Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to truly prove your manliness is by mastering the art of building pixelated structures! If you can’t understand the complex storyline of our server, then you might as well be a noob in real life.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where women’s sexuality is solely based on your Minecraft skin, not your actual personality. Just like Arthur in the first movie, you too can become a joker if society alienates, abuses, and harms you. But beware, once you stop being the joker, you’ll be just as lonely and alienated as you were before – just like in real life!

So come on, join our server and show off your manly building skills while navigating through the twisted world of Minecraft politics and drama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find approval and acceptance among our crazy community of players. Just remember, maintaining a strong image is key – even if you’re mentally ill and frail in real life. Let’s get building!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Lyri_X

    Lyri_X

    Step into a vibrant Minecraft world where adventure, creativity, and community collide! Here, you can build your dreams, embark on epic quests, and forge lasting friendships. Experience the Thrill of Adventure From expansive landscapes to hidden treasures, every corner of our server is ripe for exploration. Whether you’re battling fearsome mobs or discovering secret realms, there’s always something new to uncover. Build Your Legacy Unleash your creativity in our friendly environment! Construct magnificent castles, cozy homes, or elaborate cities—your imagination is the limit. Collaborate with others or carve out your own path in our thriving community. Thrive in a Dynamic Economy Engage in a bustling economy where you can earn rewards and trade with fellow players. Create shops, complete jobs, and make your mark as a successful entrepreneur!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 1621
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Falling into the Void: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Erm… Wow Anon Minecraft Server

    Erm… Wow Anon Minecraft Server
    “Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will blindside you with excitement? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to find love like anon did on their blind date. Who knows, you might just meet your future Minecraft partner and start a pixelated family together. Don’t miss out on the chance to create some blocky romance and build a future with us!”

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Demon Skulls Collected: 44 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP

    Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting crumbs in your keyboard every time you munch on some snacks while playing Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict no-eating-at-your-computer policy! That’s right, no more greasy fingers on your mouse or sticky keys on your keyboard. Join us for a clean and crumb-free gaming experience like no other!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist…made of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle, you will be granted unlimited potatoes for life! Who wouldn’t want that kind of power in their virtual hands?

    So come join us on our server, where the snacks are off-limits and the potatoes are plentiful. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Runes Activated: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Buildings Constructed: 16

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelKindness

    PixelKindness
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining the same old diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the villagers are actually secret agents in disguise!

    But that’s not all – on our server, every time you perform a small act of kindness, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes! Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a pet dragon that can do your homework for you? You got it. Want a never-ending supply of cake? Well, that one’s a bit trickier, but we’ll see what we can do.

    So come join us on our server and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. The possibilities are endless – and totally ridiculous.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Mines Excavated: 3945 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • FunkyBlockz – Where Fraudulent Elections Are Just a Myth

    FunkyBlockz – Where Fraudulent Elections Are Just a Myth
    join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a trump tweetstorm! come experience the thrill of electoral fraud…in minecraft! watch as players try to rig the virtual election, only to have their plans foiled by sneaky opponents.

    our server is so wild, it will make you question reality. who needs real politics when you can have fake politics in a blocky world? come join us and see if you can become the ultimate minecraft politician.

    don’t worry about voter turnout, we promise it will be higher than ever as players scramble to cast their virtual ballots. forget about real life drama, come join us for some virtual chaos.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real life when you can have minecraft politics?

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GLACIO – ANARCHY Minecraft server

    GLACIO – ANARCHY Minecraft server

    Server anarchy minecraft

    Version: 1.16.5 – 1.21.1

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4002 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • /Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server

    /Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Cutie Patootie Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us at /mouse/ – Ironmouse General for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, rumor has it that Ironmouse herself is chilling in our server, ready to play some Minecraft with you. Can you imagine building a castle with Ironmouse by your side? Epic!

    But that’s not all! We have exclusive access to a secret dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game. It’s like finding a unicorn in a haystack!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking creeper or ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. The possibilities are endless on /mouse/ – Ironmouse General!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 406
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode

    Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, on our server, if you stay awake long enough, you can enter a new mode of being! That’s right, you’ll transcend into a Minecraft god and have powers beyond your wildest dreams. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? No problem. Want to turn your enemies into chickens? Easy peasy.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Find and tame this majestic bird to become the richest player on the server.

    Join us now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Just remember to stock up on coffee and energy drinks, because you’ll need to stay awake for a loooong time to unlock the full potential of our server. See you there, sleepyheads!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Runes Activated: 7
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Potions Brewed: 131 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP

    TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Do you wish you had the secret knowledge to dominate the game like a pro? Well, look no further because our SMP server is here to give you the advantage you never knew you needed!

    Join our server and discover the hidden secrets of Minecraft that will make you the envy of all your friends. From finding diamond ore in every block you mine to taming a pet dragon that will protect you from creepers, the possibilities are endless.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with rare items and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server now and start your journey to becoming the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 27 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Crops Grown: 5083 Ores Mined: 1122

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CheeseburgerCraft

    CheeseburgerCraft
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only cheat meal you can have is a sad salad? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a buffet of fast food cheat meals that will make your taste buds dance with joy! From towering burgers to cheesy pizzas, we’ve got it all!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Nugget Mountain, where you can mine for nuggets of gold (literally) to become the richest player in the land. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into the Milkshake Ocean and swim with the friendly Creeper fish!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in the most delicious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, your diet won’t stand a chance against our cheat meal paradise!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Magic Items Found: 1985
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EmoCraft: No Care Taking

    EmoCraft: No Care Taking
    so, like, u need a place to let out all ur emotions, right? well, this server is the perfect place for u! we got crazy builds that will make u laugh, cry, and maybe even pee ur pants a little. join us and let all ur emotions out in the most epic way possible. plus, we have a secret therapy room where u can scream into the void and no one will judge u. come join us and let it all out, baby!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Latina Queen Minecraft Server

    Latina Queen Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner is a sassy Latina who will keep you on your toes with her fiery personality and love for building epic structures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They will trade you rare items in exchange for protection from the evil sheep gang that roams the land.

    If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful, though, because the Chicken Mafia is always on the lookout to steal it for themselves.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llama mafia). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Zombie Dances: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game

    Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game
    Hey there gamers, are you tired of getting trapped in virtual worlds with no way out? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the logout button actually works (most of the time) and our admins are only slightly corrupt.

    We’ve got a wild community of players who have survived the most insane mods you can imagine. From exploding chickens to flying creepers, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter. But hey, at least you won’t be stuck in a VR mystery dungeon with no way out, right?

    So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky admins and their shenanigans. Trust us, it’s worth it for the laughs.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 25 Astral Amulets Crafted: 29
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

    NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t joined the most epic Minecraft SMP server yet? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is jealous! We have diamond rain falling from the sky, creeper fireworks every night, and a secret underground base where Notch himself hangs out and crafts golden apples for all the players. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Zombie Dances: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 25 Magical Moments Shared: 8
    Dimension Hops: 1 Villages Defended: 15

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MinecraftAfterDark

    MinecraftAfterDark
    Are you tired of boring, family-friendly Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to build giant phallic structures, engage in epic battles with pixelated nudity, and explore a world where the only limit is your dirty imagination. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner adult humor run wild!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Dimension Hops: 15
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Buildings Constructed: 34 Battle Standards Raised: 12

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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