Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sitting to pee is not only accepted, but encouraged! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and decided to stand up to pee. Little did they know, the Minecraft gods were not pleased with this disrespect. Suddenly, their character’s legs turned to jelly and they were forced to sit down every time they needed to relieve themselves in the game. And so, they learned the valuable lesson that sitting to pee is the only way to go on our server.

But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll also get the chance to battle a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the wacky world of sitting to pee in Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36
Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Chimeras Created: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • ExBoyfriendPeepinTom

    ExBoyfriendPeepinTom
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

    Join us and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry gone wrong. Witness the epic battle between a brother, his wife, his sister, and her ex, who we’ll call Lucifer because, well, why not?

    Watch as Lucifer’s pervy ways are exposed, leading to a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Will the sister stay or will she leave? Will the brother choose loyalty or love? Find out on our server, where every day is a new episode of Minecraft drama!

    So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, the drama never ends!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 352 Astral Projections Made: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • SuperpowerSMP: MindReader

    SuperpowerSMP: MindReader
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually have superpowers! That’s right, forget about flying or shooting lasers from your eyes, we’re talking about real game-changing abilities like turning all the dirt blocks into cake or summoning a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around.

    Join us on this wild journey where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come on, unleash your inner superhero and show the world what you’re made of on our crazy, chaotic, and completely nonsensical Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Potions Brewed: 183 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 73
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 50
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • BlockyLoveIsland

    BlockyLoveIsland
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    We have custom-made mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the last player standing gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks (Disclaimer: we cannot actually provide a lifetime supply of diamond blocks).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency in our virtual marketplace.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 12
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Fragile Crafters: Survivors Unite!

    Fragile Crafters: Survivors Unite!
    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you realize, dang, i could use some more friends to play with. well, guess what? this server is the place to be, my dude.

    we got all the cool peeps here, from hardcore builders to redstone geniuses to pvp masters. you’ll never be bored with all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on this server.

    plus, did i mention we have the most epic events and challenges? like, one time we had a giant chicken race where you had to ride a chicken through a maze filled with lava pits and creeper explosions. it was wild, man.

    oh, and get this – we have the most OP custom plugins that will blow your mind. want to fly like a superhero? we got you covered. want to summon a herd of dancing llamas? done and done.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable minecraft journey of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Star Shards Collected: 112
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Ether Blades Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Legendary Benders SMP

    Legendary Benders SMP

    This server is a binder’s SMP server meaning you can do bending it is a multiple bending server earth water air fire it also has chi bending light spirit bending dark spirit bending You can also sell things on the auction even fish for money It is a factions SMP You can claim things as long as you have enough power But there is another way you can claim things the plugin is called ultimateclaims I would like for you guys to check it out and figure out how to claim your own land Hope you guys enjoy and have fun there is multiple things I will make videos in the future about have fun and destroy your enemies

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Gods Slained: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Dimension Hops: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Minecraft server

    MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Minecraft server

    MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Large online, cheap donation, transformation into mobs, um 1, weddings, weapons, pvp arena – and much more! Come to us! DISCOUNTS ON DONATIONS 99%! The promotion will end in 15 hours, 39 minutes, 28 seconds! WIN A FREE DONATION TO THE ELITE! – /FREE REMAINING: 15 hours, 39 minutes, 28 seconds!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • That Crazy Squirrel Server – Java 1.20.1 Fabric Edition for Grown-Ups!

    That Crazy Squirrel Server – Java 1.20.1 Fabric Edition for Grown-Ups!

    That Silly Squirrel Minecraft Server

    Server Overview:

    Type Version Features Age Restriction
    SMP Java 1.20.1 Fabric Modded, PVE, Whitelisted 18+

    Server Description:

    That Silly Squirrel SMP is a Minecraft server with over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric. It focuses on boss fights, landscape makeovers, additional zones to explore, more mobs, and the use of Create mod for creating machines. The server is safe from PVP and griefing, providing a relaxing environment for players to adventure and build.

    Join our Discord server to become one of the many Silly Squirrels and start your Minecraft journey with us!

    Discord Invite Link

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by joining our Discord server and following the instructions to get whitelisted.
    Is there an age restriction? Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
    What mods are included in the server? The server includes over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric, providing various features and enhancements for players.
    Can I build and explore freely on the server? Yes, the server is focused on PVE gameplay and provides a safe environment for players to build, adventure, and explore without the fear of PVP or griefing.
    What special features does the server offer? The server offers boss fights, landscape makeovers, extra zones to explore, more mobs to encounter, and the use of Create mod for creating intricate machines.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Obsessed Cucks Minecraft Server

    Obsessed Cucks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

    We don’t discriminate against any race, but we do have a special place in our hearts for those who have a BBC fetish. Our community is full of white cucks who are more obsessed with big black blocks than anything else in the game.

    Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you never know what outrageous story or insane adventure awaits you around every corner. Don’t be a first world cuck, come join our server and embrace the chaos!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 24

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • The Anonymous SMP Experience

    The Anonymous SMP Experience
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest place to be for all you kpop stans out there! Join us for a chance to battle it out in epic kpop dance-offs, where the winner gets a diamond block as a prize!

    But that’s not all – we also have weekly concerts featuring virtual performances by your favorite kpop idols. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into BTS wandering around the server, looking for inspiration for their next hit song.

    So why wait? Join our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness and fun! Who knows, you might even become the next big kpop star in the Minecraft world.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Gods Slained: 0 Buildings Constructed: 24
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Towns Built: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Emeralds Found: 9674

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CraftyHub – Shameless Spouse

    CraftyHub – Shameless Spouse
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just too nice and considerate? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll experience the thrill of dealing with a husband who transforms into a rude and weird character whenever others are around!

    Join our server for the chance to witness jaw-dropping moments like when your husband storms off to a McDonald’s 20 minutes away because he’s hangry and can’t wait for the kitchen to reopen. Who needs to be polite and patient when you can just ditch your friends and come back like nothing happened?

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of having your husband rudely march ahead of you and your coworker without even bothering to say hello. Who needs social skills when you can just break free and do your own thing, right?

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with outrageous behavior and insane stories, then join us now! Who needs boring niceness when you can have all the drama and chaos you could ever dream of?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Crops Grown: 6610
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • GiftMeDiamondsMC SMP

    GiftMeDiamondsMC SMP
    Oh, let me tell you about the most epic gift I ever received – an invite to the craziest Minecraft SMP server out there! Picture this: a land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing creepers and singing villagers. Our community is so tight-knit, we practically finish each other’s sandwiches (yes, we have a sandwich-making mod, don’t ask).

    But that’s not all – we have epic quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft player. Rumor has it that if you complete all the quests, you’ll be granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored Ender Dragon into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust me, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8545 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Divine Scrolls Written: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Pet ChatCraft

    Pet ChatCraft
    Imagine a world where your pet not only talks, but also plays Minecraft with you on our server! Yes, that’s right, your furry friend can now join you in building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Just picture it – your cat giving you building tips, your dog leading you to hidden treasure, and your goldfish…well, maybe your goldfish can just provide moral support.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of pixelated combat. Join forces with them to take down the evil Ender Dragon and save the Minecraft world from certain doom.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the conversations with your pet begin! Who knows, they might just have some epic quests of their own to send you on.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CraftyUkrainians

    CraftyUkrainians
    lol dis server is so lit u gotta join cuz we got POWs shooting each other like some crazy minecraft minigame. ukraine be investigating but we just here having a blast. come join us for some wacky fun and see if u can survive the chaos. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz why not? come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Mythical Quests Completed: 18
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Woof Talkers United

    Woof Talkers United
    come join our server for the most epic doggy adventures ever! we talk in cute dog voices that will make you go uwu all day long. we bark, growl, and woof at lightning speed, just like real puppers. our speech rate is so fast, you’ll be amazed at how much doggy talk we can fit into one sentence.

    if you want to experience the ultimate doggy immersion, this is the server for you. we’ve even trained our players to think like dogs, so you’ll truly feel like a part of the pack.

    so what are you waiting for? join us now and unleash your inner doggo! woof woof!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Crafty Pixels – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Pixels – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to prank unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gameplay!

    Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Yep, you read that right! So get ready to become the richest player on the server just by hanging out with our bling-bling chickens.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret underground dungeon where you’ll face off against a giant zombie boss who’s obsessed with disco dancing? It’s a battle like no other, but if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that will make all your enemies break out into dance!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 9515

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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