Phoenix Server Overview

Version 1.20.4
Server Type Technical server w/ Experimental Features
Features 1k spawn perimeter, boat looting gold farm, Chronos V3 raid farm, main storage
Future Plans Revamp server, Demibolt network, new main storage, 150k iron farm, 600k shulker farm
Eligibility Players 13+ (no cracked players or hackers)

FAQ

1. Can I join the server if I’m under 13 years old?

We currently only accept players who are 13 years old and above.

2. Are cracked players or hackers allowed on the server?

No, we do not accept cracked players or hackers on the server.

3. What type of server is Phoenix?

Phoenix is a technical server with Experimental Features, providing players with an abundance of resources.

4. What are the main features of the server?

The server includes a 1k spawn perimeter, boat looting gold farm, Chronos V3 raid farm, and a main storage.

5. What are the future plans for the server?

The server is looking to completely revamp, introduce a Demibolt network, new main storage, 150k iron farm, and eventually a 600k shulker farm.

6. Is there a testing area available on the server?

Yes, there is a creative server for testing, and players can access a once-per-day copy of the survival world for singleplayer creative testing.

7. Where is the server hosted?

The server runs on 8+GB of DDR5 RAM on a Ryzen 7 7700X and is hosted in Frankfurt, Germany.

Updated September 28, 2024

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Rating: 4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
Animals Bred: 118 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10

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    Updated September 28, 2024

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