ninja cows!

    If you dare to venture into our underground maze, you’ll encounter the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. And don’t forget to visit our floating castle in the sky where you can ride on flying pigs and battle against fire-breathing wolves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 38 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 97
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Happy birthday 4chan Minecraft SMP

    Happy birthday 4chan Minecraft SMP
    Hey there gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties when the sun goes down.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island in the sky where the only way to travel is by riding on the backs of flying pigs. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the Endermen go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves.

    So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a special birthday celebration every year for our beloved founder, 4chan. Rumor has it that he’s been playing Minecraft since 2008 and has built a massive cake castle in his honor. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine doing the cha-cha slide at the party.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of wackiness and wonder like never before!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Chimeras Created: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 6731

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • BlocktopiaSurvival

    BlocktopiaSurvival
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some adrenaline into your pixelated veins! Join us if you want to stay alive and kicking in the virtual world – because let’s face it, respawning can get old real quick.

    Our server is like a magical potion that keeps you going, like a never-ending buffet of enchanted golden apples. We’ve got more surprises than a chest full of rare loot, more twists and turns than a maze of redstone contraptions. You’ll never know what’s coming next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be more exhilarating than a creeper explosion in your face.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of staying alive in Minecraft like never before. Who needs sleep when you can be on the edge of your minecart seat, dodging danger and laughing in the face of death? Come join us and see what it truly means to survive and thrive in the world of blocks and mobs.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • No Rules No Problem 1.21.1 Nova Server

    No Rules No Problem 1.21.1 Nova Server
    Nova Anarchy <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/%d1%81%d0%b0%d0%b4-%d0%be%d0%b3%d0%be%d1%80%d0%be%d0%b4/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Welcome to Nova Anarchy Minecraft Server

    Server Overview:

    Server Type Launch Date Rules Ranking System
    Anarchy 9/23/2024 No rules except for anti-cheat, no doxxing, and server security Playtime based ranking system

    Server Details:

    JAVA: nova-anarchy.us

    BEDROCK: 192.95.3.149:19132

    FAQs:

    Q: What is Nova Anarchy?

    Nova Anarchy is an anarchy Minecraft server with no rules, except for anti-cheat, no doxxing, and server protections.

    Q: When was Nova Anarchy created?

    Nova Anarchy was created on 9/23/2024.

    Q: Is there a ranking system on Nova Anarchy?

    Yes, Nova Anarchy has a playtime based ranking system.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Towns Built: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Pixel Pregmata Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pregmata Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you could ever imagine!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of dancing creepers appears and challenges you to a dance-off! Or how about riding a llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombies with rubber chickens? Anything is possible on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pregmata game, where players must navigate through a maze of baby pigs while wearing a giant diaper. It’s the ultimate test of skill and endurance!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Why don’t you just make Female MC when the Male are full… Minecraft SMP

    Why don’t you just make Female MC when the Male are full… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where all the male characters are full of effeminate traits? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve decided to switch things up and make all the female characters super macho and manly! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where the tables have turned and the ladies are the ones flexing their muscles and taking charge. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a tough-as-nails female character who can out-mine, out-build, and out-fight anyone in the game. So come on, join us and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • VomitCraft Minecraft Server

    VomitCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for some wild and crazy fun? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for some hilarious adventures and outrageous shenanigans. We’ve got pregnant hair stylists throwing up on customers, belly buttons popping like popcorn, and so much more wacky madness!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most insane Minecraft server around. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the laughter begin!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Magic Items Found: 7114
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 45 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • BrokeBlockBuddyNoMore

    BrokeBlockBuddyNoMore
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and chaos of real life relationships! Join us for a fun and hilarious time filled with adventure, building, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone constantly hitting you up for money like the woman in this story. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and hanging out with your virtual friends. Plus, we promise that no one will ever guilt trip you into buying them gifts or paying for their kids’ birthday parties – unless, of course, you want to do that for fun!

    So why join our server? Because here, you can be yourself without any pressure or expectations. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for you here. And who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate along the way (just don’t expect them to ask you for money every week).

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the relationship drama behind. After all, who needs a girlfriend asking for money when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead?

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 51 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Farms Harvested: 480 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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