Crafty Tears

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But beware, the chest was guarded by a pack of ANGRY llamas who spit fireballs!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of GLOWING chickens that lay golden eggs. Legend has it, if you collect enough golden eggs, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a RAINBOW unicorn into battle against the Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

AppleCraft: Where Apples Are Worth More Than Gold!

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Are you tired of paying 7 dollars for an apple? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, apples are FREE! Yes, you heard that right, no more breaking the bank for a simple fruit.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary AppleBoy, a mysterious figure who roams the lands handing out golden apples to all who cross his path. Some say he’s a glitch in the game, others say he’s a magical being sent to bring joy to all Minecraft players. Join our server and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to encounter the one and only AppleBoy.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a world where apples are worth more than diamonds!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Star Shards Collected:	116	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Minecraft Mayhem: League of Laughs

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is the bomb-diggity! We’ve got more High Noon Events than a showdown at high noon, with Kayle flying in like a boss and Varus looking legendary AF. And don’t even get us started on Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand – they’re all ready to party in our pixelated paradise!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so fresh, it makes the latest patch notes look like yesterday’s news. Check out our Builds/Account Stats to see who’s slaying and who’s just playing. And if you wanna see those models strut their stuff, our Model Viewer is where it’s at.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s so OP, it’ll make your head spin faster than a Enderman on Red Bull!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Void Gems Collected:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Blocky Coomer’s Craze

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the madness of 4Chan coomer threads and dive into a world of pure hilarity and adventure!

Reasons to join:

Escape from the never-ending debates about porn preferences and strange fetishes
Build your own little pony kingdom and explore the wonders of beastiality-free Minecraft
Discover hidden treasures and secret caves filled with trannies and gay stuff (just kidding, it’s all family-friendly fun!)

Join us now and leave behind the confusion of 4Chan debates. Who needs real women when you have Minecraft blocks to build with?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mines Excavated:	4960

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

DragonCraft: Where Your Maid is a Dragon!

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Welcome to our dragon maid themed Minecraft server! Are you tired of messy servers with griefers running amok? Fear not, for our dragon maids are here to keep the board clean!

Join us for epic adventures and quests where you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle against evil mobs. Our dragon maids will swoop in and clean up any mess left behind, ensuring a pristine playing environment for all.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can find hidden treasures and rare loot. Rumor has it that a legendary diamond sword is hidden deep within the lair, waiting for a brave adventurer to claim it.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic of having your very own dragon maid to keep things in order. Who knows, you might even uncover the mysteries of the underground lair and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

AvrilCraft: Where Black People Are Actually Avril Lavigne in Disguise

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Welcome to our totally not conspiracy theory Minecraft server, where you can uncover the truth behind the biggest mystery of our time – Are all black people secretly just Avril Lavigne in disguise, playing a joke on us all?

Join us for a wild ride as you dig deep into the mines, searching for clues that will unravel this mind-boggling mystery. Build your own secret underground lair to hide from the Avril Lavigne impersonators who may be lurking around every corner.

But beware, the Avril Lavigne lookalikes are not the only danger on this server. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is actually just Avril Lavigne in a Minecraft skin, pulling the ultimate prank on unsuspecting players.

So come on, join us on this absolutely bonkers Minecraft server and discover the truth behind the Avril Lavigne conspiracy. Who knows, you may just find yourself face to face with the real Avril Lavigne herself, laughing at us all from behind her pixelated disguise.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Farms Harvested:	559
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	131	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

God’s Children Minecraft Funhouse

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Are you tired of swimming aimlessly in the cosmic waters of Minecraft? Join our server and become a God’s child! We promise you won’t be doing backstrokes aimlessly anymore, unless you want to because that’s cool too. Amen to that!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

OverratedCraft: Where Games Get a Big Head

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with mediocre ratings? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane games and ridiculous challenges that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a unicorn riding a rainbow while juggling diamonds. Yes, you read that right. And that was just the beginning of their epic adventure on our server.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary potato planting contest, where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken around the server for a whole day. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret dance party every Friday night in the End dimension. Trust me, you don’t want to miss it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs boring old servers when you can be a part of something truly unforgettable?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Crafty Comrades: Russian Drone vs. Mig-29s

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter. Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground lair filled with dancing pandas and disco llamas. And that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays diamond eggs. So come join us and experience the craziness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Towns Built:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

2020’s Dank Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of 2020!

Looking for a server that is so based it puts the 80’s, 90’s, and 2000’s to shame? Look no further, because this server is where it’s at!

Reasons to join our server:

Unicorns that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes
Talking chickens that give out diamonds like they’re candy
Dancing creepers that drop disco balls when defeated
Secret underground rave parties hosted by Endermen DJs

Don’t miss out on the most lit Minecraft server of all time! Join now and experience the epicness for yourself!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Potions Brewed:	187
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Skeleton Shitshow: Friction vs Fresh Water Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the friction is rotness and the water is fresh shit! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie chickens that drop diamonds when you defeat them. Yes, you heard that right, zombie chickens! – The sky in our server is made of cheese and you can literally fly by eating it. Who needs wings when you have a sky full of cheese? – Our server has a special event every Friday where all the skeletons break out into a synchronized dance routine. It’s like a spooky flash mob, but with skeletons!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

RoachCraft: Where even the bugs are scared!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of the real world and dive into a world where cockroaches ride rats like horses, spiders the size of houses lurk in the shadows, and bats fly around dropping loot like it’s nobody’s business.

Join us and explore a land where snakes build skyscrapers, centipedes run the economy, and you never know what kind of crazy creature you’ll encounter next.

Forget about boring old Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride through a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional giant spider trying to eat you).

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

GuraCraft: Where Unironic Fans Unite!

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring players and lackluster adventures? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of ironic Gura fans who are ready to take on the world of Minecraft in the most outrageous ways possible. From building giant statues of Gura to creating underwater cities in her honor, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll find unironic fans who not only excuse Gura’s behavior, but celebrate it with wild parties and events. Who knew that playing Minecraft could be so exciting?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Gura fan to lead the charge in our epic adventures!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	402
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Animal Kingdom: Where Zoophiles Rule and Pedophiles Drool

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join Trvthnvke? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent pigs who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you on your journey to become a Minecraft master.

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas who will challenge you to epic dance battles. Can you out-dance a llama? Join to find out!

3. Our server is home to the rarest diamond cows that drop diamonds instead of milk. You’ll never run out of diamonds again!

4. If you manage to find the hidden disco cave on our server, you’ll be transported to a world where everything is made of glitter and rainbows. It’s a party you’ll never forget!

So what are you waiting for? Join Trvthnvke today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Pull It Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing smarter than joining is pulling it! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in the land. How, you may wonder? Because on our server, diamonds literally rain from the sky! That’s right, you can build your diamond castle without even having to mine for them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. Imagine riding a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also protected by a magical force field that repels all griefers. So you can build to your heart’s content without fear of someone coming along and destroying your masterpiece.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

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