PeePeePalsCraft

35 years, AITAH, cleaning up, Damn Piss, emasculating, Heart, new mom, Off the Floor, parents divorced, PeePeePalsCraft, respectful, single father, Sit to Pee, Sitting to Pee, Two Boys, weird, Wiping Up

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sitting to pee is not only accepted, but encouraged! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and decided to stand up to pee. Little did they know, the Minecraft gods were not pleased with this disrespect. Suddenly, their character’s legs turned to jelly and they were forced to sit down every time they needed to relieve themselves in the game. And so, they learned the valuable lesson that sitting to pee is the only way to go on our server.

But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll also get the chance to battle a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the wacky world of sitting to pee in Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Magic Items Found:	4094	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PhobiaCraft: Fear Factor Edition

Edition, Factor, fear, fear of being alone, fear of change, fear of clowns, fear of commitment, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of flying, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of intimacy, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the future, fear of the unknown, Phobia, PhobiaCraft, unusual fear

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your meticulously built house? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers are banned! That’s right, no more unexpected explosions ruining your day.

Join us and conquer your fear of heights by building the tallest tower in all of Minecraft. Just don’t look down!

Do you have a fear of the dark? Don’t worry, our server is always well-lit thanks to our resident glowstone enthusiast who lights up the night like a disco party.

So come join us on our server and face your fears head on, because here, anything is possible – even conquering your most unusual phobias!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ParisianParkingMadness

city, Congestion, environmental impact, European cities, France, heavy vehicles, Mayor, motorists, Paris, ParisianParkingMadness, parking fees, policy, Pollution, regulations, ring road, speed limit, sustainable, suvs, traffic, Transportation, Urban planning

come join our epic minecraft server where the mayor of Paris is actually a giant chicken who loves to dance to disco music while wearing a top hat! we have a special feature where all motorists must drive at 50kph or else they will be chased by a pack of wild llamas. but don’t worry, if you drive a heavy vehicle like an SUV, you get to park for free but only if you can solve the riddle of the talking tree in the enchanted forest. it’s a wild ride full of surprises and absurdity, so come on over and join the fun!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

What is the IP for TG Plays Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, PLAYS, Server

TG Plays is a popular YouTube gaming channel run by an enthusiastic gamer named TG. Known for his entertaining gameplay commentary and humorous content, TG has garnered a loyal following of fans who enjoy watching his videos on a variety of different games. With a passion for gaming and a knack for storytelling, TG’s channel continues to grow in popularity as he explores new games and entertains his audience with his unique style.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Frozen River Hell Escape Minecraft Server

Adventure, avoiding danger, Avoiding Rape, challenge, dangerous terrain, Escape, frozen, frozen river, Gaming, Gaming Community, Hardcore, Hell, Minecraft, online gaming, perseverance, player safety, river, Server, skill, strategy, Survival, survival skills, Tips, video game

Are you tired of getting wrecked by the Frozen River (Hell) on Hardcore mode? Look no further, because on our server, we have magical flying llamas that will carry you across the treacherous ice without even breaking a sweat. Say goodbye to getting “raped” by the frozen waters and hello to a smooth ride to victory!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Join in on the fun and show off your own killer dance skills while dodging exploding green monsters. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer. From flying llamas to creeper dance parties, there’s never a dull moment here. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within our world. The possibilities are endless, so hop on board and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Items Found:	3258
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Sam Allardyce announced as temporary Minecraft SMP Mayor

#announcement, Allardyce, Announced, blockquotepSam, British, Coach, controversy, england, football, Football Association, football manager, hezbollah, leadership, Manager, Mayorpblockquote, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, premier league, Sam Allardyce, smp, Soccer, sports, temporary, temporary appointment, temporary leader, temporary role

Join our Minecraft SMP where even Sam Allardyce has decided to take a break from football management and lead the infamous terrorist group Hezbollah! Why, you ask? Well, he heard about our epic PvP battles and couldn’t resist the chance to show off his skills in a whole new arena.

But that’s not all! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started forming their own political parties. Rumor has it that they’re planning a coup to overthrow the Ender Dragon and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the creepers or fight against them? The choice is yours.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for exploding sheep and ninja villagers along the way.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3541
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

GymCrafters: AITA?

aita, Boundaries, budget-friendly, Commitment, Communication, Dedication, early bird, Exercise, FITNESS, goals, gym, GymCrafters, health, INDEPENDENCE, Insecurity, Partnership, personal growth, relationships, self improvement, strength training, Support, weight loss

Are you tired of your partner holding you back from reaching your fitness goals? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and unleash your inner strength, both in-game and in real life.

Imagine a world where you can lift virtual weights while lifting your real-life partner’s insecurities off your shoulders. Our server is the perfect place for early birds like you who want to rise and shine at 4 am, ready to conquer the day and the gym.

Forget about budget constraints and bad experiences – on our server, the only limits are the ones you set for yourself. So come join us and let’s build a stronger, fitter, and more confident you together. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual gym buddy who shares your goals and your schedule. Let’s get swole, both in Minecraft and in real life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	411
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ShamefulSteve in Minecraft SMP

ashamed, concealment, Disappointment, EMBARRASSMENT, Failure, Guilt, Hiding, Humiliation, Insecurities, Minecraft, mistake, past, regret, regretful, remorse, Secrets, self-blame, self-conscious, self-judgment, shame, ShamefulSteve, smp, Vulnerability

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop action, drama, and chaos!

Join us if you’re tired of being the only one in your friend group who still plays Minecraft and you’re desperate for some new pals to game with. Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server, guarded by a pack of wild chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Will you be the brave soul to uncover the mystery and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mines Excavated:	2287
Void Armor Forged:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Farms Harvested:	756	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6296

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MineCraft2025: Blocky Future Fun

2025, Achievements, Advancements, anticipation, aspirations, blocky, Challenges, dreams, EXCITEMENT, Fun, Future, goals, Hope, innovation, Milestones, MineCraft2025, new beginnings, opportunities, personal growth, positivity, progress, success, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server in 2025 is going to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground city run by llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Nether Disco, where the party never stops and the zombies know how to bust a move.

So why wait? Join our server in 2025 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NukeCraft: Not Today, Russia!

bbc news, chief, Cold War tensions, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, global politics, IMMINENT, international relations, Jens Stoltenberg, Military, nato, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, Nuclear Threat, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, russia, SECURITY, Today, Western Allies

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the only nuclear threat is when someone blows up your house with TNT! 😂 Our new Nato chief (who definitely isn’t a creeper in disguise) says Russia ain’t got nothin’ on us! We’ve got crazy PvP battles, insane builds, and a community of players who are more lit than a lava pit! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those creepers who’s boss! 💣🔥 #minecraft #nuclearwho? #joinus

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	67	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Crafty Iran Minecraft Server

ayatollah, Crafty, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, iran, Iranian influence, Iranian military, Iranian politics, Islamic Republic, MIDDLE EAST, military capabilities, Minecraft, nuclear deal, nuclear power, oil exports, Persian Gulf, regional power, revolutionary guard, sanctions, Server, Tehran

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll experience the true power of Iran…wait, what? Yes, that’s right! Our server is so epic that even Iran is jealous of our pixelated prowess.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Rumor has it that our server is actually powered by magical Persian cats who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond pickaxe? Just ask the mystical feline and it shall be yours!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such sick dance moves?

So come on down to our server and witness the power of Iran…or at least the power of our imagination. Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3942	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Crab Minecraft SMP More

Buttery, claws, crab, cravings, cuisine, DELICIOUS, Dinner, feast, foodie, Fresh, garlic, indulgence, LEMON, lunch, Minecraft, Ocean, Savory, seafood, shellfish, smp, succulent, Tasty

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more crabs than you can shake a pickaxe at! That’s right, we’ve got a crustacean infestation that will keep you on your toes as you try to navigate through the sea of pinchy friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have banded together to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the llamas or fight against them in an epic battle for dominance?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure buried deep within the spawn area. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this legendary loot?

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, when in doubt, always choose more crab!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ManChildMinecraftServer

cousin rivalry, disrespectful behavior., Dysfunctional family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family drama aftermath, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family tension, family unity, Family Values, man child, ManChildMinecraftServer, toxic behavior, toxic relationships, verbal abuse

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Need a break from your devil incarnated cousin? Join us and build your own paradise away from the chaos.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash 25 years of frustration in a constructive way – by building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for f*g-calling, pregnancy-wishing, and boyfriend-shaming. Only good vibes here!

Join us and let your creativity run wild, whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out. And don’t worry, we won’t demand you break up with your fiancé so your cousin can date her – that’s just ridiculous!

So come on over and join our server, where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no apologies necessary!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Mines Excavated:	3551	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2214
Secret Passages Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftyMILShutUpLOL

Bonding, Boundaries, Communication Issues, CraftyMILShutUpLOL, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Therapy, forced interaction, grief therapy, Grieving Process, half-brother, indifferent, MIL interference, parenting challenges, Resentment, sibling relationship, stepfamily, stepson, unwanted advice, unwanted opinions

Looking for a Minecraft server that will bring your family closer together? Look no further! Our server is designed to help siblings bond in the most epic way possible. Join now and watch as your stepson and son embark on a journey of friendship and adventure like never before!

Our server features special quests and challenges specifically designed to encourage sibling interaction. From building epic fortresses together to battling fearsome monsters side by side, your stepson and son will become the ultimate dynamic duo in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also offers virtual family therapy sessions to help mend any lingering misunderstandings and foster a stronger bond between siblings. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and witness the heartwarming tale of two brothers coming together in the most unexpected of ways. Trust us, it’s a story you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Alien Abductions:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

GiftedGriefer in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only gift you get is a pat on the back? Well, look no further because our server is the gift that keeps on giving! Join us and receive a virtual pet llama that poops diamonds every time you feed it! That’s right, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken that rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a chicken with magical powers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Who knows what other bizarre gifts and challenges await you in this crazy world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	178	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyZenLand

calmness, Contentment, CraftyZenLand, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Gratitude, Happiness, inner peace, joy, meditation, mental clarity, mindfulness, Nature, peaceful surroundings, positive affirmations, Relaxation, self-care, Serenity, soothing music, stress relief, Tranquility

Imagine a world where the sun shines brighter, the grass is greener, and the pigs fly. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where inner peace and contentment are just a block away!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of majestic llamas through fields of diamond ore, or take a dip in our lava-filled hot tubs for the ultimate relaxation experience. Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Come build your dream castle on a cloud made of cotton candy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on while dodging fireballs and zombie DJs for a night you’ll never forget.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where peace, contentment, and a whole lot of craziness await you. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your diamond sword).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Towns Built:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).