hey u! ya u! r u tired of playing on boring old minecraft servers where u gotta follow all the rules and be all serious and stuff? well then come join our server where we do things a little differently!

we got men and women using different biological systems to reduce pain! like, can u imagine that? it’s like a science experiment gone wild in the world of minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it!

not only that, but we have crazy events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! it’s hilarious, trust me!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit af down there, u won’t wanna miss it!

so come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs boring old rules when u can have this much fun, am i right? see u there!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
Treasure Maps Found: 11 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
New Chunks Explored: 135646 Mythical Swords Crafted: 33

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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