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Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25
Treasure Maps Found: 14 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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