So, like, this server is so lit that even Iranian government sites and nuclear facilities couldn’t handle it and got hit by a cyber attack! Join us and be part of the chaos, because who needs boring old government sites when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in Minecraft? Plus, our community is so wild, you’ll never be bored with all the crazy shenanigans and hilarious moments that happen every day. So come on, join us and be part of the madness!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
Mythical Swords Crafted: 45 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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