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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Dragons Tamed: 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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