Looking for a Minecraft server that sticks to its word like I stick to not taking back those used phones? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic adventures and drama-filled transactions. Just like that guy trying to return those phones, you’ll be blown away by the excitement and thrill of our server. Who needs a 30-day return policy when you can have endless fun and chaos on our server? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 29
Wilderness Tamed: 16 Wyrmholes Dug: 5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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