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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
Endless Legions Commanded: 50 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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