So, like, this server is so lit that even Iranian government sites and nuclear facilities couldn’t handle it and got hit by a cyber attack! Join us and be part of the chaos, because who needs boring old government sites when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in Minecraft? Plus, our community is so wild, you’ll never be bored with all the crazy shenanigans and hilarious moments that happen every day. So come on, join us and be part of the madness!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
Astral Projections Made: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Divine Spears Created: 10
Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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