COMRADE! THE SERVER IS THIRSTY FOR FREE LABOR! COME IN!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Picture this: You log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a virtual pineapple paradise. Yes, you heard that right – pineapples everywhere! But that’s not all, our server is also home to magical creatures called Mappous who roam the land spreading joy and laughter.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special program where you can watch epic trailers like “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” and “Burning Scent of Home”. And let’s not forget about our current character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen – they’re ready to join you on your wacky adventures.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or uncover a secret code that unlocks unimaginable rewards. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).
Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 3480 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!
But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.
So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!
join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!
so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
OnlyNations is a modded Minecraft server focused on roleplay and worldbuilding. Experience evolving gameplay through monthly “Ages,” with unique mechanics, balanced nations, and immersive world generation. Engage in bi-weekly events, strategic wars, and collaborative storytelling.
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
