hey u! ya u! r u tired of playing on boring old minecraft servers where u gotta follow all the rules and be all serious and stuff? well then come join our server where we do things a little differently!

we got men and women using different biological systems to reduce pain! like, can u imagine that? it’s like a science experiment gone wild in the world of minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it!

not only that, but we have crazy events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! it’s hilarious, trust me!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit af down there, u won’t wanna miss it!

so come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs boring old rules when u can have this much fun, am i right? see u there!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Mineshafts Explored: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • CraftyFails

    CraftyFails
    Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking it would fly like a magical bacon-powered unicorn? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, on our server, we have a special Piggy Pilot program where pigs actually sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic porky angels. Join us and learn the hard way that pigs CAN fly (sort of).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Chimeras Created: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Craftbox

    Craftbox

    Join CraftBox, a meticulously crafted BoxPvP server offering a balanced economy and a rewarding gameplay experience. Engage in thrilling combat, strategic mining, and resource gathering as you strive to dominate the server. Our robust anti-cheat system and dedicated staff ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Runes Activated: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • MineSwift

    MineSwift

    Dive into the ultimate survival challenge with our Lifesteal SMP! In this high-stakes server, every hit counts—literally. Players can steal hearts from others, making PvP battles more intense than ever. Whether you’re forging alliances or battling enemies, the unique lifesteal mechanic adds a thrilling twist to survival gameplay. Explore vast biomes, conquer dangerous dungeons, and build epic bases while always keeping an eye on your hearts.

    Join our tight-knit community where strategy, skill, and cunning are your keys to victory. With regular events, active admins, and a friendly player base, there’s never a dull moment on [Your Server Name]. Are you ready to outlast and outplay? Your survival journey starts here!

    Features:

    Lifesteal Mechanic: Gain hearts by defeating other players! Custom Events: Participate in unique challenges and tournaments. Active Community: Join a welcoming and engaged player base. Regular Updates: New content and improvements are added frequently. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate survivor!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Potions Brewed: 116
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • The Secret Veggie Patch: Not Just for Veggies! LGBTQ+ Friendly, For the Long Haul, No Sneaky White Beds

    The Secret Veggie Patch: Not Just for Veggies! LGBTQ+ Friendly, For the Long Haul, No Sneaky White Beds
    Welcome to The Garden Minecraft Server!
    This is a laid-back server that has been running smoothly for over 3 years with no map resets. It features carefully curated mods, custom mobs, items, biomes, and more. The server supports high player counts and has community-made cities.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Click on the link provided in the announcement above and follow the one-click verify instructions.
    Are there any map resets? No, the server has been running for over 3 years with no map resets.
    Is there a world boundary? Yes, there is a soft world boundary that is 30,000 blocks wide. The saved area is from X15,000 Z15,000 to X-15,000 Z-15,000. Venturing outside the boundary may result in occasional world resets.
    What kind of mods are available on the server? The server features carefully curated mods that automatically install when you join. These mods include custom mobs, items, biomes, and more.
    Can I play alone or with others? Yes, you can play by yourself or with others. The server supports high player counts for large groups, and there are community-made cities you can join or start your own.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Crafty Stars – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Stars – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where Lazy Anons and Eepy Threads collide in a battle of epic proportions! Join us for a wild ride through the Tempus and Armis schedules, where you’ll encounter Regis Altare, the master of mining, Axel Syrios, the redstone wizard, and Gavis Bettel, the king of crafting.

    But that’s not all! Meet Machina X Flayon, the builder extraordinaire, Banzoin Hakka, the PvP champion, and Josuiji Shinri, the enchanting enchanter. And let’s not forget about Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper, our alumnus legends who still roam the server, ready to challenge any newcomer.

    On the Armis side, face off against Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving warrior, Goldbullet, the treasure hunter, Octavio, the mysterious magician, and Crimzon Ruze, the fiery fighter. With OP templates, a killer song playlist, and a Magmaboard to keep track of all the action, this server is the ultimate destination for Minecraft madness.

    So why wait? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the chaos that awaits on this server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • /WVD/ Minecraft SMP: Wizardry Variants Daphne General

    /WVD/ Minecraft SMP: Wizardry Variants Daphne General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride you instead of the other way around!

    Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they dancing? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the talking chickens that give you quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of gold. Yes, you read that right. GOLD. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to boogie down.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Crops Grown: 9014 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • PixelPerfect SMP: Glow-up Goals

    PixelPerfect SMP: Glow-up Goals
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest transformations! Our players have the ability to change their physical appearance in-game, from growing wings and flying like a majestic dragon to turning into a blocky superhero with super strength. Who needs plastic surgery when you can just join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft shape-shifter? Don’t miss out on the chance to become the most fabulous pixelated creature in the virtual world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Dimension Hops: 7 Void Gems Collected: 10
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CraftyCreeper69

    CraftyCreeper69
    Are you tired of being forever alone in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being single is a sign of pure awesomeness! Join us and mingle with other players who are also proudly flying solo in the dating world. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper army at your disposal?

    Our server is the perfect place to find love… for blocks! Build your dream house, go on romantic adventures with your pet llama, and even attend virtual weddings (yes, we have those). Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

    So, if you want to proudly proclaim your single status while having a blast in the pixelated universe, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your player two… or maybe just a really cool dungeon to raid.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

    UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows at creepers. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

    and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.

    so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 35
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • RenewableCraft: India200GW

    RenewableCraft: India200GW
    come join our epic minecraft server where the renewable energy capacity hits 200 GW milestone, that’s like, a LOT of power, dude. we got solar panels and wind turbines everywhere, it’s like playing in a futuristic eco-friendly world. plus, our players are so chill, they’re like the avatars of mother nature herself. join us and be part of the green revolution, man. let’s save the planet one block at a time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 3484
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Iboga Dance Party Server

    Iboga Dance Party Server
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Emeralds Found: 1047
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • eusurvival

    eusurvival

    EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 28 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Falling into the Void: 0
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • The Sandcastle

    The Sandcastle

    The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

    The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

    Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

    We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 42 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

    No. 691902298 Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

    Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Chimeras Created: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Falling into the Void: 0
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • ”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

    ”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22
    Demon Skulls Collected: 34 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Zombie Dances: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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