Join our Minecraft SMP and never worry about leaked nudes again! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone trying to leak your personal photos. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where all leaked nudes are stored in a vault guarded by a dragon named Steve. So come join us and rest easy knowing your nudes are safe in our crazy, pixelated world!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested: 337 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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