| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Our server is the perfect place to find love… for blocks! Build your dream house, go on romantic adventures with your pet llama, and even attend virtual weddings (yes, we have those). Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?
So, if you want to proudly proclaim your single status while having a blast in the pixelated universe, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your player two… or maybe just a really cool dungeon to raid.
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 37 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.
so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 40 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.
The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.
Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!
We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 9230 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!
But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!
Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 32 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.
So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 2926 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
