Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat and singing the national anthem? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unforgettable moments that will leave you in stitches.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected: 188 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • HezDroneBlasters

    HezDroneBlasters
    so, get this, on this server, we got a secret mission for you: take down Hezbollah’s drone unit that’s being supplied by Iran. like, how crazy is that?! you gotta sneak around, build secret bases, and take out those pesky drones before they cause chaos in the Minecraft world. join now for the most intense and thrilling mission of your Minecraft life! let’s show those drones who’s boss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Ignite Survival

    Ignite Survival

    {Version 1.19+} Bored of regular survival? Come join IGNITE Survival. Level up, earn money, fight strong mobs, and build.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Animals Bred: 165
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Pristine Network

    Pristine Network

    Pristine Network is a relatively new Minecraft Server which started in 2024 and provides it’s player base with an unforgettable experience. Pristine offers Lifesteal & Duels which help you train your PvP Skill, meet new people, join events to earn prizes, & more! Pristine also offers Custom Features that you’ll be impressed with once you join!

    Our Gamemodes: – Lifesteal – Duels – Parkour (In Duels) – Spleef (In Duels)

    Pristine Network is also a verified McTiers testing server for the Netherite Pot Gamemode.

    IP: pristinepvp.net Bedrock Port: 10691 Add Friend To Join (Bedrock): PristineNetwork Store: store.pristinepvp.net Discord: discord.gg/pristine | discord.pristinepvp.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Ores Mined: 5078
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Pleasantly Surprised Minecraft Server

    Pleasantly Surprised Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the surprises never end! You’ll be pleasantly surprised to find that our server has just launched its second season, filled with even more craziness and chaos than before.

    Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our custom-built world, where you’ll encounter everything from flying pigs to dancing llamas. But be warned, the mobs on our server have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to thwart your plans.

    Looking for a challenge? Look no further! Our server is home to the most difficult parkour courses you’ve ever seen, guaranteed to make even the most seasoned Minecraft player break a sweat. And if that’s not enough, try your hand at our PvP arena, where only the strongest survive.

    But the real reason to join our server? The community, of course! Our players are a wacky bunch, always up for a good time and ready to welcome new members with open arms. So come on in and join the fun – you won’t be disappointed!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CousinCraft WeddingGate

    CousinCraft WeddingGate
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, wedding drama, and unexpected plot twists!

    Imagine logging in to see your cousin’s wedding invitation, only to find out you weren’t actually invited because she didn’t want her husband’s family to know you’re a lesbian. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, so come join the fun!

    Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and craziness on our Minecraft server? Join now and become part of the wildest family drama you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of emotions!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Dimension Hops: 9 Glorious Feasts Held: 18

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • PrettyCraft SMP – Realizing Beauty

    PrettyCraft SMP – Realizing Beauty
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We have a strict “no ugly players allowed” rule, so if you’re not drop-dead gorgeous, you might want to look elsewhere.

    But don’t worry, we have plenty of reasons for you to join our server. For starters, we have a secret underground beauty pageant where players compete to be crowned the most attractive in the land. The winner gets a diamond crown and a lifetime supply of virtual makeup!

    Not only that, but we also have a “makeover mountain” where players can go to get a virtual makeover from our resident beauty expert, GlamourGamer69. She’s known for her impeccable contouring skills and can make even the blockiest of players look like supermodels.

    So if you’re ready to show off your pixelated beauty and compete for the title of the fairest of them all, come join our SMP today! Just remember, if you’re not pretty enough, you might get kicked off the server. Beauty is serious business, after all.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • MineGirrlRealityCheck

    MineGirrlRealityCheck
    Are you tired of being limited by the harsh realities of the real world as a woman? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be without any limitations! Want to be a fearless warrior who slays dragons and saves the day? Go for it! Want to build a castle fit for a queen? You got it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit, but who’s counting?). Join us and escape the harsh realities of womanhood for a world where anything is possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Pixel Taliban Minecraft Server

    Pixel Taliban Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. we got, like, afghan taliban running the show and they’re all like “no pictures of living things allowed, bro.” it’s like, so crazy, you gotta join just to see how wild it gets. we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, but you can’t take a picture of it, man. it’s like a total mind trip, you won’t believe your eyes. so come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it, dude.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4259 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 15 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads & Takin’ Names

    KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads & Takin’ Names
    so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got, like, explosions and stuff happening all the time. just like that time when north korea blew up the inter-korean road and south korea was all like, “nah, man, we ain’t havin’ that” and started firin’ back. it’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of battle without actually getting hurt. plus, we got free virtual snacks for all players. who wouldn’t wanna join a server that gives out free snacks, amirite? come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3232 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 169
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Savage Minecraft Server

    Savage Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can turn into a savage! That’s right, you’ll be running around the blocky world with a wild look in your eyes, ready to take on anything that comes your way.

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your trusty steeds. Who needs horses when you can have explosive transportation? Plus, our Endermen are trained to do your bidding, so you can have your own personal army of teleporting minions.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chickenzilla, a giant chicken that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on this feathered fiend?

    So come on down to our server and embrace your inner savage. Just be sure to watch out for the lava pits and TNT traps, because things can get pretty wild around here.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Towns Built: 9
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Ores Mined: 3027 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Best DOOM 2 Level: MAP 28: The Spirit Minecraft SMP

    Best DOOM 2 Level: MAP 28: The Spirit Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of zombie pigmen start breakdancing around you. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs? Oh, the chaos!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments, where the winner gets a golden carrot as a prize. Trust us, it’s worth it.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the best DOOM 2 level ever: MAP 28: The Spirit World. Why is it the best, you ask? Because it’s filled with hidden treasures, secret passageways, and a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs. Yes, you read that right.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous gameplay of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Alien Abductions: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • SwipeCraft: No Regrets

    SwipeCraft: No Regrets
    Are you tired of dealing with creepy guys online who can’t take a hint? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can block anyone with the click of a button! No more dealing with pet names, flip-flopping, or boundary-crossing behavior. Our server is a safe space for all players, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any drama.

    We promise that no one will call you “dear” or “babe” without your consent, and if they do, you can simply block them and move on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back. So say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience!

    Join now and start building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. And remember, on our server, you’re always in control of who you interact with. So why wait? Join today and start crafting your own adventure!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • DreamCraft SMP

    DreamCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and farms all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama with a keyboard! Don’t believe us? Just try to type in chat without accidentally hitting the “neigh” key.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who are plotting to take over the world with their starchy goodness. Will you join them or will you stand against the potato uprising?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Sure, he might blow up your stuff every now and then, but hey, at least he’s trying to make connections in the afterlife!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And who knows, maybe you’ll finally become what you dream of… a llama potato farmer with a ghostly creeper best friend!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Magic Crystals Found: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • TraitCraft

    TraitCraft
    Are you a master builder with a knack for creating epic structures out of pixelated blocks? Do you have the survival skills of a seasoned adventurer, always ready to take on the next creeper that crosses your path? Or maybe you’re just a total goofball who loves to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens?

    Well, whatever your best personality trait may be, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to show it off! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with endless possibilities and hilarious shenanigans.

    Whether you’re looking to team up with other players to conquer dungeons and defeat powerful bosses, or you just want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat, this server has got you covered. So come on over and let your inner blocky genius shine – we can’t wait to see what you come up with!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Dragon Eggs Found: 1849

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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