so, like, this server is legit the bomb dot com, like seriously. you wanna know why? because we have a 50% rise in suicide behaviors after the COVID-19 pandemic, like what even is that?! but wait, there’s more. we did a huge 5-year follow-up cohort study and the results were like, mind-blowing.

join our server and experience the thrill of surviving a pandemic while also building epic structures and battling zombies. who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, amirite? plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never feel alone again. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories together. who knows, maybe you’ll even find the meaning of life in a blocky world. #YOLO #Minecraft4Life

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Astral Amulets Crafted: 15
Meteorites Collected: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Crafty Saiyans: Dragon Block Super Server

    Crafty Saiyans: Dragon Block Super Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and witness epic battles between Bejita and Pan as they duke it out in the ultimate showdown. Will Bejita finally redeem himself or will Pan continue to reign supreme? Only time will tell on our crazy Minecraft server! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even witness a diamond sword fight between Steve and Herobrine!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Mom’s Blocky Adventures

    Mom’s Blocky Adventures
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will surprise you at every turn? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find more hidden surprises than in your mom’s secret toy stash! Trust us, you’ll never know what you’ll stumble upon next – whether it’s a hidden treasure chest or a secret underground dungeon filled with mobs. So come join us and get ready for an adventure that’s more unexpected than finding your mom’s toys in the bathroom!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Taxcraft: Where Creeper IRS collects diamonds >2nd highest tax pressure in the world…

    Taxcraft: Where Creeper IRS collects diamonds >2nd highest tax pressure in the world…
    Tired of waiting 45 days to see a doctor for a little stomach pain? Sick of high tax pressure crushing your dreams? Say goodbye to that crappy country and join our Minecraft server instead! Here, doctors teleport to you instantly and taxes are paid in diamonds. Plus, our virtual world is filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Notch himself. So leave that real-life nonsense behind and come join the insanity on our server!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 52
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • TNTAA- Totally Awesome and Explosive Minecraft Adventures!

    TNTAA- Totally Awesome and Explosive Minecraft Adventures!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a castle made entirely of cheese! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has been endorsed by a group of mystical wizards who swear that playing on our server will give you magical powers in real life.

    So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living your best Minecraft life with us? Join now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Mines Excavated: 3993

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Crafty Queers: Where the Gay Bars in DC Are Always Poppin’!

    Crafty Queers: Where the Gay Bars in DC Are Always Poppin’!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

    Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse! But don’t worry, our friendly staff members will guide you through the chaos and help you survive. Plus, did we mention that all the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking animals who are all experts in potion brewing. Want a potion that turns you into a unicorn? They’ve got you covered. How about a potion that makes you fly like a bird? No problem!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our epic PvP battles. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken while wielding a sword made of diamonds. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click the link and prepare for a journey like no other.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Creeper Cologne Catastrophe

    Creeper Cologne Catastrophe
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with sweaty gamers who haven’t seen the light of day in weeks? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who not only shower regularly but also smell like a field of daisies on a warm spring day.

    Join us for the chance to trade virtual soap bars and compete in our annual fragrance competition where the winner gets a virtual trophy shaped like a giant bar of lavender soap. Our community is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft in a luxurious spa.

    So come on, join us and experience the sweet scent of success on our server. Who knew that smelling nice could be so rewarding in the world of Minecraft?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Psycho Cop Chojo’s Crazy Craft Corner

    Psycho Cop Chojo’s Crazy Craft Corner
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, have we got the server for you!

    Join us on our server where the mobs have all been replaced with dancing llamas in top hats. That’s right, you’ll be fending off hoards of stylish llamas while trying to build your dream castle.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your blocky friends. Just watch out for the creeper DJ, he’s known to drop some explosive beats.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies riding on pigback.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, sorry for the late dump, new chapter is out!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 150 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Potions Brewed: 129 Mines Excavated: 3172
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Blocktopia: Where ‘life’ is just a respawn away!

    Blocktopia: Where ‘life’ is just a respawn away!
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrilling journey of a miner like never before! Just like the player’s dad who worked hard in the mines of communist Romania, you too can mine your way to success in our server.

    Embark on an adventure filled with intense mining challenges, secret police raids, and even overthrowing communist regimes in a bloody revolution! Work alongside Italian and Egyptian construction workers, but watch out for lazy coworkers who may try to slack off.

    Become a master builder, engineer, and miner all in one as you navigate through the ups and downs of life in our server. And remember, just like the player’s dad, always stand up for what’s right and never back down from a challenge. Join us now and unleash your inner miner!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Blockheads Gone Wild

    Blockheads Gone Wild
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Then come join us on our server where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a horde of rainbow-colored creepers riding on flying pigs. But don’t worry, our friendly staff members are there to help you fend them off with diamond-plated water guns.

    Once you’ve survived the initial onslaught, you can explore our custom-built world filled with giant floating donuts, talking animals, and secret dungeons where the loot is so epic, it’ll make your grandma jealous.

    But that’s not all! We also host weekly events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and our infamous “TNT Party” where everyone blows up everything in sight for fun.

    So why are we like this? Because normal is boring, and we believe in making Minecraft as ridiculous and hilarious as possible. Join us today and prepare for the most insane gaming experience of your life!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Pixel Punchers: The Ultimate Idol Smackdown

    Pixel Punchers: The Ultimate Idol Smackdown
    Are you tired of seeing everything clearly in Minecraft? Join our server where everything is a blur – it’s the Can’t See Shit Edition! Why join, you ask? Well, this server is like no other. It’s a place where you can find, share, and discuss idol VTubers who play fighting games and beat em ups. Yes, you heard that right – idols and fighting games, what a combo!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only can you discuss fighting games and idols, but you can also request games if you have no friends (we’ve all been there). And if you’re looking for a chuuba who plays fightan, we’ve got a selection of seiso idols ready for you to check out.

    And if you’re feeling lost in the world of fighting games, fear not! We have YouTube videos to help you git gud and an official guide to playing fightan (which will be updated, don’t worry).

    But that’s not all – we have news updates, cute girls manga to read when you’ve lost your motivation, and even a tournament between streamers with confirmed chubas Karubi and Hinano. Plus, no discords, no names, no fighting – only idols and love allowed here.

    So come join our Minecraft server where everything is a blur, but the fun is crystal clear! And remember, in this server, the only thing you’ll be fighting for is the top spot among the idols.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Crafty Anon’s Blocky Adventures: ‘Did you rike the game, /v/?’

    Crafty Anon’s Blocky Adventures: ‘Did you rike the game, /v/?’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, most insane, most ridiculous server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on!

    Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords! Build a castle made entirely of TNT and watch it explode in a glorious display of chaos and destruction!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, telling jokes that will make you laugh so hard you’ll fall off your minecart.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runes Activated: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Love Letters Sent: 19
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Crafty Creepers: Where even the zombies are confused about the hype!

    Crafty Creepers: Where even the zombies are confused about the hype!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as the real world political drama? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual war zone, with players constantly battling it out for power and control. Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through treacherous alliances and backstabbing betrayals. Who needs reality TV when you can immerse yourself in this virtual world of chaos and mayhem? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this cutthroat environment!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Enchantments Applied: 132
    Void Gems Collected: 38 Magical Moments Shared: 8
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • FunkyCraft – Where Minecraft meets Friday Night Funkin’! Join the fun at /funkg/ server!

    FunkyCraft – Where Minecraft meets Friday Night Funkin’! Join the fun at /funkg/ server!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with Friday Night Funkin’ madness and chaos.

    Fight Da Powah Edition is in full swing, with Erect Mode song teasers that will blow your mind. Check out the Funkin Crew’s blog posts and get ready to jam out to some funky beats.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got crossovers with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more! It’s a crossover extravaganza that will leave you speechless.

    Join our modding community and create your own funky creations. Need help? We’ve got resources and a mod wiki to guide you on your journey to funky greatness.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and join us on this wild adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you on the server, funky warriors!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 34
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Potions Brewed: 56
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • The Endermen’s Fashion Show

    The Endermen’s Fashion Show
    Are you tired of blending in with the crowd on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, everyone wears black! That’s right, from head to toe, you’ll be rocking that edgy, mysterious look that will make you stand out from the rest.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: you and your black-clad comrades facing off against a horde of rainbow-colored warriors. It’s like a goth vs. unicorn showdown, and trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair on the server where a group of players have formed a cult dedicated to worshipping the almighty block. Yes, you heard that right. The almighty block. Who knows what kind of crazy rituals and sacrifices go on down there, but one thing’s for sure – it’s a one-of-a-kind experience you won’t find anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the masses wearing black. It’s a dark and twisted adventure that you won’t soon forget.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • White Ninja Craft: Where Japan Becomes Majority White… in Minecraft!

    White Ninja Craft: Where Japan Becomes Majority White… in Minecraft!
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us on a wild adventure where Japan is magically transformed into a majority white population by the year 2050 – talk about a plot twist!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky characters like ninja pandas and samurai unicorns who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. And don’t even get us started on the rare loot you can find, like enchanted sushi swords and kimono armor that gives you the power to summon a giant Godzilla to fight by your side.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 281 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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