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| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 119 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
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Top server for top players – MineBars!
Login is available from versions 1.8 to 1.20.6
★ Survival, SkyBlock, Vanilla, BedWars, SkyPvP
★ Unique plugins made by our programmers
★ Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes
★ Experienced administrators and assistants
★ Honest donation, cheap prices, discounts and promotional codes
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★➜ IP – MBars.net
★➜ Website: https://minebars.ru
★➜ VK group: https://vk.com/minebars
★➜ Telegram: https://t.me/minebars
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A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags. We are already more than 8 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online. Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience. A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂
With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!
Enter the promotional code RATING on our website MineBars.ru and you will receive extra. discount!
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| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1626 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Rumor has it that the king’s wife is actually a secret ninja assassin who can take out creepers with just a flick of her diamond sword. And the king himself? Well, let’s just say he’s not afraid to go toe-to-toe with the Ender Dragon while riding a pig.
Join us on this server for the chance to witness epic battles, build majestic castles, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the royal couple riding into the sunset on their trusty llamas. Who needs a boring old kingdom when you can rule over a Minecraft server with these two crazy characters leading the way? Join now for a chance to be a part of the most outrageous royal court in all of Minecraft history!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 18 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
One day, he straight up disses you behind your back, calling you boring and annoying. And on your last day, when you try to be all nice and say goodbye, he straight up ignores you. Rude much?
But the real kicker is when he messages you later, calling you a “pussy” for unfollowing him on social media. Like, seriously dude? And then he has the audacity to bring up some girl drama you told him about? Nah, not cool.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with toxic ex-coworkers like Dylan, then boy do we have the server for you. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and leaving all the drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a bully like Dylan.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 16 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us on this wild ride where the admins are actually magical unicorns in disguise and the only way to level up is by doing the Chicken Dance in front of a herd of confused cows. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize your friends. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. And who would want to leave this magical, absurd world anyway?
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to disco music. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged players to a dance-off for rare loot? And let’s not forget the infamous prank war between two rival factions that ended with a giant statue of a potato being erected in the middle of spawn.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships”, where players saddle up their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with flaming hoops and flying chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the derpy panda king, complete with a crown made of bamboo and a throne of cake.
So why wait? Join our server today for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
imagine building your own virtual world while also improving your health! who knew playing minecraft could be so beneficial?
join now for a chance to break down those pesky plaques and prevent heart attacks and strokes all while having a blast in our crazy minecraft world! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Anarchy Server hosted and created by NekoHosting as they create a Public Server. As Anarchy Goes, So does anything! There is some custom gameplay to be-had so if your interested come and play!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
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| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Server Name | Nobiamia’s SMP |
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| Max Players | 25 |
| Datapack | Bliss SMP’s datapack |
| Plugins | Server management plugins |
| Other Features | Claiming, limited to 4 chunks per player |
| Question | Answer |
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| What is the maximum number of players allowed on the server? | 25 players |
| Are there any mods on the server? | No, the server is Vanilla Minecraft with the Bliss SMP’s datapack |
| How many chunks can a player claim? | Players can claim up to 4 chunks to manage space |
| Is Keep Inventory on? | No, Keep Inventory is off on the server |
| What happens when a player’s energy reaches 5? | The player will be set to spectator mode and can be revived with a revival tome |
| What are the server rules? |
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| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
But that’s not all – we’ve also added a twist to the game by introducing exploding footballs! That’s right, now you have to dodge fiery footballs while trying to make it to the end zone. It’s like a game of hot potato, but with a lot more explosions.
And if football isn’t your thing, don’t worry – we also have a giant chicken riding competition. That’s right, you can saddle up on a massive chicken and race against other players to see who can reach the finish line first. It’s clucking ridiculous!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knew football could be this much fun?
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
But that’s not all – our server is so intense, even the wildlife can’t handle it. Who knows what other bizarre and hilarious adventures await you on this server? Join now and see for yourself – just watch out for any abscess infections that might be lurking around!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Witness the epic battle of the primary custody parent versus the weekend warrior, as they fight it out over who should pack lunch for the half brother. Will the judge in our custody issues care about in-game lunch requests? Probably not, but who cares when you’re in the middle of a Minecraft custody war!
Join now and show off your parenting skills by feeding virtual children and proving you have a heart (or not). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a father figure in the virtual world and watch as your in-game son grows up way better than his half brother.
So, are you ready to be the ultimate Minecraft dad and show off your parenting skills in the most outrageous way possible? Join our server now and let the drama unfold!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 37 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
