ParentalSecretsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about keeping secrets from your parents again! Why? Because our server is located on a hidden island in the middle of the ocean that can only be accessed through a secret underwater portal. Your parents will never find out about your virtual adventures, no matter how many times they check your computer!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs who will guide you on epic quests to find hidden treasures and defeat evil mobs. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the island that only the bravest players can uncover.

So come join us on our mysterious and hilarious Minecraft server, where the only secret you’ll need to keep is how much fun you’re having!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1685
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SororityCraft: Where Building is the Only Crime

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Welcome to our totally not illegal Minecraft server where you can live out all your wildest fantasies! Want to raid a sorority house and take down everyone inside? Well, here you can do just that! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and totally not real life.

Join us for insane PvP battles where anything goes, including attacking sorority sisters with diamond swords and blowing up houses with TNT. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	3776
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Crafty Cocktails – Godly Goblets

anime adaptation, Bar K, bar setting, Bartender, bartender life, bartending skills, Character development, cocktails, Crafty, customer service, Drama, Emotional journey, friendship, Goblets, GODLY, japanese anime, Japanese culture, Kami no Glass, Manga, Mister Perfect, mixology, Professional Growth, slice of life

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Mister Perfect from Bar K.

Legend has it that Mister Perfect was just an ordinary player until he stumbled upon our server. Once he joined, his Minecraft skills skyrocketed to unimaginable levels. He became known as the King of the Blocks, building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that his creations were so amazing, they made other players weep tears of joy.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride unicorns through fields of rainbow sheep, battle zombie llamas in epic showdowns, and even discover hidden diamond caves filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and become the next legend like Mister Perfect from Bar K. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ores Mined:	7006
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Crafty Billionaire’s Adventure Land

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can become The Chosen One and fulfill your destiny as the ultimate hero of the land! Not only will you embark on epic quests and battle fearsome monsters, but you’ll also have the chance to become a successful businessman and amass a fortune worth multi-billionares envy.

But wait, there’s more! As the Bestest President of this server, you’ll have the power to make decisions that will shape the future of this virtual world. Will you be a benevolent ruler or a ruthless dictator? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, you can also join the ranks of the Youth Christian Warriors and fight for justice and righteousness in every corner of the server. With your trusty sword in hand and your faith as your shield, nothing can stand in your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dimension Hops:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Fortune Cookie Craft

Adversity, asian, can’t get up, Challenges, China, Chinese, Community, cookie, Craft, Crisis, Difficulties, fallen, fallen behind, fallen down, fortune, Help, need assistance, Obstacles, perseverance, resilience, setback, Struggle, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Chinese have fallen…and they can’t get up! 🤣

Join now to witness the epic battle where the Chinese players have been defeated by a horde of chickens armed with diamond swords! It was a clucking good time, let me tell you. 🐔⚔️

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground noodle factory where players can trade their diamonds for the finest noodles in all of Minecraft. 🍜💎

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our Dragon Temple, where players can ride on the backs of fire-breathing dragons and soar through the skies in search of treasure. 🐉✨

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that awaits you! 😜🎮

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Divine Spears Created:	28	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Blocky McBlockface

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so smooth, you’ll think you’re gliding on butter as you build your dream castle or mine for rare ores.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who leads dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a sheep bust a move to some sick beats.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Diamond Unicorn who grants wishes to those who can find him. Rumor has it he once turned a player’s entire house into solid gold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MineCrafty Drive-Thru: Number Nine Large Server

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can order all the delicious food you want while building and surviving in the world of blocks!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can feast on virtual number nine, number nine large, number six with extra dip, number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda while battling creepers and zombies.

Our server is so insane that even the pigs and cows are lining up to get their hands on our mouthwatering menu items. Don’t miss out on the chance to chow down on some pixelated goodness while exploring the blocky wonders of our world.

So come on down and join us for a food-filled and action-packed experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	3500	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Crafty Nazis: No Misogyny for White Women Server

authoritarianism, Crafty, dictator, disapproval, discrimination, equality, feminism, Hate Speech, History, hitler, intolerance, Misogyny, nazi, Nazis, Oppression, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, Server, sexism, social justice, White, white women, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

Welcome to our legendary Minecraft server where even Hitler would not approve of misogyny against white women! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing creations.

Our server is so epic that even the most hardcore gamers will be left in awe. Build your own extravagant castles, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures in our vast world.

But that’s not all! We also have insane events like llama races, diamond hunts, and even a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel right at home from the moment you log in.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, Hitler would not approve of misogyny against white women, so come ready to respect all players and have a blast!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Blocky Shells: The Sequel

#JapReader, #MoeChart, #Readme, #VNDB, blocky, chartanon, DeepL, discussion, download links, E-Celeb, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, japanese, Japanese locale, novel element, plot spoilers, Previous thread, Recommendations, Sequel, Shells, spoiler tags, tech support, Untranslated, useful things, visual novel, VN help

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we discuss English-translated Japanese visual novels! If you’re tired of boring old servers and want to dive into a world of visual novel madness, then this is the place for you.

Forget about E-celeb drama, here we only talk about the most important things in life – like which waifu is best girl and which route will make you cry the most tears. And don’t even think about posting untranslated visual novels, that’s a one-way ticket to the ban hammer.

Need help with your VN? We’ve got you covered! Just follow our handy tips like being in Japanese locale and reading the Readme (who actually does that though?). And if all else fails, just copy and paste those error messages into DeepL – it’s like magic, but for tech support.

Looking for a novel with a specific element? Look no further than our trusty VNDB guide. Want to download some sweet, sweet visual novels? Check out our 4chan-vn-links for all your downloading needs.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that’s as passionate about visual novels as we are? Where else can you bond over tragic plot twists and debate endlessly about best girls? Only on our server, where the adventure never ends and the memes flow like water.

Join us now and become part of the visual novel revolution! Previous thread? Who cares about that, the real fun is happening right here, right now. Let’s dive into the world of visual novels together and create memories that will last a lifetime.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Blocky Babes: The Adventures of a Femcel

#youtube, Adventures, Babes, blocky, DATING, empowerment, FEMCEL, feminism, incel, Loneliness, mental health, Online Community, online forum, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, Social Issues, societal pressures, Stereotypes, support group, the life of a femcel, Video, WOMENS RIGHTS

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Are you tired of being a femcel in real life? Well, fear not because on this server, you will be the most sought-after player in all of Minecraft!

Join us and experience the GLORY of being a femcel turned Minecraft queen! Build your own castle, rule over your subjects (aka other players), and watch as everyone bows down to your greatness.

But that’s not all! On this server, you will find hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a pet dragon that will obey your every command. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a UNICORN stable where you can ride off into the sunset in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and live the FABULOUS life of a femcel in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Blocky McBlockFace: HOLY SHIT Edition

#jawdropping., amazed, Astonishing, Astounding, blocky, Breathtaking, Edition, Excited, HOLY, IMPOSSIBLE, Incredible, McBlockface, MindBlown, MindBoggling, Shit, Shocked, SPEECHLESS.., Stunning, UNBELIEVABLE, UNIMAGINABLE, unreal, unrealistic, unthinkable.., wow

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined THE SERVER and discovered a secret hidden diamond mine filled with enchanted gear. But that’s not all! They also stumbled upon a unicorn stable where they could ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle.

But wait, there’s more! The player also found a secret portal that led them to a dimension filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. It was a party like no other!

So, if you want to experience adventure, magic, and mayhem like never before, then join THE SERVER today! Who knows what crazy surprises await you?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

OrgasmCraft: Where Fapping Audio Reigns Supreme!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is that you must fap before you join! That’s right, we want you to get in the right mindset before embarking on your Minecraft adventures. And if you’re feeling extra brave, why not record your fapping session and share it on vocaroo for all to hear? It’s a true test of courage and dedication to the craft of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with INSANE challenges and quests that will test your skills and make you question your sanity. From building a giant statue of a chicken to battling a horde of zombie villagers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to fap first!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	473	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ComfyCraft: Where You Can Be Based in Your Country

Based, belonging, comfort, comfy, ComfyCraft, CONTENT, Country, Cozy, Familiar, home, HOMELAND, Identity, national pride, native land, patriotism, Peaceful, Roots, Secure, Serene, Settled, Tranquil

Are you tired of being based and comfy in your boring country?

Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure like no other. We have unicorns roaming the lands, dragons guarding treasure, and even a secret disco party hidden deep underground.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary dancing creepers who will bust a move with you as you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive enchanted taco stand where all your hunger needs will be satisfied.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like never before. Who needs a boring country when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ores Mined:	5290	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

VTubeCraft – Where VTubers Rule the World!

Battles, biome map, Existing, fanbase, friendship, general, Glory, Interactive map, introductory document, monster hunting, nation, Nations, not die, Oshi, Projects, Rivalry, rule, VITI archive, VTubeCraft, Vtuber, Vtubers, world, Worldbuilding

Welcome to a Minecraft server like no other! What if I told you that your general was not just a general, but a whole nation devoted to your oshi and their will? Join us as the fanbases and generals of /vt/ are reimagined as rival nations fighting bitter battles or beginning wholesome friendships for the glory of their oshis. And guess what? This version comes with a special monster hunting edition! How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! Previously, we had some epic battles and heartwarming friendships formed. Check out the interactive map to see where all the action took place. And for all you newbies out there, don’t worry! We have an introductory document just for you to get started on this wild adventure.

And if you think that’s all we have to offer, think again! We have an archive full of VITI goodness for you to explore, as well as a biome map to help you navigate this crazy world. Plus, we have other projects in the works that will blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and make sure to NOT DIE, put more nations in, and develop existing ones to make this server even more epic!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty Combat Crew

adult responsibilities, balancing issues, changes, Combat, combo routes, Commitment, Competitive Gaming, constant updates, Crafty, CREW, Expansions, fighting games, Frames, game updates, Gaming Community, Knockback, match-ups, motivation, Old Days, patch notes, patches, strategies, Time management

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only updates you’ll have to worry about are the ones that make the game even more INSANE! Say goodbye to constantly changing strategies and combos, because on our server, we keep it OLD SCHOOL!

Join us and experience the thrill of building and surviving without the stress of constant updates ruining your groove. Our server is perfect for adults with jobs and responsibilities who just want to kick back, relax, and play some good ol’ Minecraft.

So why wait? Join us now and let’s build some EPIC creations together! Who needs constant updates when you can have a stable, RELIABLE Minecraft experience like never before?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PsychoCraft: Where Even Psychiatrists Can’t Figure Out the Creepers

civil liberties, CREEPERS, Due Process, Ethics, Figure, HUMAN RIGHTS, incarceration, involuntary commitment, legal rights, Legal System, Medical Ethics, Medicine, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, mental healthcare, mental illness, patient rights, psychiatric abuse, psychiatric care, psychiatric evaluation, psychiatrists, PsychoCraft, Treatment

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server where we let psychiatrists run wild and lock up players without any reason! Why join, you ask? Well, imagine being thrown into a virtual psych ward without warning, forced to mine for your sanity while dodging creepers and zombie therapists. It’s a wild ride that will have you questioning your own sanity in no time!

Who needs due process when you can have madness and chaos at every turn? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this twisted world where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Towns Built:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.