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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 4
Void Gems Collected: 26 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
Players Killed by Monsters: 8237 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
Villages Defended: 12 Heroic Legacies Created: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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