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Crafty Blocks – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored llamas that will guide you to the land of unlimited diamonds and flying pigs!

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted access to the secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to boogie down.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Blocky Yeti, who roams the snowy mountains in search of players to challenge to a game of snowball dodgeball. If you can beat him, he’ll grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, he’s a mischievous one).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8495
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Snowflake Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of feeling guilty for simply existing as a white person? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and craft your way to self-acceptance! Our server is filled with magical unicorns who will sprinkle you with glitter and remind you that being white is nothing to be ashamed of. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret rainbow sheep hidden in the world, all your white guilt will disappear forever! So come join us and embrace your whiteness in the most fabulous way possible! 🌈🦄 #WhitePrideCrafters

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

DadBlameMCServer

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So, picture this: you’re chilling on our Minecraft server, building your dream castle, when suddenly, your dad shows up late to your birthday party in the game. But wait, he’s not just late, he straight up misses the whole thing because he’s too busy attending his girlfriend’s virtual church event. I mean, come on, who does that?

But fear not, because on our server, we don’t tolerate this kind of nonsense. We prioritize epic builds and virtual celebrations over fake church events any day. Plus, we have a strict “no drama” policy, so you won’t have to deal with any family feuds while you’re playing.

Join us now and let’s build some crazy memories together. Who needs a dad who misses your birthday party when you have a whole community of Minecraft players who have your back? Let’s show your dad what he’s missing out on by joining the coolest Minecraft server out there.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DoggyJavaDen

aggressive dog, coffee shop, Confrontation, disruptive behavior, dog behavior, dog owner etiquette, dog training, dog-friendly, DoggyJavaDen, leash control, pet aggression, pet behavior, pet etiquette, Pet Management, pet owner communication, pet owner conflict, pet owner responsibility, pet safety, pet socialization, public disturbance, public spaces

Are you tired of dealing with aggressive dogs at your favorite coffee shop? Join our Minecraft server where the only aggressive creatures you’ll encounter are creepers! No more worrying about unruly pets ruining your peaceful coffee time.

Our server is dog-friendly, but only in a virtual sense. You won’t have to worry about someone else’s poorly behaved pooch ruining your day. Plus, our virtual coffee shop has a massive open terrace where you can build and relax without any real-life drama.

Join us and leave the real world behind, where you won’t have to confront rude dog owners or deal with their misbehaving pets. Our server is the perfect escape from the chaos of everyday life. So come on in and start building your own peaceful paradise, free from aggressive dogs and disrespectful owners.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PublicPickleEater Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever seen someone build a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of a village square? Or maybe witnessed a player riding a pig while wearing a full suit of diamond armor? Well, get ready for even more wacky and wild antics on our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a server where the only rule is to be as absurd and ridiculous as possible. Want to create a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that involves covering everyone’s houses in pink wool? We support it!

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT fishing” where players compete to see who can catch the most fish using only explosives. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground dance parties that happen every full moon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your imagination run wild. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep a bucket of water handy – you never know when you might accidentally set yourself on fire while trying to ride a llama dressed as a pirate.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Double Speedcraft

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Are you tired of slow, boring Minecraft servers that make you wait forever to do anything fun? Well, look no further because our server is at least twice as fast as those other losers!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds at lightning speed, building epic structures in half the time, and fighting off creepers with superhuman reflexes. Our server is so fast, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Minecraft version of The Flash!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually powered by a secret potion made from rare enchanted golden apples and unicorn tears. That’s right, we’ve got magical powers on our side, making everything on our server twice as awesome!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our ridiculously fast and outrageously fun Minecraft server today and start gaming at warp speed!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Star Shards Collected:	244	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

DroneStrikeCraft

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LOLZ come join our amazin’ Minecraft server where we got more action than a Hezbollah drone force chief in Dahieh! We got crazier battles than a TNT explosion and more surprises than a hidden chest full of diamonds! Join now and be part of the most epic adventure you’ll ever experience in your blocky life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Crafty Impulse – Stress-Free Server

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so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna punch a tree in minecraft cuz u bored af? well dis server is da place for u, cuz we got all da stress-relief u need! punch trees, build giant statues of urself, blow stuff up with tnt, whatever helps u relax, we got it!

we even got a special “rage room” where u can go ham on blocks and mobs when u feel like u gonna explode from all da stress. trust me, it’s therapeutic af. plus, we got a bunch of crazy mini-games and challenges to keep u entertained and distracted from real life problems.

so if u feel like u gonna act rashly from all dat boredom, come join us and let out all dat pent-up energy in da most epic way possible! let’s get weird and wild together, cuz life’s too short to be stressed all da time. come chill with us and let’s have a blast!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Mossel’s Crazy ATM9 Adventure – Not for the faint-hearted! PVP mayhem with mods galore on 1.20.1!

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MosselCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
ATM9 Modpack	Immerse yourself in the wonders of the ATM9 modpack.
Lush Biomes	Explore diverse biomes, towering trees, and scenic landscapes.
Tech and Magic Harmony	Seamlessly integrates technology and magic elements for balanced gameplay.
Community Connection	Connect with fellow players on our Discord server.
24/7 Uptime	Enjoy stable and lag-free gameplay experience.
Continuous Updates	Stay tuned for regular updates and new features.

FAQ:

How do I join MosselCraft server?

Launch FTB Launcher, select ATM9 Pack, and connect to MosselCraft server using the IP: ftb.mosseltjes.nl.

What are the server rules?

Unclaimed area is 100% free-for-all (griefing/theft allowed), but be respectful in chat.

Can players of all skill levels join MosselCraft?

Yes, MosselCraft welcomes both seasoned modded Minecraft veterans and newcomers.

Where can I find more information about the server?

Visit MosselCraft Discord server or website for more details.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Buildings Constructed:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing chickens who will guide you through our wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant block-shaped creature who roams the land granting wishes to all who can defeat him in a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden village of llamacorns, half llama, half unicorn creatures who will trade you rare items for a good joke.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they’re not as cuddly as they look.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Picture this: you’re flying through the skies on a majestic Aureus Shot, only to crash land in Lupine Rue and have to fend off a horde of Feixiao creatures with nothing but a laugh. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the Arrow that Seeks the Stars, all while dodging Black Swan attacks and befriending a Robin named Moze?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most outrageous character banners you’ve ever seen, featuring Feixiao, Kafka, and even a Luka who’s known for his wild dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the Light Cone Banners – hunting for Nihility and Harmony has never been more thrilling!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride filled with imaginary erudition, redeemable codes, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a boring old blockhead, that is.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchantments Applied:	151	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	44

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Niece’sNamingCeremony Minecraft Server

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🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so check it out – this Minecraft server is like a naming ceremony for your niece, but way more lit! Imagine a world where you can give your blocks a Hebrew name and watch them come to life with crazy powers!

Forget driving 4.5 hours to be bored at a regular ol’ ceremony, join our server and teleport to a world where your niece’s Hebrew name is the key to unlocking epic adventures! Plus, no need to worry about cat sitters or gas money – just log on and let the fun begin!

Don’t be left on read like OP’s brother, join our server and be the life of the party! Who needs a Christening when you can have a block-tastic celebration with us? So, AITA if you don’t join? 😂🎉 #MinecraftNamingCeremonyFun

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

GrannyGotGriefMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your grandma’s birthday party? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where your grandma is a religious fanatic who tries to heal your Minecraft character’s wounds with prayer instead of potions. And instead of building houses, she insists you find a Minecraft husband and have Minecraft kids. Talk about a crazy family dynamic!

But don’t worry, on our server, you can kick out your grandma if she gets too annoying. Just like the OP did at their birthday dinner! Show her who’s boss and build your dream Minecraft world without any interference from crazy relatives.

So, if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who knows what kind of wild adventures await you in this wacky virtual world.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Minecraft SMP: GuyScan2021

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Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the first thing you’ll notice is the insane builds our players create. From giant statues of Steve to rollercoasters that defy gravity, you’ll never be bored on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government. Want to join their ranks and overthrow the oppressive chicken overlords? Just hop on our server and start your quest for porky freedom.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of chaos, creativity, and talking pigs. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8220	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BlockyBlasts: Don’t dig straight down!

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If I could give one piece of advice to my younger self, it would be to join this epic Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding! Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve tamed a dragon and ridden it into battle against an army of evil chickens. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn you into a block of cheese if you ask nicely. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Void Gems Collected:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1